7. Miss Porter Has Superpowers

7 Miss Porter Has Superpowers We grabbed an empty table in the vomitorium. Everybody had a sandwich, except for Ryan. He had a wichsand. It's a reverse sandwich: bread on the inside and meat on the outside. Ryan is weird. "I feel sad about Mrs. Yonkers getting fired," said Andrea as we sat down. "She was a good computer teacher."

波特小姐有超能力我们在体育馆找了一张空桌子。 每个人都吃了三明治，除了瑞恩。 他有一个巫术。这是一种反向三明治：面包在里面，肉在外面。 瑞恩很奇怪。“我为扬克斯太太被解雇感到难过，”我们坐下时安德里亚说。 “她是一个很好的计算机老师。”

"She was a nice lady too," said Emily. "That math lesson with Miss Porter was a snooze," I said. "Yeah, I thought it was going to be a fun teacher," said Michael. "Well, it can't be fun all the time," Alexia explained. "It has to do some teaching too." "Yeah," said Neil. "It did tell us it was going to be just like a regular teacher." "I still think Miss Porter is cool," said Ryan. "I'd rather have a personal digital assistant than a human teacher." "Not me," said Michael. "I'd rather have a real teacher." "Me too," said Neil. "Me three," said Emily. "Me four," I said. "I don't like Miss Porter anymore. I can't wait until Mr. Cooper comes back." At that moment, a voice said, "MR. COOPER WILL BE BACK NEXT MONDAY."

“她也是位好女士，”艾米丽说。 “波特小姐的数学课太无聊了，”我说。 “是啊，我觉得会是个有趣的老师，”迈克尔说。 “嗯，不可能一直都很有趣，”亚历克西娅解释说。 “它还必须做一些教学工作。” “是的，”尼尔说。“它确实告诉我们，它就像一个普通的老师。” “我还是觉得波特小姐很酷，”瑞恩说。 “比起真人老师，我更愿意拥有一个个人数字助理。” “不是我，”迈克尔说。“我宁愿要一个真正的老师。” “我也是，”尼尔说。“我三个，”艾米丽说。 “我四个，”我说。“我不再喜欢波特小姐了。 我等不及库珀先生回来了。” 就在这时，一个声音说：“MR。 库珀下周一就回来。”

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" we all shouted. "Who's that?" I asked, looking all around. "IT'S ME, MISS PORTER," said the voice. Miss Porter appeared in front of us, just like it did in our classroom. "You can move around from room to room?" asked Andrea. "SURE," Miss Porter explained. "AS LONG AS THE ROOM HAS A WI-FI CONNECTION." Miss Porter walked around our table, looking at our plates. "IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE EATING FOR LUNCH?" it asked as it passed by Neil. "YOU SHOULD BE EATING MORE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES." "I usually have carrots," Neil said, "but my mom didn't give me any today."

“啊啊啊啊啊啊！” “那是谁?”我问，环顾四周。 “是我，波特小姐。”那声音说。 波特小姐出现在我们面前，就像在教室里一样。 “你可以从一个房间移动到另一个房间？”安德烈问。 “当然可以，”波特小姐解释说。 “只要房间有wi-fi连接就行。” 波特小姐绕着我们的桌子走了一圈，看着我们的盘子。 “你午餐吃的就是这个吗？”它从尼尔身边经过时问道。 “你应该多吃水果和蔬菜。” “我通常吃胡萝卜，”尼尔说，“但是今天我妈妈没有给我。”

"ALL THAT BREAD IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU," Miss Porter said to Alexia. "TOO MANY CARBS." I didn't know what carbs were, but they sounded gross. I leaned over to Michael, who was sitting next to me. "Miss Porter is annoying," I whispered in his ear. "I HEARD THAT, A.J.," said Miss Porter. Sheesh! It has great hearing. It hears everything.

“那么多面包对你不好，”波特小姐对亚历克西娅说。 “碳水化合物太多了。”我不知道碳水化合物是什么，但听起来很恶心。 我俯身向坐在我旁边的迈克尔。 “波特小姐很烦人，”我在他耳边低语。 “我听说了，a.j.，”波特小姐说。 天哪!它的听觉很好。 它能听到一切。

I took a pen out of my pocket and wrote on a napkin: MISS PORTER IS A POOPYHEAD. Then I gave the note to Michael. "I SAW THAT, A.J.," said Miss Porter. "REMEMBER, I HAVE A BUILT-IN CAMERA. IT HAS HIGH RESOLUTION." Man! It has superhearing and supervision! And I thought Mr. Cooper was a superhero. We couldn't even whisper around Miss Porter. We couldn't even pass notes around it. We couldn't get away with anything around it.* It is no fun at all. BRRRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG! The bell rang, which meant it was time for recess. We scraped off our plates into the garbage can. As we left the vomitorium and walked past the office, I noticed our science teacher, Mr. Docker, was standing there with Mr. Harrison, the school tech guy. He fixes stuff that breaks. They were each

我从口袋里掏出一支笔，在一张餐巾纸上写道：波特小姐是个笨蛋。 然后我把纸条给了迈克尔。 “我看到了，a.j.，”波特小姐说。 “记住，我有内置摄像头。 它的分辨率很高。”男人!它有超听觉和监督！我还以为库珀先生是个超级英雄。 我们甚至不能在波特小姐身边窃窃私语。 我们甚至不能传纸条。 我们不可能侥幸逃脱。一点儿也不好玩。 BRRRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGGG !下课铃响了，这意味着该休息了。 我们把盘子刮下来扔进垃圾桶。 当我们离开体育馆经过办公室时，我注意到我们的科学老师多克先生和学校的技术人员哈里森先生站在一起。 他修理坏了的东西。 他们是各自的

holding a big cardboard box, and they both looked really sad. "Where are you guys going?" asked Alexia. "Home," Mr. Docker replied. "We just got

拿着一个大纸板箱，他们俩看起来都很伤心。 “你们要去哪儿？”亚历克西娅问。 “回家，”多克先生回答。 “我们刚刚得到了