1. Extracurricular Activity Week

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1 Extracurricular Activity Week My name is A.J., and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking about restrooms. I know because that's what I'm thinking about. Why do they call them restrooms? Nobody goes in there to rest. I don't go to the restroom because I'm tired. I go because I have to pee or poop. They don't

even have a bed or a comfy chair in there. If I want to take a rest, I'll stay home.

My point is... it was Friday. I was in

Miss Banks's class. She was talking about animals and how they digest food. Why do we have to learn that stuff? I'm never going to feed a moose. "Who can tell me what a carnivorous animal eats?" Miss Banks asked. Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair, raised her hand. Of course. "Oooooh! Oooooh! I know!" oohed Andrea. She was waving her hand in the air like she was trying to signal a plane from a desert island. Andrea thinks she knows everything. She reads the dictionary for fun. What is her problem? I put my hand up just so Andrea wouldn't get to answer the question. Miss Banks called on me. "A.J., what does a carnivorous animal eat?" "Carnivorous animals eat cars," I replied. "That's why they're called car- nivorous."

Everybody laughed even though I didn't say anything funny. "That's wrong, Arlo!" said Andrea, who calls me by my real name because she knows I don't like it. "Carnivorous animals eat meat." "Very good, Andrea," said Miss Banks. "And who can tell me what herbivores eat?" "Oooooh! Oooooh!" oohed Andrea. "Herbivores eat guys named Herb," I shouted. "They do not!" said Andrea. "They eat plants!" "That's right," said Miss Banks. I know what carnivores and herbivores eat. I was just yanking Andrea's chain. But that's when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. You'll never believe who walked into the door at that moment. Nobody! Why would you walk into a door? You could get a concussion. But