1 Miss Banks Pulls Another Prank

1 Miss Banks Pulls Another Prank My name is A.J. and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking about snakes. Because that's what I'm thinking about. I saw a picture of a snake that swallowed a whole bunny. You could see the shape of the bunny in the middle of the snake! It was gross. I've heard that snakes can swallow alligators, pigs,

1班克斯小姐又恶作剧了我叫A.J. 我知道你在想什么 你在想蛇。 因为这就是我在想的。 我看到一张蛇吞下一整只兔子的照片。 你可以在蛇中间看到兔子的形状！太恶心了。 我听说蛇能吞下鳄鱼，猪，

and even cows. Do you think a snake could swallow a kid? I don't want to be that kid. I'm afraid of snakes. My point is: it was Friday morning. Miss Banks walked into class with a smile on her face. "Good morning, students!" she said. "It's time to mold young minds!" "Ugh! Disgusting!" I shouted. I don't want my mind molded. If you want to mold something, get a tub of Play-Doh. "Do you know what today is?" asked Miss Banks. "What's today?" asked Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food. "It's National Standing Day!" said Miss Banks. "National Standing Day?" asked Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time. "What's that?" "It's a day when we celebrate standing," Miss Banks replied. "I never heard of National Standing Day," whispered Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair.

甚至还有牛。你觉得蛇能吞下小孩吗？ 我不想成为那样的孩子。 我怕蛇。我想说的是，那是周五早上。 班克斯小姐面带微笑走进教室。 “早上好，同学们！” “是时候塑造年轻人的思想了！”“哎!真恶心!”我叫道。 我不想让我的思想被塑造。 如果你想塑造什么东西，买一盆培乐多。 “你知道今天是什么日子吗？”班克斯小姐问。 “今天是什么？”瑞恩问，他什么都吃，甚至不是食物的东西。 “今天是全国站立日！”班克斯小姐说。 “全国站立日？”亚历克西娅问，她是一个整天玩滑板的女孩。 “那是什么?”“这一天我们要站着庆祝，”班克斯小姐回答。 “我从没听说过全国站立日，”安德里亚·杨（Andrea Young）低声说，她是一个烦人的棕色卷发女孩。

"Me neither," whispered Emily, who never hears about anything unless Andrea hears about it first. "Everybody, get out of your seats and stand up," said Miss Banks. We got out of our seats and stood up. We pledged the allegiance. We did Word of the Day. Miss Banks told us to keep standing to celebrate National Standing Day. So we did math standing up. Then we did social studies standing up. I was getting tired of standing up. It felt like we were standing for a million hundred hours. "Can we sit down now?" asked Michael, who never ties his shoes. "No," said Miss Banks. "Do we have to stand up all day?" asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes. "Of course!" replied Miss Banks. "National Standing Day goes on all day long. It's a national holiday." "I think it's a dumb holiday," I said. "They don't have National Kneeling Day or National Leaning Against a Wall Day."

“我也不知道。”爱米丽低声说，她从来不知道任何事，除非安德里亚先知道。 “大家都从座位上站起来，”班克斯小姐说。 我们从座位上站起来。 我们宣誓效忠。 我们做了每日一词。班克斯小姐让我们一直站着庆祝全国站立日。 所以我们站着做数学。 然后我们站着做社会研究。 我都站烦了。 感觉我们已经站了上百万个小时了。 “我们现在可以坐下来吗？”迈克尔问，他从来不系鞋带。 “不，”班克斯小姐说。“我们必须整天站着吗？”尼尔问，尽管他穿着衣服，我们还是称他为裸体孩子。 “当然！”班克斯小姐回答。 “全国站立日持续一整天。 这是全国性的节日。”“我认为这是一个愚蠢的节日，”我说。 “他们没有全国跪日或全国靠墙日。”

Actually, those holidays would be cool. But Miss Banks came over to my desk. She looked mad. I thought she might send me to the principal's office. But suddenly, Miss Banks broke out in a big grin. "Just kidding!" she said. "There's no such thing as National Standing Day. You can all sit down now." WHAT?!

事实上，那些假期会很酷。 班克斯小姐走到我桌前。 她看上去疯了。我想她可能会让我去校长办公室。 但突然间，班克斯小姐露出了灿烂的笑容。 “开玩笑的！”她说。“没有所谓的全国站立日。 你们现在都可以坐下了。” 什么? !