2. Bok! Bok! Bok!

2 Bok! Bok! Bok! You probably think this book will be about food. Well, you're wrong! It has nothing to do with food. Why do books have to start out with stuff that relates to the rest of the book? Who made up that dumb rule? Anyway, after dunch—I mean lunch

2博克!博克!博克!你可能认为这本书是关于食物的。 嗯，你错了！这与食物无关。 为什么书的开头一定要与书的其余部分相关？ 谁制定了那个愚蠢的规则？ 不管怎样，午饭之后——我是说午饭

—we went back to class with Mr. Cooper. "Turn to page twenty-three in your math books," he told us. Ugh. I hate math. That's when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. An announcement came over the loudspeaker. Well, that's not the weird part. Announcements come over the loudspeaker all the time. The weird part was what happened next. "Mr. Cooper, please turn on your smartboard," announced Mrs. Patty, our school secretary. Mr. Cooper turned on the smartboard. And you'll never believe in a million hundred years whose face appeared on the screen.

我们和库珀先生回到教室。 “翻到数学课本的第二十三页，”他告诉我们。 啊。我讨厌数学。就在那时，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 扩音器里传来了通告。 这还不是奇怪的地方。 扩音器里总是传来通告。 最奇怪的是接下来发生的事情。 “库珀先生，请打开你的智能板，”我们学校的秘书帕蒂夫人宣布。 库珀先生打开了智能板。 你绝对不会相信一百万年后谁的脸会出现在屏幕上。

It was Morgan Brocklebank! "BOOOOOOOOO!" Everybody started booing. Morgan Brocklebank is this mean girl who goes to Dirk School on the other side of town. We call it "Dork School." Morgan does the Dirk morning announcements every day.

是摩根·布罗克班克！“BOOOOOOOOO !”每个人都开始喝倒彩。 摩根·布罗克班克是个坏女孩她在镇另一边的德克学校上学。 我们称之为“呆子学校”。摩根每天早上都做德克广播。

"Well, hello, Ella Mentry School losers!" said Morgan. Morgan has hated us ever since her methane-powered car, "The Dirkmobile," exploded and we won the Brain Games. The whole place smelled like cow farts. (You can read about it in a book called Miss Brown Is Upside Down!) "What can we do for you, Miss Brocklebank?" asked Mr. Cooper. "I have a challenge for you," Morgan replied. "We accept!" I shouted. Mr. Cooper held up his hand and shushed me. "Hold on, A.J.," he said. "You don't even know what she's challenging us to do yet." "Our class challenges your class to a

“嗨，大家好，艾拉·门特里学校的失败者们！”摩根说。 摩根从她的甲烷动力车“德克机动车”爆炸后我们就一直讨厌我们。 整个地方都是牛屁味。 （你可以在一本叫《布朗小姐颠倒了》的书里读到它！）“我们能为你做些什么，布罗克班克小姐？”库珀先生问。 “我有个挑战给你，”摩根回答。 “我们接受!”我叫道。库珀先生举起手，让我安静下来。 “等一下，aj，”他说。“你甚至还不知道她在挑战我们做什么。” “我们班挑战你们班

softball game," said Morgan, "to raise money for charity." "Softball?" whispered Alexia. "I've never played softball." "Me neither," whispered Neil. "I take pitching lessons after school," bragged Andrea. Ugh. Andrea takes lessons in everything after school. If they gave lessons in cleaning out your earwax, she would take those lessons so she could get better at it. What is her problem? "Which charity are you raising money for?" asked Mr. Cooper. "We're fighting a serious disease," replied Morgan Brocklebank. "Freckles." WHAT? "Since when are freckles a disease?" asked Ryan.

“垒球比赛，”摩根说，“为慈善事业筹款。” “垒球？” “我从来没打过垒球。” “我也是。”尼尔小声说。 “我放学后上投球课，”安德里亚吹嘘道。 啊。安德里亚放学后要上各种课程。 如果他们开设了清除耳垢的课程，她会参加这些课程，这样她就能做得更好。 她有什么问题？“你在为哪个慈善机构筹款？”库珀问道。 “我们正在与一种严重的疾病作斗争，”摩根·布罗克班克回答说。 “雀斑”。怎么啦？“什么时候雀斑成了一种疾病了？”瑞恩问道。

"I have freckles," said Andrea. "Me too," said Emily, who has everything Andrea has. "Me three," said Michael. "Oh no!" shouted Ryan. "We're all gonna die... from freckles!" "Run for your lives!" shouted Neil. "We've got to do something!" said Emily, and then she went running out of the room. That's ridorkulous. Lots of people have freckles. There's nothing wrong with freckles. "That's a dumb charity," Neil shouted at the smartboard. "Go find another class to challenge." Up on the screen, Morgan sneered. "Oh, I guess you're afraid to play us," she said. "I guess you're a bunch of scaredycats and chickens. Bok! Bok!

“我有雀斑，”安德烈说。 “我也是，”艾米丽说，她拥有安德里亚拥有的一切。 “我三个。”迈克尔说。“哦，不！”瑞恩喊道。 “我们都会死……从雀斑!”“逃命！”尼尔喊道。 “我们得做点什么！”爱米丽说，然后跑出了房间。 这是ridorkulous。很多人都有雀斑。 长雀斑没什么不好的。 “这是愚蠢的慈善，”尼尔对着智能板喊道。 “去找另一个班级挑战吧。” 屏幕上，摩根冷笑着说。 “哦，我猜你是害怕和我们玩，”她说。 “我猜你们是一群胆小鬼。 博克!博克!