11 The Big Surprise Ending

11 The Big Surprise Ending After all those pranks we pulled on the teachers and all the pranks the teachers pulled on us, I couldn't believe Mrs. Stoker wouldn't bungee jump off the roof in a pink tutu. Everybody was mad, even the teachers. "But you promised!" Alexia shouted. "You're no fun at all."

在我们对老师开了那么多玩笑，老师又对我们开了那么多玩笑之后，我简直不敢相信斯托克夫人不会穿着粉红色的芭蕾舞裙从屋顶蹦极。 每个人都很生气，连老师也不例外。 “可是你答应过的！”亚莉克希亚喊道。 “你一点也不好玩。”

"NO FUN AT ALL!" everybody started chanting. "NO FUN AT ALL!" Mrs. Stoker waited until we were finished chanting. "I was never going to bungee jump off the roof," she said. "That was my little prank! Ha-ha-ha! I got you good. April Fools!" "BOOOOOOOOO!" "That's not fair!" somebody shouted. "What about the hot tub for the teachers' lounge?" shouted Miss Banks. "Was that a prank too?" "Of course!" said Mrs. Stoker. "Do you have any idea how much a hot tub costs? I don't have the budget for that. We can barely afford pencils." "BOOOOOOOOO!" Everybody was really mad! Even Andrea had on her mean face. The teachers were shouting. Kids started throwing Milk Duds and Raisinets at Mrs. Stoker. The all-porpoise room was filled with flying candy. "Not fair!" "You promised!" "Cheater!"

“一点也不好玩！”每个人都开始高喊。 “一点也不好玩！”斯托克太太一直等到我们唱完赞美诗。 “我从来没有打算从屋顶蹦极，”她说。 “那是我的小恶作剧！”哈哈哈!我抓到你了。 四月傻瓜!”“BOOOOOOOOO !”“这不公平！”有人喊道。 “把热水浴缸放在教师休息室怎么样？”班克斯小姐喊道。 “那也是恶作剧吗？”“当然！”斯托克太太说。 “你知道一个热水浴缸要多少钱吗？” 我没有这个预算。 我们连铅笔都买不起。” “BOOOOOOOOO !”每个人都很生气！就连安德里亚那张刻薄的脸也有。 老师们在大喊大叫。 孩子们开始向斯托克太太扔牛奶糖和葡萄干。 全是海豚的房间里摆满了飞糖。 “不公平!”“你答应!”“骗子!”

Mrs. Stoker shielded her face with her hands and dodged the flying Milk Duds. "I wouldn't want to be in her shoes right now," Ryan told me. Huh? Why would I ever want to be in Mrs. Stoker's shoes? They wouldn't even fit. I like my own shoes. Why is everybody always talking about shoes, anyway?

斯托克太太用手遮着脸，躲避着飞来飞去的牛奶糖。 “我现在可不想和她一样，”瑞安告诉我。 嗯?我怎么会想站在斯托克夫人的立场上？ 它们甚至都不合适。我喜欢我自己的鞋子。 为什么每个人都在谈论鞋子呢？

It looked like a revolution was going on. Then, suddenly, Mrs. Stoker started to cry. "I'm afraid of heights," she blubbered. Everybody stopped yelling and throwing candy. I was mad that Mrs. Stoker broke her promise to us, but I couldn't expect somebody to bungee jump off a roof if they're afraid of heights. I felt a little sorry for Mrs. Stoker. We all did. Miss Banks went up on the stage and gave her a tissue to dry her eyes. And you'll never believe who walked into the door at that moment. Nobody! You could break your nose walking into a door. I thought we went over that in Chapter 5. But you'll never believe who opened the door and walked into the all-porpoise room. It was Mr. Klutz, our old principal! And he was wearing a pink tutu! WHAT?! I didn't see that coming! "Mr. Klutz!" shouted Mrs. Stoker. "What are you doing here?" "I came to bungee jump off the roof!" Mr. Klutz announced. "YAY!" everybody shouted. We really wanted to see somebody bungee jump off the roof. It

看起来像是一场革命正在进行。 接着，斯托克太太突然哭了起来。 “我恐高，”她哭着说。 每个人都停止大喊大叫和扔糖果。 斯托克太太违背了对我们的承诺，我很生气，但我不能指望一个有恐高症的人从屋顶上蹦极。 我有点同情斯托克夫人。 我们都是。班克斯小姐走上舞台，递给她一张纸巾，让她擦干眼睛。 你绝对不会相信那一刻谁走进来了。 没有人!你一不小心就会撞到门。 我想我们在第五章已经讲过了。 但你绝对不会相信是谁打开了门，走进了全是海豚的房间。 是克鲁茨先生，我们的老校长！他还穿着粉红色的芭蕾舞裙！什么? !我没想到会这样！“先生。 克鲁茨！”斯托克太太喊道。 “你在这儿干什么？”“我是来屋顶蹦极的！”克鲁茨宣布。 “耶！”每个人都喊道。我们真的很想看有人从屋顶上蹦极。 它

didn't really matter who it was. And Mr. Klutz looked even funnier wearing a pink tutu than Mrs. Stoker would have. "We miss you, Mr. Klutz!" shouted Andrea. "I miss you kids too!" he shouted back. "When I heard that today was the last day of The Prank War, I came right over." "HOORAY FOR MR. KLUTZ!" somebody shouted. Mrs. Stoker said it wouldn't be safe for so many kids to be up on the roof at the same time, so we all went out on the front lawn. Mr. Klutz took the stairs up to the roof with Miss Lazar. We waited for them to get up there.

是谁并不重要。 克鲁茨先生穿着粉红色的芭蕾舞裙，比斯托克太太看起来更有趣。 “我们想念你，克鲁茨先生！”安德烈喊道。 “我也想你们这些孩子！”他喊道。 “当我听说今天是恶作剧战争的最后一天时，我就过来了。” “为克鲁茨先生欢呼！”有人喊道。 斯托克太太说这么多孩子同时在屋顶上不安全，所以我们都到前面的草坪上去了。 克鲁茨先生和拉扎尔小姐走楼梯上了屋顶。 我们等着他们上去。

"Mr. Klutz is nuts," Ryan said to me.* "Yeah, he'll do anything," I agreed. We waited a million hundred seconds. Finally, we saw Mr. Klutz standing on the roof. Miss

“克鲁茨先生疯了，”瑞安对我说。“是啊，他什么都愿意做。”我同意了。 我们等了一百万秒。 最后，我们看到克鲁茨先生站在屋顶上。 小姐