3. Fun, Fun, Fun!

3 Fun, Fun, Fun! I was worried about Miss Porter. What if Dr. Carbles programmed it to be a mean teacher? What if it gave us tons of work and more tons of homework? This could be a terrible week. But that's when I got the greatest idea in the history of the world. "Miss Porter", I said as soon as Dr. Carbles left the room, "can I go to the

3有趣，有趣，有趣！我很担心波特小姐。 如果卡布尔斯博士把它设定成一个刻薄的老师呢？ 如果它给了我们大量的工作和更多的家庭作业怎么办？ 这可能是糟糕的一周。 但就在那时，我有了一个世界历史上最伟大的想法。 “波特小姐，”我一见到波特博士就说。 Carbles离开了房间，“我能去吗？

bathroom?" "I DON'T KNOW," said Miss Porter. "CAN YOU?" Oh, I forgot. We're supposed to say may I go to the bathroom. Nobody knows why. "May I go to the bathroom?" I asked. "YES, A.J., YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO GO TO THE BATHROOM." I didn't even have to go to the bathroom. I just wanted to get out of class. But Miss Porter didn't know that. I winked at the gang as I walked out of the room. Ha! They should give me the Nobel Prize for coming up with that idea. That's a prize they give out to people who don't have bells. I hung out in the bathroom for about ten minutes. I could have stayed there all day if I wanted to, and Miss Porter wouldn't even remember I was gone. But you know what? Bathrooms are boring. After you turn on the sinks and flush

浴室吗?”“我不知道，”波特小姐说。 “你能吗?”哦，我忘了。我们应该说我能去洗手间吗。 没人知道为什么。“我可以去洗手间吗？”我问。 “是的，a。j。你可以去洗手间了” 我甚至都不用上厕所。 我只是想离开教室。 但波特小姐不知道。 我走出房间时向那帮人眨了眨眼睛。 哈!他们应该给我诺贝尔奖，因为我想出了这个主意。 那是他们发给没有铃铛的人的奖品。 我在浴室里呆了大约十分钟。 如果我愿意的话，我可以在那儿呆上一整天，波特小姐甚至不会记得我走了。 但你知道吗？浴室很无聊。 在你打开水槽冲水之后

the toilets a few times, there's nothing else to do in there. So I went back to class. "OKAY, LET'S START OUR DAY" Miss, Porter told us. "'WE'RE GOING TO HAVE FUN FUN FUN!' THAT'S MY MOTTO." "Huh?" I asked. "What's a motto?" "I DON'T KNOW", said Miss Porter. "WHAT'S A MOTTO WITH YOU? HA-HAHA-HA! THAT'S A JOKE!" Everybody laughed even though Miss Porter didn't say anything funny. "HOW ABOUT A SONG?" said Miss Porter. "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING? I KNOW EVERY SONG THAT HAS EVER BEEN RECORDED. JUST SAY, 'MISS PORTER, PLAY ME A SONG.'" "Miss Porter, play 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm'" said Andrea., "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM, E-IE-I-O," sang Miss Porter. I never understood that song. What does

上过几次厕所，没别的事可做。 所以我回到教室。“好了，我们开始新的一天吧。”波特小姐告诉我们。 “‘我们要玩得开心开心！’这是我的座右铭。” “嗯?”我问。“什么是座右铭？”“我不知道，”波特小姐说。 “你的座右铭是什么？”HA-HAHA-HA !这是个笑话！”大家都笑了，尽管波特小姐没有说什么好笑的话。 “唱首歌怎么样？”波特小姐说。 “你想唱什么？” 我知道每首被录制的歌。 你就说，波特小姐，给我放首歌吧。“波特小姐，弹一曲《老麦克唐纳有个农场》吧，"安德烈说。波特小姐唱道：“老麦克唐纳有个农场，咿呀咿呀哟。” 我一直听不懂那首歌。 什么

"E-I-E-I-O" mean? It has nothing to do with farming. After we finished "Old, MacDonald" Michael asked Miss Porter to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star," another song that makes no sense at all. Why would anybody wonder what you are when it says right in the title of the song that you're a star? Those songs are weird. We were in the middle of singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. There was a sound outside the window. It was a buzzing noise. "What's that?" we all asked. I looked out the window. And you'll never believe in a million hundred years what was out there. It was a drone! And it was hovering right outside the window! Drones are cool. My friend Billy, who

“E-I-E-I-O”是什么意思?这与农业无关。 我们唱完《老麦克唐纳》后，迈克尔请波特小姐唱《一闪，一闪，小星星》，这是另一首完全没有意义的歌。 为什么有人会好奇你是什么呢歌名里就写着你是明星？ 那些歌真怪。我们正在唱《一闪一闪小星星》的时候，世界上最奇怪的事情发生了。 窗外有声音。 那是嗡嗡的声音。“那是什么？”我们都问。 我向窗外望去。你永远也不会相信那里有什么。 那是一架无人机！它就在窗外盘旋！无人机很酷。 我的朋友比利，他

lives around the corner, got one for his birthday. Sometimes he lets me fly it. There was a big box attached to the bottom of the drone. It looked like a pizza box. "Did somebody order a pizza?" asked Alexia. "Not me," said Ryan. "Not me" said Michael., "Not me" said Neil., In case you were wondering, everybody was saying, "Not me." "IT WAS ME", said Miss Porter. "I ORDERED A PIZZA." "Why?" we all asked. "YOU CAN'T HAVE A PIZZA PARTY WITHOUT PIZZA!" it replied.

住在街角，生日时买了一个。 有时他让我飞。 在无人机的底部有一个大盒子。 它看起来像一个披萨盒。 “有人订了披萨吗？”亚历克西娅问。 “不是我，”瑞恩说。“不是我。”迈克尔说。尼尔说：“不是我。”如果你想知道，每个人都说，“不是我。” “是我，”波特小姐说。 “我点了一个披萨。”“为什么？”我们都问。 “没有披萨你就不能开披萨派对！”它回答道。

"Yay!" we all shouted. "Pizza party!" Hey, Miss Porter is cool! Ryan took the pizza box off the bottom of the drone and it flew away. Well, the drone flew away. Not the pizza box. It would be weird if a pizza box flew away. We all grabbed slices of pizza. It was yummy! Miss Porter played more music.

“耶！”我们都喊道。“披萨派对!”嘿，波特小姐很酷！瑞恩把披萨盒从无人机底部拿下来，然后它飞走了。 嗯，无人机飞走了。 不是披萨盒。如果披萨盒飞走了会很奇怪。 我们都抓了块披萨。 太好吃了！波特小姐演奏了更多的音乐。