Part 2

"No! No! No!" said Woodpecker. "My grand grand grandmother told me owls are incredibly Wise and Clean and Kind Kind Kind and Smart Smart Smart and smell of mint."

"Nonsense!" said Rabbit. Bear sniffed the owl. "I don't smell any mint."

"The only thing this owl smells of is BEING HORRIBLE," said Rabbit. "Um..." said Bear, "have either of you ever met an actual owl?" "Of course I, er... haven't," said Rabbit. "Not an Ak! Ak! Actual owl..." said Woodpecker. "But that is not the point!" said Rabbit and Woodpecker together. "I know exactly what owls are like!" "Wise and Wonderful!" said Woodpecker. "HURTFUL and HORRIBLE!" said Rabbit. He shouted this so loudly, Woodpecker fell over backwards. "Hey! Hey! Hey!" said Woodpecker. "That's rude rude rude!" And she flew away.

"Hah!" said Rabbit. "I won the argument! With my brilliant ideas!"

"I don't think you won the argument," said Bear doubtfully. "I think you just shouted the loudest." "SAME THING!" shouted Rabbit. Wow, shouting was fun. "I AM THE WINNER!"

He shouted so loudly that other animals started running towards the sandpit to see what was happening. Except Mole, who started digging.