6. Won’t Get Fooled Again

6 Won't Get Fooled Again That's it! I'm not going to fall for any more of Miss Banks's pranks. There's an old saying that goes, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice..." Uh, well, I don't remember the rest. It goes something like that.* "Before we move on to social studies," said Miss Banks, "who wants a cookie?"

不会再被骗了就是这样！我不会再上班克斯小姐的玩笑的当了。 有句老话说：“骗我一次，我丢脸。” 骗我两次……”其他的我都不记得了。 大概是这样的。“在我们开始社会研究之前，”班克斯小姐说，“谁想要一块饼干？”

"Not me!" I shouted. "I don't," said Andrea. "Me neither," said Emily. In case you were wondering, nobody wanted one of Miss Banks's cookies. "What?" said Miss Banks. "I thought kids love cookies. What's wrong with you?" "You're just going to pull another one of your pranks on us," said Alexia. "Who? Me?" asked Miss Banks, like she was surprised. "Pranks? I have no idea what you're talking about!" "You offered us brownies that weren't brownies," said Michael. "Then you offered us doughnuts that weren't doughnuts. Then you offered us gum that wasn't gum. So I bet your cookies aren't really cookies either." "That's right," we all said. Miss Banks looked hurt. She took a box out of her desk drawer. "Suit yourselves," she said as she sat down and put her feet up on her desk.

“不是我!”我叫道。“我不知道，”安德烈说。 “我也是，”爱米丽说。如果你想知道，没人想要班克斯小姐的饼干。 “什么？”班克斯小姐说。“我以为孩子们喜欢饼干。 你怎么了？”“你又要对我们开一个玩笑了。”亚历克西娅说。 “谁?我？”班克斯小姐问，好像很吃惊。 “恶作剧?我不知道你在说什么！”“你给我们的不是布朗尼蛋糕，”迈克尔说。 “然后你给我们提供了不是甜甜圈的甜甜圈。 然后你给了我们不是口香糖的口香糖。 所以我打赌你的饼干也不是真正的饼干。” “没错，”我们都说。 班克斯小姐看上去很受伤。她从书桌抽屉里拿出一个盒子。 “随便你们，”她说着坐了下来，把脚放在桌子上。

"More cookies for me." She reached into the box and took out a cookie. It looked a lot like... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "Is that... an Oreo?" I asked. "Of course," said Miss Banks. "I love Oreos. They're my favorite kind of cookie." Mine too! She took a bite of the Oreo and then closed her eyes as she chewed it really slowly. Then she took another bite. It looked like she was chewing the Oreo in slow motion.

“再给我一些饼干。”她把手伸进盒子里拿出一块饼干。 它看起来很像……NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !“那是…… 一个奥利奥?”我问。“当然，”班克斯小姐说。 “我喜欢奥利奥。这是我最喜欢的饼干。” 我也是!她咬了一口奥利奥，然后闭上眼睛，慢慢地咀嚼着。 然后她又咬了一口。 看起来她在慢镜头咀嚼奥利奥。

"Mmmmmmm," she moaned. "You kids don't know what you're missing." I was drooling. That Oreo looked soooooo good. It looked like one of those double-stuffed Oreos too. They have twice

“嗯，嗯，”她呻吟道。“你们这些孩子不知道你们错过了什么。” 我流口水了。奥利奥看起来太好吃了。 它看起来也像那种双层夹心奥利奥。 他们有两次

as much stuffing, so they have the perfect name. I wanted an Oreo more than anything in the history of the world. "Yum!" Miss Banks said as she finished her Oreo. Maybe for once, she wasn't pranking us. "Okay, okay!" I finally shouted. "Can I have an Oreo?" "Me too!" said Ryan. "Me three!" said Michael. "Me four!" said Alexia. "That's the spirit!" Miss Banks said. She took her feet off her desk and gave each of us an Oreo. Cookies in school! This was the greatest day of my life! I took a bite out of the Oreo. It took about two seconds for me to realize that it tasted funny. The Oreo didn't taste like an Oreo. "Ugh! Gross! Disgusting!" I said. "What is this?" asked Alexia.

因为馅料多，所以它们有一个完美的名字。 我对奥利奥的渴望超过了历史上的任何东西。 “好吃!”班克斯小姐吃完奥利奥后说。 也许这一次，她不是在捉弄我们。 “好了,好了!”我终于喊了起来。 “我能吃一块奥利奥吗？”“我也是！”瑞恩说。 “我三个！”迈克尔说。“我四个！” “就是这种精神！”班克斯小姐说。 她把脚从桌子上移开，给了我们每个人一块奥利奥。 在学校吃饼干！这是我一生中最棒的一天！我咬了一口奥利奥。 我花了大约两秒钟才意识到它尝起来很奇怪。 奥利奥吃起来不像奥利奥。 “哎!恶心!真恶心!”我说。 “这是什么？”亚历克西娅问。

"Oh, I forgot to mention something," said Miss Banks. "I filled the Oreos with toothpaste." WHAT?! "Haven't you heard?" said Miss Banks. "This is the latest thing in dental hygiene. With toothpaste-flavored Oreos, kids can eat cookies and fight cavities at the same time! Aha-ha! Time is fun when you're having flies!"

“哦，我忘了说一件事，”班克斯小姐说。 “我在奥利奥里装满了牙膏。” 什么? !“你没听说吗？”班克斯小姐说。 “这是最新的口腔卫生技术。 有了牙膏味的奥利奥，孩子们可以一边吃饼干一边对抗蛀牙！Aha-ha !当你有苍蝇的时候，时间是有趣的！”