8 Zombie Problem in Monkey Park

ZOMBIE PROBLEM IN MONKEY PARK

猴子公园的僵尸问题

On Thursday, Camp Flaming Arrow got even bigger. Dino from Pancake Court came with Sophie W. He was supposed to be in Animal Adventures Camp, but Animal Adventures Camp had turned out to be going to the zoo. He had already been to the zoo three times that week, and he was tired of it. "I don't want to do anything with animals," said Dino. "I don't even want to think about an animal." "You might have to think about Komodo dragons," called Juanito from inside the tent. He was hiding from his coach again. "They don't poop!" yelled Harlan. "Enough chitchat!" said Bean, just like a real counselor. "No animals. Today we will be studying first aid." First aid was on the Girl Power 4-Ever list. "And here is Counselor Ivy, to teach you important first aid tips." First aid was fun. Ivy had brought her face paint, and they used up almost all the red. Red was the blood.

周四，“火焰箭”营地变得更大了。 来自煎饼馆的迪诺和索菲·W·W。 他应该在动物冒险营，但动物冒险营却去了动物园。 那个星期他已经去过动物园三次了，他已经厌倦了。 “我不想和动物做任何事情，”迪诺说。 “我甚至不想去想动物。” “你可能得想想科莫多巨蜥了，”胡安尼托在帐篷里喊道。 他又在躲教练了。 “它们不拉屎！”哈兰喊道。 “别闲聊了！”比恩说，就像一个真正的顾问。 “没有动物。今天我们将学习急救。” 急救被列入了“女孩力量4-Ever”榜单。 “这是艾薇辅导员，教你重要的急救技巧。” 急救很有趣。艾薇带来了她的脸漆，他们几乎用完了所有的红色。 红色是血。

She had brought another old curtain, cut up. Those were the bandages. All the campers needed lots of bandages. "I think he'd better take some CPR," said Bean the doctor. "His condition is serious." Harlan groaned. He was a very good groaner. "One-twelve over five in the plexercarpaloo," said Franny. She gave Harlan a fake shot. He groaned. By the time Leo got away from soccer camp,

她带来了另一块破窗帘。 那些是绷带。所有的露营者都需要很多绷带。 “我想他最好做一些心肺复苏术，”医生宾说。 “他的情况很严重。” 哈伦呻吟着。他很会发牢骚。 “在广场上，五点十二分，”弗兰尼说。 她给了哈兰一个假镜头。 他呻吟着。里奥从足球夏令营出来的时候，

they were all covered with fake blood and bandages. He told them about a kind of first aid called the Heimlich Maneuver. When someone was choking, you pounded his stomach in just the right way, and whatever was choking him flew out of his mouth and landed across the room. That was fun. Disgusting, but fun. They played Heimlich Maneuver for a long time, and then Dino had a great idea. Since they were already covered in fake blood, they could be zombies. They zombied around Monkey Park with their arms stretched out in front of them. By mistake, they zombied right through Puppet Fun! "Now, boys and girls, we pull the yarn with our special needle, very, very carefully through the paper," the counselor was saying. "UUNNN-huh!" moaned Bean the zombie. "Hey!" said the counselor. "Oops," said Bean, unzombieing. "Sorry." But it was too late. Most of the Puppet Fun! campers turned into zombies on the spot. "Now stop that!" said the counselor. "This is

他们身上全是假血和绷带。 他告诉他们一种叫做海姆利克急救法的急救方法。 当有人窒息的时候，你用合适的方式敲打他的胃，让他窒息的东西从他嘴里飞出来落在房间的另一边。 那很有趣。恶心，但很有趣。 他们玩了很长时间的海姆利克急救法，然后迪诺有了一个好主意。 因为他们身上已经沾满了假血，他们可能是僵尸。 他们在猴子公园里像僵尸一样，把胳膊伸在前面。 一不小心，他们就僵尸化了！“现在，孩子们，我们用特制的针把纱线非常、非常小心地穿过纸，”辅导员说。 “嗯——嗯！”僵尸比恩呻吟道。 “嘿！”辅导员说。 “哎呀，”比恩说，从僵尸状态中恢复过来。 “对不起。”但为时已晚。 大多数木偶的乐趣！露营者当场变成了僵尸。 “住手！”辅导员说。 “这是

Puppet Fun!" "Sorry!" said Bean. She backed toward Camp Flaming Arrow, but three new zombies ran after her. By four o'clock in the afternoon, Monkey Park had a real zombie problem.

傀儡好玩!”“对不起！”比恩说。 她后退向火焰箭营，但三个新的丧尸追了上去。 到了下午四点，猴子公园出现了真正的僵尸问题。

"We haven't done great women of history," whispered Bean into the phone that night. She was reading the Girl Power 4-Ever paper. "Is that the only one we haven't done?" whispered Ivy, even though she didn't live with Nancy so there was no reason for her to whisper. "There's drama, but I think being zombies could count as drama, don't you?" Bean said. "And I still don't know what a social skill is." "It's not in the dictionary," Ivy said. "I

“我们还没有创造出历史上伟大的女性，”那天晚上比恩在电话里小声说。 她正在看《女孩力量4-Ever》的报纸。 “这是我们唯一没有做的吗？”艾薇小声说，尽管她没有和南希住在一起，所以她没有理由这么小声。 “有戏剧性，但我认为僵尸也可以算作戏剧性，你觉得呢？”豆说。 “我还是不知道什么是社交技能。” “字典里没有这个词，”艾薇说。 “我