1. Ridorkulous!

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1 Ridorkulous! My name is A.J. and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that "ridorkulous" isn't a word. Well, that's where you're wrong! Ridorkulous is something that's ridiculous and makes you look like a dork. I ought to know ridorkulous is a

word because I invented it! Something totally ridorkulous happened at Ella Mentry School recently. We had just finished pledging the allegiance in Mr. Cooper's class. "Turn to page twenty-three in your math books," he said. Ugh, I hate math. That's when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. Our principal, Mr. Klutz, ran into the room. He has no hair at all. When Mr. Klutz gets mad, he can't tear his hair out because he doesn't have any. He was out of breath and panting. That means he was wearing pants. Mr. Klutz was also wearing binoculars around his neck. "Follow me!" he shouted. Then he ran out the door.

"Not again," muttered Mr. Cooper. We all ran after Mr. Klutz. "Maybe it's a fire drill," said Andrea, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. "Maybe it's a lockdown," said Michael, who never ties his shoes. "Maybe the aliens have landed," said Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food. "It must be important if we have to evacuate," said Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time.

"Evacuate?" I said. "I just went to the bathroom."

"Evacuate means to leave, dumbhead," Andrea told me. I was going to say something mean to Andrea, but I couldn't think of anything. I didn't really care why we had to leave the building. As long as we were getting out of math. Mr. Klutz led us to the playground. "Look!" he shouted, pointing at the monkey bars. And you'll never believe what we saw out there. A goose. There were two of them, actually. Two gooses. I mean geese. For more than one goose, you're supposed to say geese. Nobody knows why. A female goose is called a goose, but a male goose is called a gander, which makes no sense at all. I know stuff like that