3. Fun, Fun, Fun!

3 Fun, Fun, Fun! I was worried about Miss Porter. What if Dr. Carbles programmed it to be a mean teacher? What if it gave us tons of work and more tons of homework? This could be a terrible week. But that's when I got the greatest idea in the history of the world. "Miss Porter", I said as soon as Dr. Carbles left the room, "can I go to the

bathroom?" "I DON'T KNOW," said Miss Porter. "CAN YOU?" Oh, I forgot. We're supposed to say may I go to the bathroom. Nobody knows why. "May I go to the bathroom?" I asked. "YES, A.J., YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO GO TO THE BATHROOM." I didn't even have to go to the bathroom. I just wanted to get out of class. But Miss Porter didn't know that. I winked at the gang as I walked out of the room. Ha! They should give me the Nobel Prize for coming up with that idea. That's a prize they give out to people who don't have bells. I hung out in the bathroom for about ten minutes. I could have stayed there all day if I wanted to, and Miss Porter wouldn't even remember I was gone. But you know what? Bathrooms are boring. After you turn on the sinks and flush

the toilets a few times, there's nothing else to do in there. So I went back to class. "OKAY, LET'S START OUR DAY" Miss, Porter told us. "'WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN FUN FUN!' THAT'S MY MOTTO." "Huh?" I asked. "What's a motto?" "I DON'T KNOW", said Miss Porter. "WHAT'S A MOTTO WITH YOU? HA-HAHA-HA! THAT'S A JOKE!" Everybody laughed even though Miss Porter didn't say anything funny. "HOW ABOUT A SONG?" said Miss Porter. "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING? I KNOW EVERY SONG THAT HAS EVER BEEN RECORDED. JUST SAY, 'MISS PORTER, PLAY ME A SONG.'" "Miss Porter, play 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm'" said Andrea., "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM, E-IE-I-O," sang Miss Porter. I never understood that song. What does

"E-I-E-I-O" mean? It has nothing to do with farming. After we finished "Old, MacDonald" Michael asked Miss Porter to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," another song that makes no sense at all. Why would anybody wonder what you are when it says right in the title of the song that you're a star? Those songs are weird. We were in the middle of singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. There was a sound outside the window. It was a buzzing noise. "What's that?" we all asked. I looked out the window. And you'll never believe in a million hundred years what was out there. It was a drone! And it was hovering right outside the window! Drones are cool. My friend Billy, who

lives around the corner, got one for his birthday. Sometimes he lets me fly it. There was a big box attached to the bottom of the drone. It looked like a pizza box. "Did somebody order a pizza?" asked Alexia. "Not me," said Ryan. "Not me" said Michael., "Not me" said Neil., In case you were wondering, everybody was saying, "Not me." "IT WAS ME", said Miss Porter. "I ORDERED A PIZZA." "Why?" we all asked. "YOU CAN'T HAVE A PIZZA PARTY WITHOUT PIZZA!" it replied.

"Yay!" we all shouted. "Pizza party!" Hey, Miss Porter is cool! Ryan took the pizza box off the bottom of the drone and it flew away. Well, the drone flew away. Not the pizza box. It would be weird if a pizza box flew away. We all grabbed slices of pizza. It was yummy! Miss Porter played more music.