6. Total Relaxation

6 Total Relaxation It was our last day before the F.A.R.T. While we were putting our backpacks into our cubbies, I told Ryan that Ms. Jo-Jo must be super relaxed all the time. She probably never gets stressed out. "She's cool as a cucumber," said Ryan.

这是我们在联邦紧急救援前的最后一天 当我们把书包放进小柜子的时候，我告诉瑞安。 乔乔一定一直都很放松。 她可能从来不会感到压力。 “她很酷，”瑞恩说。

HUH? What did cucumbers have to do with anything? "Namaste," Ms. Jo-Jo said as she came into the class. "Namaste," we replied. Ms. Jo-Jo was carrying a bowl in her arms. I thought we might be doing more singing bowl therapy, but there were pink blocks in the bowl and an electrical cord hanging out of the bottom. "What's that?" asked Emily. "It's a crystal salt lamp," Ms. Jo-Jo replied. She told us the crystal salt chunks were millions of years old and they came from Pakistan. She plugged the cord into the electrical outlet on the wall. The bowl gave off a warm, pink glow. "I am grooving on it," said Ryan, nodding his head.

嗯?黄瓜有什么关系？ “合十礼，”乔乔走进教室时说。 “合十礼，”我们回答。Ms。 乔乔怀里抱着一只碗。 我以为我们会做更多的歌唱碗治疗，但碗里有粉红色的积木，底部还挂着一根电线。 “那是什么？”爱米丽问。 “这是一盏水晶盐灯。” jojo答道。她告诉我们，这些晶体盐块有数百万年的历史，它们来自巴基斯坦。 她把电源线插到墙上的电源插座上。 碗发出温暖的粉红色光芒。 “我正在做这件事，”瑞安点点头说。

"Yeah, man," said Michael. "The crystal salt lamp produces ions that change the electrical charge of the air," Ms. Jo-Jo explained. "This will boost your mood and balance your aura." I had no idea what she was talking about. "Now I have a special surprise," she told us. She went out in the hallway and came back with this thing that looked like a pyramid. "What's that?" we all asked. "In ancient Egypt," said Ms. Jo-Jo, "they believed that pyramids had a mysterious secret energy. They line up with the earth's magnetic field." The pyramid was actually a bunch of pyramids that fit inside each other, like a stack of ice cream cones. Ms. Jo-Jo gave each of us a pyramid.

“是的，伙计，”迈克尔说。 水晶盐灯产生离子，改变空气的电荷。 jojo解释道。“这会改善你的情绪，平衡你的气场。” 我不知道她在说什么。 “现在我有一个特别的惊喜，”她告诉我们。 她去了走廊，回来时拿着这个东西，看起来像一个金字塔。 “那是什么？”我们都问。 “在古埃及。” 乔乔，他们相信金字塔有一种神秘的秘密能量。 它们与地球磁场一致。” 这个金字塔实际上是一堆金字塔，它们彼此嵌在一起，就像一堆冰淇淋甜筒。 乔乔老师给了我们每人一个金字塔。

"What are we supposed to do with it?" Andrea asked. "You put it on your head, of course," replied Ms. Jo-Jo. We put the pyramids on our heads. "Good," said Ms. Jo-Jo. "Now repeat after me." "After me... After me... After me..." we repeated.

“我们该拿它怎么办？”安德里亚问道。 “你当然是把它戴在头上了。” 雪莱。我们把金字塔戴在头上。 “很好，”乔乔女士说。“现在跟我念。” “在我……之后我……之后,我……” 我们重复。

"The mind is infinite," she said. "After me... After me... After me..." "Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream," she said. "After me.... After me... After me..." "Love is love."* "After me... After me... After me...." "Feel your cosmic energy." "After me... After me.... After me..." "Now, slowly bring yourself back to your awareness." "After me... After me... After me..." "Did you feel your heart rate slow down?" asked Ms. Jo-Jo. "My heart slowed down so much that

“心灵是无限的，”她说。 “在我……之后我……之后,我……” “关掉你的大脑，放松，然后顺流而下，”她说。 “在我……之后我……之后,我……” “爱就是爱。”“跟我来…… 之后我……之后,我……”“感受你的宇宙能量。” “在我……之后我……之后,我……” “现在，慢慢地让自己恢复意识。” “在我……之后我……之后,我……” “你觉得你的心率变慢了吗？” 雪莱。“我的心跳慢了下来

it almost stopped beating," said Neil. "Good," said Ms. Jo-Jo. "Now I'm going to blow the ceremonial conch trumpet to help you return to reality." She started blowing some weird trumpet thing. And you'll never believe who walked into the door at that moment. Nobody! Walking into a door would hurt. I thought we went over that in chapter two. But you'll never believe who walked into the doorway. It was Dr. Brad and Mr. Klutz!

它几乎停止了跳动，”尼尔说。 “很好，”乔乔女士说。“现在我要吹响仪式上的海螺号，帮助你回到现实中来。” 她开始吹一些奇怪的小号。 你绝对不会相信那一刻谁走进来了。 没有人!撞到门上会很疼。 我想我们在第二章已经讲过了。 但你绝对不会相信谁走进了门口。 是布拉德博士和克鲁茨先生！