6. We Created a Monster!

6 We Created a Monster! When Droney finished singing that horrible song, Miss Aker suggested we take it outside for a test drive. "THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA!" said Droney. We all went out to the playground. Miss Aker carried Droney and put it down carefully in the middle of the

我们创造了一个怪物！当Droney唱完那首可怕的歌后，Aker小姐建议我们把它开到外面试驾一下。 “这是个好主意！”Droney说。 我们都去了操场。 阿克小姐抱着德鲁尼，小心地把它放在树林中央

blacktop. Ms. Beard's camera crew set up their equipment to shoot a video. "This is gonna be cool," I said. "Okay, Droney," said Miss Aker. "Show us what you can do. Go up!" Droney's propellers started to spin and it made a humming noise. Slowly, the robot lifted up off the blacktop and hovered in the air about ten feet over our heads. "Ooooh," everybody oooohed. "Go left, Droney!" ordered Miss Aker. Droney moved left. "Go right, Droney!" ordered Miss Aker. Droney moved right. "Go up, Droney!" ordered Miss Aker. Droney moved up. "Go down, Droney!" ordered Miss Aker. Droney moved down. It was cool. Ms. Beard's team got it all on video. Mrs. Lilly took notes and shot still pictures with her camera.

柏油路。比尔德的摄制组准备好设备拍摄视频。 “这一定很酷，”我说。 “好吧，唐纳，”阿克小姐说。 “让我们看看你能做什么。上去!”Droney的螺旋桨开始旋转，发出嗡嗡的声音。 慢慢地，机器人从柏油路上起飞，在离我们头顶大约10英尺的空中盘旋。 “哦，”每个人都发出了“哦”的声音。 “往左边走，约翰尼！”阿克小姐命令道。 Droney向左移动。“向右走，约翰尼！”阿克小姐命令道。 Droney向右移动。“上去，约翰尼！”阿克小姐命令道。 Droney向上移动。“下去，约翰尼！”阿克小姐命令道。 约翰尼向下移动。很酷。 比尔德的团队把这一切都拍了下来。 莉莉太太记笔记，用相机拍静态照片。

"As you can see, Droney is very maneuverable," said Miss Aker. I didn't know what that meant, but Droney was darting back and forth all over the place even after Miss Aker stopped giving it voice commands. It was almost like Droney was showing off a little. "Wow, look at it go!" shouted Ryan. "That is amazing!" yelled Alexia. Droney swooped down over our heads. We ducked to get out of the way. "The drone is getting a little too close to the students," said Mr. Klutz. "I'm afraid somebody might get hurt." "Droney," hollered Miss Aker, "be careful not to—" But she didn't have the chance to finish her sentence, because that's when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. Droney swooped down behind Mr. Klutz, hovered there for a

“正如你所看到的，Droney非常灵活，”阿克小姐说。 我不知道那是什么意思，但即使在阿克小姐不再给它语音指令之后，Droney还是在到处跑来跑去。 就像Droney在炫耀自己一样。 “哇，看它飞起来了！”瑞恩喊道。 “太不可思议了！” 无人机从我们头顶上俯冲下来。 我们低头躲开挡道的地方。 “无人机离学生有点太近了，”克鲁兹说。 “我怕有人会受伤。” “笨蛋，“阿克小姐嚷道，”小心别——"可是她还没来得及把话说完，因为世界历史上最奇怪的事情就发生了。 德鲁尼突然飞到克鲁茨先生身后，在那里盘旋了一段时间

second, and then grabbed the back of his shirt with its claw hand. Then Droney lifted Mr. Klutz off the ground! "What the—" shouted Mr. Klutz. "Ha ha, very funny. Put me down, Droney!" "Are you getting all this?" Ms. Beard shouted at her cameraman. "We are going live nationwide!" "Droney, what are you doing?" shouted Miss Aker. "I AM NOW IN CHARGE," announced Droney as it dangled Mr. Klutz over our heads. "Ha ha," laughed Miss Aker. "Uh... what do you mean?" "I AM THE NEW PRINCIPAL FOR LIFE," replied Droney. "THEN I WILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF EDUCATION. THEN I WILL BECOME KING OF THE WORLD!

第二，然后用爪子抓住他的衬衫后面。 然后Droney把kutz先生从地上抱起来！“这是什么——”克鲁茨先生喊道。 “哈哈，很有趣。把我放下来，约翰尼！”“你都听懂了吗？”Ms。 比尔德对她的摄影师大喊大叫。 “我们将在全国直播！”“强尼，你在干什么？”阿克小姐喊道。 “现在我说了算，”Droney宣布，它把克鲁茨先生吊在我们头上。 “哈哈，”阿克小姐笑着说。 “嗯…你是什么意思？”“我是终身的新校长，”卓尼回答。 “那我就会成为教育委员会主席。 然后我将成为世界之王！

BWA-HA-HA!" Oh no! Droney said "Bwa-ha-ha."

BWA-HA-HA !”噢,不!Droney说：“哇——哈哈。”

You know what that means. The only ones who ever say "Bwa-ha-ha" are evil psychopaths. That's the first rule of being an evil psychopath. "NOOOOOOOOO!" we all shouted. "Let him go!" shouted Ryan. "Help!" hollered Mr. Klutz. "Help!" Ms. Beard and Mrs. Lilly rubbed their hands together with excitement. "This is great!" said Ms. Beard. "I bet I can make this into a miniseries!" "I can see the headline now," said Mrs. Lilly. "PRINCIPAL KIDNAPPED BY INSANE DRONE!" Ms. Beard ran in front of the camera. "This is Ms. Beard, reporting live from Ella Mentry School," she said. "I have breaking news. Droney, a wireless, radio-controlled, speech-synthesized flying robot drone has taken the principal captive. I'm going to try to interview the principal now. How do you feel, Mr.

你知道这意味着什么。唯一会说“哇哈哈”的人都是邪恶的精神病患者。 这是邪恶精神病患者的第一条准则。 “不行！”我们都喊了起来。 “放开他！”瑞恩喊道。 “救命！”克鲁茨先生喊道。 “救命!”比尔德女士和莉莉夫人兴奋地搓着手。 “这太棒了！”比尔德女士说。 “我打赌我能把它拍成迷你剧！”“我现在能看到标题了，”莉莉太太说。 “校长被疯狂的无人机绑架了！”Ms。 比尔德跑到镜头前。 “我是比尔德女士，正在艾拉门特里学校现场报道，”她说。 “我有个突发新闻。Droney，一种无线，无线电控制，语音合成的飞行机器人无人机已经俘虏了主要的俘虏。 我现在要试着去采访校长。 你感觉怎么样？