8. The Truth about Ms. Jo-Jo

8 The Truth about Ms. Jo-Jo "Everybody failed," said Mr. Cooper. "WHAT?!" shouted Ms. Jo-Jo. "The whole class failed the test? How can that be? There must be some mistake!" For the first time ever, she looked really upset. "I'm sorry," said Mr. Cooper. "They

“每个人都失败了，”库珀先生说。 “什么？！”乔乔女士喊道。 “全班都没通过考试？” 这怎么可能呢？一定是搞错了！”有史以来第一次，她看起来真的很沮丧。 “对不起，”库珀先生说。 “他们

failed." To tell you the truth, I didn't care that we all failed the F.A.R.T. None of us cared. We were all so relaxed, nothing seemed to matter. "Oh, well," I said. "It is what it is." "Such is life," said Neil. "Ya can't win 'em all," said Ryan. "So it goes," said Michael. "Life is too short to worry about silly tests anyway," said Mr. Klutz.

失败了。”说实话，我并不在乎我们是否都没通过联邦调查 我们谁也不在乎。我们都很放松，似乎什么都不重要。 “哦，好吧，”我说。“事情就是这样。” “这就是生活，”尼尔说。 “你不可能赢得所有人，”瑞恩说。 “就是这样，”迈克尔说。 “人生苦短，没必要去担心那些愚蠢的考试，”克鲁茨说。

"There's no use crying over spilled milk," said Andrea. HUH? What did milk have to do with anything? The only person who seemed to care that we failed the F.A.R.T. was Dr. Carbles. He had a big grin on his face, and he was rubbing his hands together. "That's it!" he shouted. "Finally, I have a reason to shut down Ella Mentry

“覆水难收，哭也没用，”安德烈说。 嗯?牛奶和这事有什么关系？ 唯一一个关心我们没通过联邦快速调查测试的人 是卡伯斯博士。他脸上挂着灿烂的笑容，搓着双手。 “就是这样！”他喊道。“我终于有理由关闭艾拉·门特里了

School! All the teachers are fired! Klutz, you're fired! At last my dreams have come true! Bwa-ha-ha!"* There was total silence. You could have heard a pin drop. But not a bowling pin. They make a lot of noise.

学校!所有的老师都被解雇了！克鲁茨，你被解雇了！我的梦想终于实现了！Bwa-ha-ha !*四周一片寂静。 连针落地的声音都能听见。 但不是保龄球瓶。他们制造很多噪音。

"Uh, does this mean we don't have to go to school anymore?" I asked.

“呃，这是不是意味着我们不用再去学校了？”我问。

"No!" shouted Dr. Carbles. "It means you little monsters will have to go to some other school! You'll probably be in third grade for the rest of your lives! Bwa-ha-ha!" What?! Bummer in the summer! I thought that if our school closed down, we wouldn't have to go to school anymore. This was the worst thing to happen since TV Turnoff Week! I wanted to run away to Antarctica and go live with the penguins. Penguins don't have to take the F.A.R.T. "What about me?" asked Ms. Jo-Jo. She looked like she was about to cry. "You're fired too!" shouted Dr. Carbles. "Beat it! And take your stinky candles with you!" That's when Ms. Jo-Jo went nuts.

“不！”卡伯斯医生喊道。 “这意味着你们这些小怪物要去别的学校了！”你可能一辈子都要上三年级了！Bwa-ha-ha !”什么? !夏天的流浪者！我想如果我们的学校关闭了，我们就不用再上学了。 这是电视关闭周以来发生的最糟糕的事情！我想逃到南极洲，和企鹅一起生活。 企鹅不需要乘坐联邦航空母舰 “那我呢？” 雪莱。她看起来好像要哭了。 “你也被开除了！” Carbles。“打败它!带上你的臭蜡烛！”就在那时。 乔乔发疯了。