9. The Big Surprise Ending

9 The Big Surprice Ending I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that when I blew out the candles, something caught on fire. You're thinking that set off a whole chain of events that ended with everybody running around yelling and screaming and hooting and hollering and

我知道你在想什么。 你在想我吹蜡烛的时候，什么东西着火了。 你认为这引发了一连串的事件最后大家都跑来跑去又喊又叫，又喊又叫，然后

freaking out. Well, you're wrong! You think you know so much? That's not at all what happened. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you. Here's what really happened... I blew out all nine candles on my birthday cake, and everybody cheered. My mom cut the cake and started passing out pieces. Everybody was having such a good time that they didn't want to leave. So they kept on jumping on the trampoline, painting pottery, singing songs, blowing bubbles, and getting their faces painted. The backyard was still crowded with people. My grandmother was doing Zumba, whatever that is, and she must have tripped or something. She bumped into Ranger Rick from the Wildlife

厌烦。嗯，你错了！你以为你知道这么多吗？ 事情根本不是这样的。 所以不，不，不，不。 事情的真相是这样的…… 我吹灭了生日蛋糕上的九支蜡烛，大家都欢呼起来。 我妈妈切了蛋糕，开始分发。 每个人都玩得很开心，都不想离开。 于是，他们不停地跳蹦床，画陶器，唱歌，吹泡泡，在脸上画画。 后院仍然挤满了人。 我奶奶在跳尊巴什么的，她一定是被绊倒了。 她碰到了野生动物保护区的护林员里克

Conservation Center. That startled one of his birds of prey, which flew around crazily. The bird smashed into the guy from the Fencing Academy, who fell down. As he was falling, his sword went flying out of his hand. It landed right in the middle of the giant inflatable bouncy castle, poking a hole in it.

保护中心。这吓了他的一只猛禽，它疯狂地飞来飞去。 那只鸟撞上了击剑学院的人，他摔倒了。 当他倒下的时候，他的剑从他手中飞了出去。 它正好落在巨大的充气城堡中间，戳了一个洞。

Psssssssssssss... Air was escaping from the giant inflatable bouncy castle! It started to collapse! Mrs. Wizard ran over with some duct tape to patch the hole in the giant inflatable bouncy castle. But on the way over, she bumped into the paint-your-own-pottery table. All the pottery went flying! Some of the pieces hit Buffo the Clown. He thought Giggles the Clown was throwing pottery at him, and he became furious. The two of them started fighting again. They knocked over DJ Jazzy Jim's speaker system. It landed on the Amazing Tortolini. He started crying. Miss Tumbles and Drusty Rhodes ran over to help the Amazing Tortolini. Everybody else started running around

Psssssssssssss……空气正从巨大的充气城堡中逸出！它开始坍塌了！巫师太太跑过来，拿着一些管道胶带，把巨大的充气城堡上的洞补上。 但在过来的路上，她撞到了自己动手刷陶器的桌子。 所有的陶器都飞了起来！有些碎片击中了小丑布冯。 他以为小丑在向他扔陶器，于是大发雷霆。 他们俩又打起来了。 他们弄坏了DJ爵士吉姆的扬声器系统。 它降落在神奇的Tortolini上。 他哭了起来。汤博斯小姐和德鲁斯蒂·罗兹跑过来帮助神奇的托托里尼。 其他人都开始四处乱跑

yelling and screaming and hooting and hollering and freaking out. "Run for your lives!" shouted Neil the nude kid. You should have been there! I saw it with my own eyes! Well, it would be pretty hard to see something with somebody else's eyes. "Great party, A.J.!" Ryan said as we sat on the steps and ate birthday cake while we watched everybody going

又喊又叫又喊又喊，吓坏了。 “逃命！”裸体小孩尼尔喊道。 你应该去的！我亲眼所见！用别人的眼睛看东西是很难的。 “派对很棒，A.J.!”我们坐在台阶上吃着生日蛋糕，看着大家走过，瑞安说

crazy. "Best party ever," said Michael. In the middle of all this, there was a knock on the gate. "Who could that be?" asked my dad as he opened the gate. There was a policeman standing there. He looked pretty mad. Mr. Marty came running over. "My name is Officer Luke," the policeman said, flashing his badge. "There must be some mistake," said Mr. Marty. "I didn't hire a guy dressed up as a policeman." "I'm not dressed up as a policeman," said Officer Luke. "I am a policeman. There have been complaints from your neighbor Mr. Kidd about the noise. This party is disturbing the peace. Who's in charge here?"

疯了。“有史以来最好的聚会，”迈克尔说。 正在这时，有人敲门。 “那会是谁呢？”爸爸一边开门一边问。 有一个警察站在那里。 他看起来很生气。马蒂先生跑了过来。 “我是卢克警官，”警察说着，亮出了他的徽章。 “一定是搞错了，”马蒂先生说。 “我可没雇一个打扮成警察的人。” “我没有打扮成警察，”卢克警官说。 “我是警察。你的邻居基德先生投诉过这里的噪音。 这伙人扰乱了治安。 这里谁说了算？”