3. Getting Zenergized

3 Getting Zenergized There were four days until the F.A.R.T., and everybody was stressed about it. That's when Mr. Klutz came to visit our class again. He was with our school counselor, Dr. Brad, who has crazy hair and looks like a mad scientist in a horror movie.

还有四天就要参加联邦税务局考试了，每个人都为此感到压力很大。 就在那时，克鲁茨先生又来参观我们班了。 他当时和我们学校的辅导员。 布拉德，他有一头疯狂的头发，看起来就像恐怖电影里的疯狂科学家。

"Dr. Carbles wants to make you nervous so you'll fail the F.A.R.T.," said Mr. Klutz. "So I thought Dr. Brad might be able to help." "Zee whole school ees feeling zo much stress," said Dr. Brad, who talks funny. "Vee all need to calm down about zis test." "Dr. Brad thinks he can help us relax," said Mr. Klutz. "Yes, I vant to try somezing," said Dr. Brad. "Zeet down, Meester Klutz." Mr. Klutz sat in a chair. Dr. Brad took a shiny metal watch out of his pocket. It was attached to a chain. He dangled the watch in front of Mr. Klutz's face and began slowly swinging it back and forth. "Look at zis veddy closely," Dr. Brad said softly. "Eet vill help you to be calm." "Are you hypnotizing me?" Mr. Klutz

“卡伯斯博士想让你紧张，这样你就不会通过F.A.R.T考试，”克鲁茨说。 “所以我想布拉德医生也许能帮上忙。” “整个学校都感到压力太大了。” 布拉德，他说话很有趣。“我们都需要冷静下来面对这个测试。” “布拉德医生认为他可以帮助我们放松，”克鲁茨说。 “是的，我想尝试一下。” 布莱德。“下来，克鲁茨师傅。” 克鲁茨先生坐在椅子上。博士。 布拉德从口袋里掏出一块闪亮的金属表。 它被拴在一条链子上。 他把手表在克鲁茨面前晃来晃去，开始慢慢地前后摆动。 “仔细看看它。” 布拉德轻声说。“我会帮你冷静下来的。” “你在催眠我吗？”笨蛋先生

asked as he stared at the watch. "Yes," said Dr. Brad. "See zuh shiny vatch? Stare at eet as eet svings back and forth. Zee eyelids feel a leetle heavy, yes?" "Heavy..." Mr. Klutz mumbled. I know all about hypnosis. People will do anything when they're hypnotized. One time, I hypnotized Andrea. She climbed up to the roof of the school and screamed at the police when they tried to get her to come down. That was the greatest day of my life.*

他盯着表问道。 “是的，”布拉德医生说。“看到那块闪闪发光的手表了吗？” 当它来回摆动时，盯着它看。 你的眼皮有点沉，是吗？”“重……” 克鲁茨咕哝道。我对催眠术了如指掌。 人被催眠的时候什么事都干得出来。 有一次，我催眠了安德里亚。 她爬上了学校的屋顶，当警察试图让她下来时，她对警察大喊大叫。 那是我一生中最美好的一天

"Stare at zuh vatch as eet svings," said

“盯着我的手表看，看我的眼睛。

Dr. Brad, "back and forth... back and forth... back and forth..." "Back and forth..." repeated Mr. Klutz, like a robot. "Feeling zleepy?" asked Dr. Brad. "Sleepy..." moaned Mr. Klutz. "Zoon you vill be in a deep zleep," said Dr. Brad. "You vill be relaxed. You vill be calm. You vill stop stressing about zee test." "Relaxed... calm," moaned Mr. Klutz. "It's working!" shouted Ryan. "He hypnotized Mr. Klutz!" That's when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. Mr. Klutz suddenly stood up, flapped his arms, and started to cluck like a chicken. "Bok bok bok," said Mr. Klutz.

布拉德医生，“来来回回…… 来来回回……来来回回……” “来来回回……”克鲁茨像个机器人一样重复道。 “觉得困吗？” 布莱德。“困了……”克鲁茨先生呻吟道。 “很快你就会睡得很沉。” 布莱德。“你会放松的。 你会冷静下来的。你就不会再为考试而紧张了。” “放松…冷静，”克鲁兹抱怨道。 “起作用了！”瑞恩喊道。 “他催眠了克鲁茨先生！”就在那时，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 克鲁茨先生突然站起来，拍拍胳膊，开始像鸡一样咯咯叫。 “好吧，好吧，”克鲁茨说。

"Vut are you doink?" asked Dr. Brad. "I'm a chicken!" shouted Mr. Klutz, running around the class and flapping his arms. "Bok bok bok. Where can I lay my eggs?" "Mr. Klutz is nuts!" Michael shouted. Mr. Klutz ran a few laps around the classroom, looking for a place to lay his eggs. Then, just as suddenly, he stopped acting like a chicken. He looked like

“你在干什么？” 布莱德。“我是一只鸡！”克鲁茨一边在教室里跑来跑去，一边挥舞着双臂。 “书，书，书。我可以在哪里下蛋？”“先生。 克鲁茨是个疯子！”迈克尔喊道。 克鲁茨先生绕着教室跑了几圈，想找个地方下蛋。 然后，就像突然一样，他不再像个胆小鬼了。 他看起来像