6. Andrea Is Annoying

6 Andrea Is Annoying A bunch of stagehands tried to calm down Uncle Fred. Mrs. Crump came over to talk to us. "I'm terribly sorry, kids," she said. "Funderama is over for today. Uncle Fred isn't usually like this." Mrs. Crump kept apologizing, and she

一群舞台管理人员试图让弗雷德叔叔平静下来。 克朗普太太过来跟我们说话。 “我非常抱歉，孩子们，”她说。 “方达玛今天结束了。 弗雷德叔叔通常不是这样的。” 特朗普夫人一直在道歉，她

gave us free tickets to come back and see another episode of Funderama whenever we want. Alexia never was able to open up the treasure chest. As we left the studio, each of us got a goody bag filled with Porky's Pork Sausages. The bus was waiting for us outside. "So how was Funderama?" asked Mrs. Kormel. "Isn't Uncle Fred great?" "He was awesome!" said Ryan. "It was cool!" said Neil. "Uncle Fred was totally out of his mind!" We were all talking about how much fun we had at the Funderama taping. The only one who didn't look happy was Little Miss Perfect. Andrea had on her frowny face. "What's the matter?" I asked her. "Was your clog dancing lesson canceled again?"*

给了我们免费的票，可以随时回来看下一集的《方达ama》。 亚历克西娅一直没能打开宝箱。 当我们离开演播室时，我们每个人都得到了一个装满猪肉香肠的糖果袋。 公共汽车在外面等我们。 “方达玛怎么样？”考梅尔太太问。 “弗雷德叔叔很棒吧？”“他太棒了！”瑞恩说。 “太酷了！”尼尔说。“弗雷德叔叔完全疯了！”我们都在说在方达玛录制节目时有多开心。 唯一看起来不开心的是小完美小姐。 安德里亚皱着眉头。 “怎么啦？”我问她。 “你的木屐舞课又取消了吗？”＊

"Very funny, Arlo," replied Andrea. "I'm worried about Uncle Fred." "What about him?" I asked. "Well, my mother is a psychologist," said Little Miss Know-It-All. "And she told me that grown-ups who act like Uncle Fred have emotional problems."

“很有趣，阿乐，”安德烈回答。 “我很担心弗雷德叔叔。” “他怎么了？”我问。 “嗯，我妈妈是个心理学家，”万事通小姐说。 “她告诉我，像弗雷德叔叔那样的成年人有情感问题。”

"What?!" I said. "He was just upset because they didn't get him the watermelons he asked for. What's the big deal?" "Didn't you see the way he was behaving?" asked the Human Homework Machine. "He was so immature, and hyperactive too. My mom told me it's very hard for adults like Uncle Fred to function in the real world with mature people. I think he needs to get professional help." "Your face needs to get professional help," I told Andrea. "Oh, snap!" said Ryan. Andrea is no fun at all. Any time grown-ups act silly, she always says they need to get help. Uncle Fred is cool. He was just having a tough day. The bus pulled up to school, and we walked a million hundred miles to Miss Banks's class. And you'll never believe who walked through the door at that moment. Nobody! You can't walk through a

“什么? !”我说。“他只是不高兴，因为他们没有给他要的西瓜。 这有什么大不了的？”“你没看到他的行为吗？”人类作业机器问道。 “他太不成熟了，也太活跃了。 我妈妈告诉我，像弗雷德叔叔这样的成年人很难在现实世界中与成熟的人相处。 我认为他需要得到专业的帮助。” “你的脸需要专业的治疗，”我告诉安德里亚。 “哦，糟了！”瑞恩说。安德里亚一点也不好玩。 每当大人们犯傻的时候，她总是说他们需要帮助。 弗雷德叔叔很酷。他只是今天过得不好。 公共汽车停在学校，我们走了一百多英里到班克斯小姐的教室。 你绝对不会相信那一刻是谁走进来的。 没有人!你不能穿过

door! I thought we went over that in Chapter One. But you'll never believe who walked through the doorway. It was us! "I have an announcement to make," Miss Banks said as we walked into the room. Uh-oh. When teachers make announcements, it usually means bad news. Miss Banks took a piece of paper out of her pocket. "The Board of Education," she read off the paper, "has decided that due to poor test scores at Ella Mentry School, Halloween will be canceled this year." What?! "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Ryan. "They can't do that!" shouted Alexia. "It's not fair!" shouted Neil. Everybody was yelling and screaming and hooting and hollering and freaking out.

门!我想我们在第一章已经讲过了。 但你绝对不会相信谁走进了门口。 是我们！“我要宣布一件事，”我们走进房间时班克斯小姐说。 哦。当老师发布公告时，通常意味着坏消息。 班克斯小姐从口袋里掏出一张纸。 “教育委员会，”她念着纸条，“决定，由于艾拉门特里学校的考试成绩不佳，今年的万圣节将被取消。” 什么? !“不——不——不！”瑞恩喊道。 “他们不能这么做！” “这不公平！”尼尔喊道。 每个人都在大喊大叫，大喊大叫，吓坏了。

"Just kidding!" Miss Banks said as she threw the piece of paper in the garbage can. "It's time for math. Today we're going to talk about irrational numbers." Huh? What's that? "An irrational number," said Miss Banks, "is a real number that can't be expressed as a fraction blah blah blah blah

“开玩笑!”班克斯小姐边说边把那张纸扔进了垃圾桶。 “是数学时间了。今天我们要讲的是无理数 嗯?那是什么?“无理数，”班克斯小姐说，“是一个不能用分数来表示的实数，等等等等