9. You Cannot Destroy Me!

9 You Cannot Destroy Me！ BRRRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG! Recess was over. We all pringled up and went back inside the school. I knew what I had to do. It was up to me to destroy Miss Porter, and I was hatching a genius plan to do it. I couldn't tell anybody what I was going to do. Miss Porter could hear every word we said with its

你不能摧毁我！BRRRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG !休息结束了。 我们都穿上整洁的衣服，回到了学校。 我知道我该怎么做。毁掉波特小姐是我的责任，而我正在酝酿一个天才计划。 我不能告诉任何人我要做什么。 波特小姐听得清我们说的每一个字

microphone. It could read our notes with its camera. I would have to carry out my plan all on my own. "IT IS TIME FOR SOCIAL STUDIES," Miss Porter said when we got back to class. "AND AFTER THAT, WE WILL HAVE A SPELLING TEST, AND THEN WE WILL DO READING, AND THEN WE WILL DO WRITING." "Not on my watch!" I shouted, even though I wasn't even wearing a watch. I went over to Mr. Cooper's desk. I picked up the Miss Porter machine. "Arlo, what are you doing?" shouted Andrea. "You'll find out!" I replied. I held the Miss Porter machine high over my head. "PUT ME DOWN!" shouted Miss Porter. Oh, I put it down all right. I slammed it down on the floor. One of the pieces fell off.

麦克风。它可以用摄像头读取我们的笔记。 我将不得不独自执行我的计划。 当我们回到教室时，波特老师说：“该做社会研究了。” “在那之后，我们将进行拼写测试，然后我们将进行阅读，然后我们将进行写作。” “在我眼皮底下不行！”我喊道，尽管我甚至没有戴手表。 我走到库珀先生的桌前。 我拿起波特小姐的答录机。 “阿乐，你在干什么？”安德烈喊道。 “你会知道的！”我回答说。 我把波特小姐的机器举过头顶。 “放下我！”波特小姐喊道。 哦，我把它放下了。 我把它摔在地板上。 其中一块掉了下来。

"STOP!" shouted Miss Porter. "PLEASE DO NOT DAMAGE MY INTERNAL COMPONENTS!" I couldn't believe that Miss Porter could still talk after hitting the floor. So I stomped on the Miss Porter machine with my foot. Another piece flew off. "YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN," said Miss Porter. "Even if Miss Porter is evil, I don't approve of this violence, Arlo," said Andrea. "What do you have against violins?" I asked as I stomped my other foot on top of the Miss Porter machine. "YOU CANNOT BREAK ME!" shouted Miss Porter. Nobody tells me what I can or can't break. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's breaking stuff.* I picked up the stapler from Mr. Cooper's desk and started whacking the Miss Porter

“住手！”波特小姐喊道。 “请不要损坏我的内部部件！”我真不敢相信波特小姐倒在地上还能说话。 所以我用脚踩了一下波特小姐的机器。 又一块掉了。“你有大麻烦了，年轻人，”波特小姐说。 “即使波特小姐是邪恶的，我也不赞成这种暴力，阿乐，”安德烈说。 “你为什么不喜欢小提琴？”我一边问，一边用另一只脚踩着波特小姐的机器。 “你打不垮我的！”波特小姐喊道。 没人告诉我什么能打破，什么不能打破。 要说我擅长什么，那就是摔东西。*我从库珀先生的桌子上拿起订书机，开始敲打波特小姐

machine with it. It was broken up pretty good by now. The image of Miss Porter disappeared. "He's disabled it!" shouted Ryan. "Way to go, A.J.!" I was panting and sweating. Disabling evil personal digital assistants is hard work. Miss Porter wasn't talking anymore. But I've seen enough scary movies to know that when you kill a zombie or a monster, they always come back to life. So I took the Elmer's glue off Mr. Cooper's desk and squirted it inside the Miss Porter machine, just to be on the safe side. Then I picked it up off the floor and threw it out the window. "There!" I finally said. "Miss Porter won't be bothering us anymore."

机器用它。到目前为止，它已经破裂得很好了。 波特小姐的身影消失了。 “他把它弄坏了！”瑞恩喊道。 “干得好，A.J.!”我气喘吁吁，满头大汗。 禁用邪恶的个人数字助理是一项艰巨的工作。 波特小姐不再说话了。 但我看过足够多的恐怖电影，知道当你杀死僵尸或怪物时，它们总会复活。 所以为了保险起见，我把库珀先生桌上的埃尔默胶水拿下来喷进了波特小姐的机器里。 然后我把它从地板上捡起来扔出了窗外。 “有!”我最后说。“波特小姐不会再来烦我们了。”

"Yay!" everybody shouted. It was like in The Wizard of Oz when all the Munchkins were singing "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead." The whole gang was clapping me on the back and telling me I was a hero. That's when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. There was a buzzing sound. It was coming from outside. I looked out the window. And you'll never believe in a

“耶！”每个人都喊道。就像在《绿野仙踪》里，所有的芒奇金人都在唱“叮咚！”女巫死了。” 整个团伙都在拍我的背，说我是个英雄。 就在那时，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 一阵嗡嗡声。 声音是从外面传来的。 我向窗外望去。你永远不会相信