4. The Sit on the Couch and Watch TV Club

4 The Sit on the Couch and Watch TV Club I signed up for the Sit on the Couch and Watch TV Club because I like to sit on the couch and watch TV. The first meeting of the club was in the art room, so I went over there as soon as school let out on Wednesday. When I walked in the door, guess who was standing there. You don't have to guess. It was Mrs.

我报名参加了“坐在沙发上看电视俱乐部”，因为我喜欢坐在沙发上看电视。 俱乐部的第一次会议是在美术室举行的，所以我星期三一放学就去了美术室。 当我走进门的时候，猜猜是谁站在那里。 你不用猜。是她太太。

Marge. "You're in charge of this club too?" I asked her. "Of course," replied Mrs. Marge. "I'm in charge of all the clubs! Hmmm. That's a little weird. I guess that's why the book is called Mrs. Marge Is in Charge!

玛姬。“你也是这个俱乐部的负责人？”我问她。 “当然，”玛姬太太回答。 “我负责所有的俱乐部！”嗯。 这有点奇怪。我想这就是为什么这本书叫做《玛吉太太当家做主》吧！

I was the first kid there. I looked around the art room. There was no couch, and there was no TV. "Where's the couch?" I asked. "Where's the TV?" "Oh, we don't need a couch or a TV," said Mrs. Marge. "This is the Zombie Hunters Club." WHAT?! "I thought this was the Sit on the Couch and Watch TV Club," I said. "Oh, sorry," replied Mrs. Marge. "Not enough students signed up to be in the Sit on the Couch and Watch TV Club. So I started the Zombie Hunters Club instead." "But I was hoping to sit on a couch and watch TV," I told her. "Why would anyone want to sit on a couch and watch TV when they could hunt for zombies?" she asked. I couldn't argue with that. Hunting for zombies did sound like fun. One by one, some other kids came into

我是第一个去那里的孩子。 我环顾了一下美术室。 没有沙发，也没有电视。 “沙发在哪儿？”我问。 “电视在哪儿？”“哦，我们不需要沙发和电视，”玛姬太太说。 “这里是僵尸猎人俱乐部。” 什么? !“我以为这是坐在沙发上看电视俱乐部，”我说。 “哦，对不起，”玛姬太太回答。 报名参加“坐在沙发上看电视俱乐部”的学生并不多。 所以我创办了僵尸猎人俱乐部。” “但我希望能坐在沙发上看电视，”我告诉她。 她问道：“既然可以捉僵尸，为什么还有人愿意坐在沙发上看电视呢？” 这一点我无法反驳。 猎杀僵尸听起来确实很有趣。 一个接一个，其他一些孩子进来了

the room looking for their clubs that had been canceled because not enough kids signed up for them. "Okay, everybody," Mrs. Marge said excitedly. "Let's go hunting for zombies!" We followed her down the hallway outside the art room. We turned left at the corner. Then we turned right at the next corner. "What's a zombie, anyway?" Ryan whispered to me. "A zombie is a dead person who gets brought back to life," I whispered to him.

房间里到处都是被取消的俱乐部，因为报名的孩子太少了。 “好了，各位。”玛姬太太兴奋地说。 “我们去捉僵尸吧！”我们跟着她穿过美术教室外的走廊。 我们在拐角处向左拐。 然后我们在下一个拐角处右转。 “僵尸到底是什么？”瑞安小声对我说。 “僵尸就是死而复生的人。”我低声对他说。

"I'm scared," said Emily. Of course. "Zombies aren't real," Andrea assured Emily. "They are too," I said. "Are not," said Andrea.

“我很害怕，”艾米丽说。当然可以。 “僵尸不是真的，”安德里亚向艾米丽保证。 “他们也是，”我说。“不是，”安德烈说。

"R2-D2," I told her. "Shhhhh!" said Mrs. Marge. "The zombies might hear you." We walked a million hundred miles all over the school looking for zombies. "Don't zombies eat people?" whispered Michael. "Yeah, sometimes they eat the living," I whispered to him. "I saw that in a horror movie once." "I think you mean werewolves," whispered Neil. "No, werewolves are people who turn into wolves," whispered Alexia. "I think vampires eat the living." "What's the difference between a werewolf, a vampire, and a zombie?" whispered Ryan. "I heard that zombies only eat human brains," I whispered. "Well, at least you're safe, Arlo," whispered Andrea. "You don't have a brain!"

“R2-D2，”我告诉她。“嘘——”玛姬太太说。 “僵尸可能会听到你的声音。” 我们在学校里跑了一百多英里找僵尸。 “僵尸不吃人吗？”迈克尔小声问。 “是啊，有时候它们会吃活人。”我低声对他说。 “我曾经在一部恐怖电影里看到过。” “我想你说的是狼人。”尼尔小声说。 “不，狼人是会变成狼的人。” “我认为吸血鬼吃活人。” “狼人、吸血鬼和僵尸有什么区别？”瑞恩小声问。 “我听说僵尸只吃人脑，”我低声说。 “好吧，至少你安全了，阿乐。”安德烈低声说。 “你没有脑子！”