4. Toga Party!

4 Toga Party! Ms. Jo-Jo's zenergizing was so successful that Mr. Klutz hired her to come back and help us every day leading up to the big F.A.R.T. It was in three days. "Namaste," Ms. Jo-Jo said as she came into the class and bowed to us. "Namaste," we all replied.

长袍派对！Jo-Jo女士的精神焕发非常成功，以至于克鲁茨先生雇她回来每天帮助我们，直到F.A.R.T.的到来 那是在三天之内。“合十礼”,女士。 乔乔走进教室，向我们鞠了一躬。 “合十礼，”我们都回答。

"What are we going to do today, Ms. Jo-Jo?" asked Neil. "Are we going to get zenergized again?" asked Alexia. "No, today we're going to do yoga," replied Ms. Jo-Jo. I never did yoga before, so I decided that it's dumb. Anything you never did before is dumb. That's the first rule of being a kid. "Ooooh, I love yoga!" shouted Andrea, who loves everything grown-ups love. "I signed up to take a yoga class after school." Andrea takes classes in everything after school. If they gave classes in blowing your nose, she would take that class so she could get better at it. "I love yoga too!" shouted Emily, who loves everything Andrea loves.

“我们今天要做什么呢？” 乔乔？”尼尔问。“我们又要恢复精力了吗？”亚历克西娅问。 “不，今天我们要做瑜伽。” 雪莱。我以前从没练过瑜伽，所以我觉得这很蠢。 任何你从未做过的事都是愚蠢的。 这是当孩子的第一准则。 “哦，我喜欢瑜伽！”安德里亚喊道，她喜欢成年人喜欢的一切。 “我报名参加了放学后的瑜伽课。” 安德里亚放学后要上各种课程。 如果他们开设了擤鼻涕的课程，她会去上那门课，这样她就能在这方面做得更好。 “我也喜欢瑜伽！”艾米丽喊道，她喜欢安德里亚喜欢的一切。

"My mom takes a class in goat yoga," said Ryan. "They do yoga exercises while goats climb all over them." Everybody laughed, because we were picturing people doing yoga while goats were climbing all over them. "That's ridiculous!" said Ms. Jo-Jo. "I would never do anything that silly." "So what kind of yoga are we going to do?" Andrea asked. "Turtle yoga," replied Ms. Jo-Jo. "I call it... Toga." She went out in the hall and came back wheeling a bunch of yoga mats and a big aquarium filled with turtles. "Where do you think Ms. Jo-Jo got all those turtles?" Ryan whispered to me. "From Rent-a-Turtle," I whispered back. "You can rent anything." "These are my emotional-support

“我妈妈参加了山羊瑜伽课程，”瑞恩说。 “当山羊从他们身上爬过去时，他们在做瑜伽练习。” 大家都笑了，因为我们想象着人们在做瑜伽，而山羊在他们身上爬来爬去。 “这太荒谬了！” 雪莱。“我绝不会做那么愚蠢的事。” “那我们要做什么样的瑜伽呢？”安德里亚问道。 “海龟瑜伽。” 雪莱。“我把它叫做……宽外袍。” 她去了大厅，回来时推着一堆瑜伽垫和一个满是海龟的大鱼缸。 “你觉得乔乔女士从哪儿弄来这么多乌龟的？”瑞安小声对我说。 “租乌龟公司的。”我小声回答。 “你可以租任何东西。”“这些都是我的情感支柱

turtles," said Ms. Jo-Jo. "They help me relax." "They're adorable!" said Emily, who thinks all animals are adorable. "Lie down on these shoes and take off your yoga mats," said Ms. Jo-Jo. "I mean, take off your shoes and lie down on these yoga mats." Ms. Jo-Jo got on the floor and showed us something called the cow pose. It's a pose that makes you look like a cow, so it has the perfect name. While we all did the cow pose, she put a turtle on each of our backs. It was weird feeling, but cool too. "Turn off your eyes and close your brain," said Ms. Jo-Jo. "I mean, turn off your brain and close your eyes. Are you feeling your inner turtle?" "I am!" said Andrea. "Turtles are ticklish!" said Alexia.

乌龟，”乔乔女士说。“它们帮助我放松。” “他们很可爱！”艾米丽说，她认为所有的动物都很可爱。 “穿上这双鞋躺下，把你的瑜伽垫拿掉。” 雪莱。“我的意思是，脱掉你的鞋子，躺在这些瑜伽垫上。” 乔乔老师站在地板上，给我们展示了一种叫奶牛式的姿势。 这是一种让你看起来像奶牛的姿势，所以它有一个完美的名字。 当我们都摆出奶牛的姿势时，她在我们每个人的背上放了一只乌龟。 这种感觉很奇怪，但也很酷。 “闭上你的眼睛，闭上你的大脑。” 雪莱。“我的意思是，关掉你的大脑，闭上眼睛。 你感觉到了你内心的乌龟吗？”“我是！”安德烈说。 “乌龟很怕痒！”

"My turtle is walking on my back!" said Michael. "Turtle yoga is fun!" said Ryan. "Imagine that you're playing fetch with your turtle," said Ms. Jo-Jo. It's really hard to play fetch with a turtle. You throw a stick or something and the turtle doesn't come back with it for, like, an hour.

“我的乌龟在我背上走！”迈克尔说。 “海龟瑜伽很有趣！”瑞恩说。 “想象一下，你正在和你的乌龟玩接球游戏。” 雪莱。和乌龟玩接球游戏真的很难。 你扔一根棍子什么的，乌龟大概一个小时都不会回来。

Doing yoga with turtles was ridorkulous, but fun. Ms. Jo-Jo taught us

和乌龟一起做瑜伽很荒谬，但很有趣。 乔乔老师教我们的