3. Molar Monkey

3 Molar Monkey We left the nurse's office and walked a million hundred miles back to our classroom. "Okay, turn to page twenty-three in your math books," Mr. Cooper told us. Math was boring. Why do we need math when we have calculators? Luckily, we didn't have the chance to finish the lesson,

我们离开护士办公室，走了一百多万英里回到教室。 “好的，翻到数学课本的第二十三页，”库珀先生告诉我们。 数学很无聊。既然有了计算器，为什么还需要数学？ 幸运的是，我们没有机会完成这节课，

because you'll never believe who walked through the door. Nobody! You can't walk through a door. Doors are made out of wood. But you'll never believe who walked through the doorway. It was Dr. Floss! This time, she was carrying a guitar. "Yay! It's Dr. Floss!" everybody was shouting. "More candy!" Mr. Cooper closed his eyes and rubbed his forehead. I guess when you get older, your forehead gets itchy a lot. "Would you kids like to hear a song?"

因为你绝对不会相信谁走进来了。 没有人!你不能穿过一扇门。 门是用木头做的。 但你绝对不会相信谁走进了门口。 是弗洛斯博士！这一次，她带着一把吉他。 “耶!是弗洛斯博士！”大家都在喊。 “更多的糖果!”库珀先生闭上眼睛，揉了揉额头。 我想当你变老的时候，你的额头会很痒。 “孩子们，想听首歌吗？”

asked Dr. Floss. "Yes!" shouted all the girls. "No!" shouted all the boys. Anytime anybody asks you if you want to hear a song, always say no. That's the first rule of being a boy. "This is a song called 'My Favorite Things,'" said Dr. Floss. She strummed her guitar and started to sing... Snickers and Kit Kats and ten Almond Joys. Cookies and sodas for girls and for boys. Milk Duds and gumballs, a box of Ring Dings. These are a few of my favorite things. Ice cream and candy and cakes filled with sugar. It's fine with me if you

弗洛斯博士问。“是的！”所有的女孩都喊道。 “不！”所有的男孩喊道。 每当有人问你想不想听一首歌的时候，总是说不。 这是做男孩的第一准则。 “这首歌的名字叫‘我最喜欢的东西’。” 牙线。她弹了弹吉他，开始唱歌。 士力架，奇巧巧克力和十个杏仁糖。 女孩和男孩的饼干和苏打水。 牛奶糖和口香糖，一盒丁丁饼干。 这些是我最喜欢的东西。 冰淇淋、糖果和糖馅儿的蛋糕。 如果你

eat your own boogers. Skittles and Hershey's and one Nestlé Crunch. These are the things that I want you to munch. When you get sick, if you feel ick, and think you're gonna die, just eat lots more junk food that rots lots more teeth, 'cause there's stuff I need... to buy. That song was weird. Mr. Cooper rubbed his forehead again. He really needs to use moisturizer. "I think Dr. Floss is just joking," he told us. "She doesn't really want kids to eat lots of junk food. Do you, Dr. Floss?" But Dr. Floss wasn't paying attention. She put down her guitar and picked up a

吃你自己的鼻屎。彩虹糖，好时巧克力和一个雀巢巧克力脆饼干。 这些是我想让你咀嚼的东西。 当你生病的时候，如果你觉得恶心，觉得自己要死了，那就多吃垃圾食品，那些垃圾食品会腐蚀更多的牙齿，因为我需要这些东西…… 购买。那首歌很奇怪。 库珀先生又揉了揉额头。 他真的需要用保湿霜。 “我认为弗洛斯博士只是在开玩笑，”他告诉我们。 “她真的不希望孩子们吃很多垃圾食品。 是吗，弗洛斯博士？”但博士。 弗洛斯没有注意到。 她放下吉他，拿起一把

weird-looking puppet. It was a monkey puppet with a big mouth full of teeth. The monkey's hands were up in the air like somebody was robbing it. Dr. Floss's hand was inside the back of the puppet to make its mouth move. "Hi boys and girls," the monkey puppet said in a squeaky voice. "My name is Molar. Molar Monkey. And this is my friend Dr. Floss." Dr. Floss was trying not to move her mouth when the monkey spoke, but it was obvious that she was doing the talking. "Hi Molar!" said Dr. Floss in her regular voice. "We're going to talk about teeth," said Molar Monkey. "But first, a few jokes." "I like jokes," said Dr. Floss.

只长相怪异的傀儡。那是一个满嘴牙齿的猴子木偶。 猴子的手举在空中，就像有人在抢劫它一样。 弗洛斯博士的手伸进木偶的背部，让它的嘴动起来。 “嗨，男孩和女孩们，”猴子木偶尖声说。 “我叫磨牙。摩尔的猴子。 这是我的朋友弗洛斯博士。” 当猴子说话时，弗洛斯博士试图不动她的嘴，但很明显，她在说话。 “嗨，磨牙！”弗洛斯医生用她平常的声音说。 “我们要谈谈牙齿，”磨牙猴说。 “不过，先讲几个笑话吧。”“我喜欢笑话。” 牙线。

"Did you hear about the cell phone that

“你听说手机的事了吗