8 Lil Mouse Is in the House!

8 Lil Mouse Is in the House! Everybody went crazy when Lil Mouse came running into the all-porpoise room. "Yo! Yo! Yo!" he shouted. Rappers always say "Yo!" Nobody knows why. "And now..." said Mrs. Stoker, "it's time... for our guest speaker... put your hands together... for my nephew. Lil Mouse!"

8小老鼠在房子里！当小老鼠跑进全是海豚的房间时，每个人都疯了。 “哟!哟!哟！”他喊道。说唱歌手总是说“哟！”没人知道为什么。 “现在……”斯托克太太说，“是时候了…… 对于我们的演讲嘉宾…把你的手放在一起…… 给我侄子。李尔老鼠!”

There was a roar like a jet engine in the all-porpoise room. "DO THE MOUSE!" kids started chanting. "DO THE MOUSE!" Lil Mouse ran to the front of the room and jumped on the stage. He did the Mouse dance for a few seconds, and then he grabbed the mic and started rapping... I'm happy as a clam. I'm happy as a clam. Who decided clams are happy? I say it's a sham. Life ain't so grand when you're living in the sand. Life is a dud when you live in mud and crud... "Hey, that's not how 'The Happy Little Clam' goes," Neil yelled in my ear.

在全是海豚的房间里，响起了一声像喷气发动机一样的轰鸣声。 “做老鼠！”孩子们开始高喊。 “做老鼠！”小老鼠跑到房间前面，跳到舞台上。 他跳了几秒钟老鼠舞，然后抓起麦克风开始说唱…… 我非常高兴。我非常高兴。 谁决定蛤蜊是快乐的？ 我说这是个骗局。当你生活在沙滩上的时候，生活就没那么美好了。 当你生活在泥泞中，你的生活是无用的。 “嘿，《快乐的小蛤蜊》不是这样唱的，”尼尔在我耳边喊道。

Don't wanna be a clam, Sam I am. It's not my jam. I'd rather read my spam than be a clam. "He must have forgotten the words," I shouted to Neil. "I thought Lil Mouse was a lot shorter," Neil replied.

萨姆，我不想做个沉默寡言的人。 这不是我的果酱。我宁愿看垃圾邮件也不愿做个蛤蚌。 “他一定是忘了歌词了。”我对尼尔喊道。 “我觉得小老鼠要矮很多，”尼尔回答。

If I was a clam, I'd sit and pout. What are clams so happy about? They can't go to Amsterdam or Birmingham. They can't even go to Disneyland unless they're fried. "That doesn't even rhyme," Andrea said. "You know what?" I said. "I don't think that's Lil Mouse!" "He's a phony!" somebody shouted. A happy clam? I say that's a sham. It's a flim-flam scam. The flim-flam clam scam. "That's a fake Lil Mouse!" shouted Michael. "This guy is terrible," said Ryan. "Fake! Fake! Fake!" kids started chanting. Oh, please. Oh, please.

如果我是一只蛤蜊，我会坐着撅嘴。 蛤蜊为什么这么高兴？ 他们不能去阿姆斯特丹或伯明翰。 他们连迪士尼乐园都去不了，除非他们喝醉了。 “这根本不押韵，”安德里亚说。 “你知道吗？”我说。“我不认为那是小老鼠！”“他是个骗子！”有人喊道。 一只快乐的蛤蜊？我说那是骗人的。 这是一个骗人的骗局。电影-火焰蛤骗局。 “那是一只假的小老鼠！” “这家伙糟透了，”瑞恩说。 “假的!假的!假的！”孩子们开始高喊。 哦,请。哦,请。

Clams live in filthy seas. They don't have legs and of course they don't have knees. "We want the real Lil Mouse!" shouted Alexia. "Yeah!" somebody else shouted. "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everybody started booing. From what I hear, clams are really selfish. Well, what do you expect from a bunch of shellfish?

蛤蜊生活在肮脏的海里。 它们没有腿，当然也没有膝盖。 “我们要真正的小老鼠！” “耶！”另一个人喊道。 “BOOOOOOOOOOOO !”每个人都开始喝倒彩。 据我所知，蛤蜊很自私。 你对一堆贝类有什么期望？

You never see 'em peeing. They can't go skiing. They can't join the air force. They're just a food source... "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Get him off the stage!" "I bet it's Mrs. Roopy," I said. "She's always pretending to be other people." I looked around. All of our teachers were there, but not Mrs. Roopy. It had to be her. She must be dressed up as Lil Mouse. "It's Mrs. Roopy in disguise!" I yelled. "BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" We were drowning out Lil Mouse. He stopped rapping. And you'll never believe in a million hundred years who walked into the door at that moment. Nobody! It would hurt if you walked into a door. But you'll never believe who walked into the doorway.

你从来没见过他们撒尿。他们不能去滑雪。 他们不能加入空军。 它们只是一种食物来源…… “BOOOOOOOOOOOO !”“把他赶下舞台！”“我敢打赌是鲁比太太，”我说。 “她总是假装成别人。” 我环顾四周。我们所有的老师都在，但鲁比太太不在。 一定是她。她一定打扮成小老鼠。 “是乔装打扮的鲁比太太！”我喊道。 “BOOOOOOOOOOOO !”我们淹没了小老鼠的声音。 他停止了说唱。你永远也不会相信那一刻走进来的是谁。 没有人!如果你撞到门会疼的。 但你绝对不会相信谁走进了门口。