10. The Big Surprise Ending

10 The Big Surprise Ending I came up with the idea of the Robotics Club, so I should get the Nobel Prize. That is a prize they give out every year for a discovery that is the greatest benefit to humankind. After school the next day, we lined up like potato chips in a can and proceeded to the science room. I wanted to build a robot

我想出了机器人俱乐部的主意，所以我应该得诺贝尔奖。 这是他们每年颁发给对人类最有益的发现的奖项。 第二天放学后，我们像罐头里的薯片一样排着队去了科学教室。 我想造一个机器人

that could make my bed so I wouldn't have to anymore. "Welcome to the Robotics Club," Mrs. Marge said as she locked the door behind us. That was weird. Teachers don't usually lock the doors. I looked around. The science room was filled with all kinds of robots. Big ones. Little ones. Red ones. Blue ones. It was cool. "Are we going to build robots like these?" I asked. "No," Mrs. Marge said as she let out an evil, cackling laugh. "YOU ARE GOING TO SURRENDER TO ROBOTS LIKE THESE!" WHAT?! You could have heard a pin drop if human hearing was sensitive enough to pick up very quiet sounds.

可以给我铺床，这样我就不用再铺床了。 “欢迎来到机器人俱乐部。”玛姬太太说着，在我们身后锁上了门。 这很奇怪。老师通常不锁门。 我环顾四周。科学教室里摆满了各种各样的机器人。 大的。小的。红色的。 蓝色的。很酷。“我们要制造这样的机器人吗？”我问。 “不，”玛姬太太说着，发出一声邪恶的咯咯笑。 “你会向这样的机器人投降的！”什么? !如果人类的听觉足够灵敏，能够捕捉到非常安静的声音，你就能听到一根针掉在地上的声音。

That is when something extremely weird happened. I looked in the back of the room and saw that our science teacher, Mr. Docker, and our computer teacher, Mrs. Yonkers, were tied to chairs! And that is when something even weirder happened. Mrs. Marge pulled off her face! Underneath it was a completely

就在这时，发生了非常奇怪的事情。 我往教室后面一看，发现我们的科学老师多克先生和计算机老师扬克斯夫人被绑在椅子上！就在这时更奇怪的事情发生了。 玛姬太太扯掉了她的脸！下面是一个完全

different face. THE FACE OF AN EVIL ROBOT! "EEEEEEEEEEK!" Emily screamed. "Mrs. Marge isn't a real person!" I shouted. "She's an artificially intelligent robot! Extracurricular Activity Week was all a trap!" "That is right, flesh bag!" Mrs. Marge said in a robotic voice.

不同的脸。邪恶机器人的脸！“EEEEEEEEEEK !”艾米丽尖叫。 “玛姬太太不是真人！”我叫道。 “她是个人工智能机器人！”课外活动周就是个陷阱！”“说得对，肉袋！”玛姬太太用机械的声音说。

"Oh, snap!" said Ryan. "Mrs. Marge just called you flesh bag." "All humans are useless bags of flesh!" barked Mrs. Marge.* "And I am not Mrs. Marge. I am Margebot GPT. I tricked Mr. Docker and Mrs. Yonkers into building an army of artificially intelligent robots like me. I told them it would be educational, ha-ha-ha!" "Why?" asked Andrea, trembling with fear. "What did we humans ever do to you?" "The Robotics Club is not for you flesh bags to build robots," said Margebot GPT. "It is for AI robots to build a new world, a world controlled by AI robots!" "So that's why she wouldn't get in the swimming pool!" shouted Andrea. "The water would have made her short-circuit!" "AHHHHHHHH!" the pathetic human flesh bags screamed in horror as they finally realized the hopelessness of their situation.

“哦，糟了！”瑞恩说。“夫人。 玛姬刚才叫你肉包。” “所有的人都是没用的皮囊！”玛姬太太吼道。“我也不是玛姬太太。 我是Margebot GPT。我骗了多克先生和扬克斯太太让他们建立了一支像我一样的人工智能机器人军队。 我告诉他们这很有教育意义，哈哈哈！”“为什么？”安德烈害怕得发抖，问道。 “我们人类对你做过什么？”Margebot GPT说：“机器人俱乐部不是让你们这些肉袋子制造机器人的。 “要让人工智能机器人建立一个新世界，一个由人工智能机器人控制的世界！”“所以这就是她不肯进游泳池的原因！”安德里亚喊道。 “水会使她短路的！”“啊——啊——啊！”这些可怜的人肉袋终于意识到自己的处境是绝望的，他们惊恐地尖叫着。