Chapter 1

CHARLIE CHANGES INTO A CHICKEN

CHAPTER 1 This is Charles McGuffin. It isn't actually him. It's just a picture of him. OF COURSE. If you hadn't figured that out, this book

will be way too difficult for you and you should probably go and read The Really Simple Book of Dead Easy Stories for Total Numptyheads instead. Charles McGuffin was just like you and me. Well, he wasn't like me because I'm big and hairy, and Charles is small and pretty smooth. So he's just like you. Except he has a you-know-what, and I'm guessing many of you reading this don't have a you-know-what. So Charles is like some of you. Except for one for one MAJORLY HUGE, MASSIVE difference. He can change into animals.

As in, one minute he's a normal boy, the next minute he's a wolf. Or an armadillo. Or a danger noodle (which, as everyone knows, is the actual scientific name for a snake). OK, so that probably means Charles is absolutely nothing like any of you because nobody else can change into animals. I think it's probably best if we start this book again, don't you? Just pretend you didn't read this bit, OK?

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CHAPTER 1 (AGAIn) This is Charles McGuffin.