1. Dunch and Dinch

1 Dunch and Dinch My name is A.J. and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking about eating. I know, because that's what I'm thinking about. My friend Ryan thinks about eating all the time. He'll eat anything, even stuff that isn't food. One time, he ate a

我的名字是A.J. 我知道你在想什么 你在想吃东西。 我知道，因为我也在想这个。 我的朋友瑞恩总是想着吃。 他什么都吃，甚至不是食物的东西。 有一次，他吃了一个

piece of the seat cushion on the school bus.* The other day, we were in the vomitorium talking about our favorite meal of the day. My favorite meal is breakfast. Ryan said his favorite meal is brunch. "Brunch isn't a real meal," I told him. "It's just breakfast and lunch at the same time." "In my family, we call that lunfast," said Michael, who never ties his shoes. "It's lunch and breakfast together." "Your family is weird," I told Michael. "Our family likes to combine lunch and dinner," said Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time. "We call it linner." "That's not linner," said Neil, who

一块校车上的坐垫。*前几天，我们在体育馆谈论我们今天最喜欢的一餐。 我最喜欢的一餐是早餐。 瑞安说他最喜欢吃早午餐。 “早午餐不是一顿真正的饭，”我告诉他。 “这只是同时吃早餐和午餐。” “在我们家，我们管这叫午餐，”从不系鞋带的迈克尔说。 “午餐和早餐一起吃。” “你的家人很奇怪，”我告诉迈克尔。 “我们家喜欢把午餐和晚餐放在一起吃，”一直玩滑板的女孩亚历克西娅说。 “我们叫它linner。”“那不是林纳，”尼尔说

we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes. "In my family, lunch and dinner together is lupper." "That's lunner," said Michael. "Do you know what my family calls lunch and dinner?" asked Ryan. "Dunch." "We call lunch and dinner dinch," said Michael. "What?!" I said. "Dunch and dinch aren't words." "They are too." "Are not." Dunch and dinch are definitely not words. You should look them up in a dictionary. I bet they're not there. "Sometimes, my family has breakfast for dinner," said Andrea, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. "We call it brinner."

我们叫裸体小孩，即使他穿着衣服。 “在我家，午餐和晚餐一起吃是很有趣的。” “那太好了，”迈克尔说。 “你知道我们家管午餐和晚餐叫什么吗？”瑞恩问。 “Dunch。”“我们把午餐和晚餐叫做午餐，”迈克尔说。 “什么? !”我说。“Dunch和dinch不是单词。” “他们也是。”“不是。” 午餐和午餐绝对不是词。 你应该在字典里查一下。 我打赌他们不在那里。“有时候，我的家人会把早餐当晚餐，”安德里亚说，这个烦人的棕色卷发女孩。 “我们称它为‘brinner’。”

"I agree with Andrea," said her crybaby friend Emily, who always agrees with Andrea. Breakfast for dinner? What's up with that? I could see eating breakfast for lunch, or lunch for breakfast. I could see eating lunch for dinner, or dinner for lunch. But eating breakfast for dinner? If you ask me, that should be illegal. Meals should stay in their own lane. Food is weird.

“我同意安德里亚的观点，”她爱哭的朋友艾米丽说，她总是同意安德里亚的观点。 早餐当晚餐？这是怎么回事？ 我可以想象把早餐当午餐，或者把午餐当早餐。 我可以想象把午餐当晚餐，或者把晚餐当午餐。 但是把早餐当晚餐吃？ 要我说，那应该是违法的。 食物应该留在自己的地方。 食物很奇怪。