6 She’s Gonna Freak Out!

6 She's Gonna Freak Out! The score was 2–0. The teachers were winning, but there was plenty of time for us to catch up. After school, we didn't go right home. We snuck out to the playground to plan a strategy. We had to think up some great pranks to pull on Miss Banks or we'd never get a candy party.

她会发疯的！比分是2比0。 老师们赢了，但我们有足够的时间赶上来。 放学后，我们没有直接回家。 我们偷偷溜到操场计划对策。 我们必须想出一些很棒的恶作剧来捉弄班克斯小姐，否则我们就办不到糖果派对了。

"Okay," said Andrea, "let's put our heads together." "I'm not putting my head next to your head," I told Andrea. "It's just an expression, Arlo!" said Andrea, who calls me by my real name because she knows I don't like it. "Can you two stop arguing for once?" asked Alexia. "We have bigger fish to fry." Huh? I was going to ask Alexia what fish had to do with anything, but we had more important things to worry about. Like coming up with great pranks to pull on Miss Banks. "What if we wrapped up her cell phone with rubber bands?" suggested Michael. "Bor...ring," I groaned. "What if we stuck Post-it notes all over her car?" suggested Ryan. "Nah," I muttered. "What if we put an Out of Order sign on the door to the teachers' bathroom?" said Neil. "Snoozefest," I said. They were a bunch of dumb ideas. "Is Miss Banks afraid of anything?" asked Alexia.

“好吧，”安德里亚说，“让我们集思广益吧。” “我不会把头挨着你的头，”我告诉安德里亚。 “这只是一种表达，阿乐！”安德里亚说，她叫我的真名，因为她知道我不喜欢这样。 “你们俩能不能别吵一次？”阿列克谢亚问。 “我们还有更重要的事要做。” 嗯?我本来想问亚历克西娅鱼和什么有关系，但我们有更重要的事情要担心。 比如想办法捉弄班克斯小姐。 “我们用橡皮筋把她的手机包起来怎么样？”迈克尔建议道。 “Bor…我呻吟道。“我们把便利贴贴满她的车怎么样？”瑞恩建议道。 “不，”我喃喃地说。尼尔说：“如果我们在教师卫生间的门上挂一个‘故障’的牌子呢？” “打盹，”我说。那是一堆愚蠢的想法。 “班克斯小姐害怕什么吗？”亚历克西娅问。

"Bugs," Neil said. "Remember when she told us how much she hates insects?" "Yeah." "I have an idea!" said Andrea, all excited. "I could make some bugs out of chocolate, and we can put them on her desk when she's not looking!" "You know how to make chocolate bugs?" Alexia asked. "Sure," Andrea replied. "I took a baking class after school. They taught us how to make all kinds of things out of chocolate." Of course. Andrea takes classes in everything after school.*

“虫子，”尼尔说。“还记得她告诉我们她有多讨厌昆虫吗？”“是的。” “我有个主意！”安德烈兴奋地说。 “我可以用巧克力做一些虫子，我们可以在她不注意的时候把它们放在她的桌子上！”“你知道怎么做巧克力虫吗？”亚莉克希亚问道。 “当然，”安德里亚回答。“放学后我参加了一个烘焙班。 他们教我们如何用巧克力制作各种各样的东西。” 当然可以。安德莉亚放学后要上各种课程

"That's a great idea!" said Emily, who thinks all Andrea's ideas are great. But for once in her life, Emily was right. Putting chocolate bugs on Miss Banks's desk was a great idea. If she's really afraid of insects, she'll probably jump three feet in the air when she sees her desk covered with them. We rushed to get to school early on Tuesday morning so we would be in class before Miss Banks showed up. Andrea brought a box filled with chocolate cockroaches, spiders, flies, and ants. They looked really real! Everybody was giggling as we spread the bugs out on Miss Banks's desk. "She's gonna freak out when she sees this!" said Michael.

“这是个好主意！”艾米丽说，她认为安德里亚的所有想法都很棒。 但这一次，艾米丽是对的。 把巧克力虫放在班克斯小姐的桌子上是个好主意。 如果她真的害怕昆虫，当她看到她的桌子上满是昆虫时，她可能会跳到三英尺高的空中。 周二早上，我们早早赶到学校，这样我们就能在班克斯老师出现之前上课。 安德里亚带来了一个装满巧克力的盒子，里面有蟑螂、蜘蛛、苍蝇和蚂蚁。 他们看起来真的很真实！当我们把虫子摊在班克斯小姐的桌子上时，每个人都在咯咯地笑。 “她看到这个会吓坏的！”迈克尔说。

"It's gonna be great!" said Ryan, rubbing his hands together. "Finally, the shoe will be on the other foot," said Alexia. Huh? What did shoes have to do with anything? Why is everybody always talking about shoes? We put our backpacks in our cubbies and rushed to our seats. I couldn't wait to see the look on Miss Banks's face when she saw bugs crawling on her desk. A few minutes later, she came into the classroom.

“一定会很棒的！”瑞恩搓着双手说。 亚历克西娅说：“最终，情况会发生改变。” 嗯?鞋子跟什么事有关系？ 为什么每个人都在谈论鞋子？ 我们把书包放进小柜子里，冲到座位上。 我迫不及待地想看看班克斯小姐看到桌子上爬着虫子时脸上的表情。 几分钟后，她走进了教室。

"Good morning!" she said. She hung up her coat. She opened the window. She looked at the clock. The suspense was killing me! Finally, Miss Banks went over to her desk. "Oh, look!" she said. "I love chocolate bugs! Time is fun when you're having flies!" Then she popped some bugs in her mouth. Grrrrrrrr.

“早上好！”她说。她把大衣挂起来。 她打开窗户。她看了看钟。 这种悬念快把我折磨死了！最后，班克斯小姐走到她的办公桌前。 “哦，看！”她说。“我喜欢巧克力虫！”当你有苍蝇的时候，时间是有趣的！”然后她往嘴里塞了一些虫子。 Grrrrrrrr。