6 Green Food Is Gross

6 Green Food Is Gross Yes! A leprechaun trap! If we could trap Larry the Leprechaun, we would get his pot of gold. "But first we have to clean up this mess," said Mr. O'Cooper. Bummer in the summer! Making a mess is fun, but cleaning up a mess is no fun at all. We

6绿色食品很恶心是的！一个小妖精陷阱！如果我们能抓住小妖精拉里，我们就能得到他的那罐金子。 “但首先，我们必须清理这个烂摊子，”奥库珀说。 夏天的流浪者！制造混乱是有趣的，但清理混乱一点也不有趣。 我们

spent a million hundred minutes picking up all the stuff off the floor and turning our desks and chairs right side up again. By the time we were finished getting the classroom in order, it was time for lunch. We would have to wait to make our leprechaun trap. We pringled up and walked a million hundred miles to the vomitorium. It used to be called the "cafetorium," until some first grader threw up in there last year. Ever since then everybody calls it the vomitorium. Mrs. Patty was greeting kids at the door. "Do you want to touch Jake the Snake?" she was asking everybody. "We already touched him," Emily reminded her. Sheesh, Mrs. Patty sure is obsessed with that snake. "I'm so hungry," I said as we got in line. "I could eat a hundred slices of pizza." "I could eat a million slices of pizza," said Ryan. "I could eat a trillion slices of pizza," said Michael.

花了无数分钟收拾地板上的东西，把桌子和椅子重新朝上。 我们把教室整理好后，就到了吃午饭的时间了。 我们得等着做小妖精陷阱了。 我们收拾行装，走了一百多里路到体育馆。 这里以前叫“食堂”直到去年有个一年级学生在里面吐了。 从那以后，大家都叫它vomitorium。 帕蒂夫人在门口迎接孩子们。 “你们想摸摸蛇杰克吗？”她问大家。 “我们已经碰过他了，”艾米丽提醒她。 天啊，帕蒂太太对那条蛇很着迷。 “我好饿，”我们排队时我说。 “我可以吃一百片披萨。” “我可以吃下一百万片披萨，”瑞恩说。 “我可以吃下一万亿个披萨，”迈克尔说。

But there were no slices of pizza to eat. When we got to the front of the line, we saw our lunch lady, Ms. Hall. I mean, Ms. O'Hall. "What would you like for lunch?" she asked cheerfully. "I've got green beans, green bread, green eggs, green muffins, green milk, green cupcakes, green doughnuts, green pancakes with green syrup... and corned beef and cabbage." I thought I was gonna throw up. "Is the corned beef and cabbage green?" I asked. "Ugh, no!" said Ms. O'Hall. "That would be gross!"

但是没有披萨可吃。 当我们排到队伍的最前面时，我们看到了负责午餐的女士。 大厅。我是说，欧霍尔女士。“你午饭想吃什么？”她高兴地问。 “我有青豆、绿色面包、绿色鸡蛋、绿色松饼、绿色牛奶、绿色纸杯蛋糕、绿色甜甜圈、绿色煎饼和绿色糖浆…… 还有咸牛肉和卷心菜。” 我以为我要吐了。 “咸牛肉和卷心菜是绿色的吗？”我问。 “啊，不！”奥霍尔女士说。 “那太恶心了！”

If you ask me, any food that's green is gross. I couldn't make up my mind what to eat. "Why don't you start with some potatoes, A.J.?" Ms. O'Hall suggested. "In honor of Saint Patrick's Day, I made baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, hash

如果你问我，任何绿色的食物都是恶心的。 我拿不定主意吃什么。 “你为什么不先吃点土豆呢，A.J.?”Ms。 O 'Hall建议。“为了纪念圣帕特里克节，我做了烤土豆、土豆泥、红薯和土豆泥

brown potatoes..." I wanted to go to Antarctica and live with the penguins. Penguins don't have to eat green food and potatoes. "...garlic roasted potatoes, French fried potatoes, grilled potatoes, potato skins, potato soup, potato pancakes, potato salad..."* "Do you have anything that doesn't have potato in it?" I asked Ms. O'Hall. "Well, the potato soup doesn't have much potato in it," she replied. I took some corned beef and cabbage and sat down at a long table with everybody else. They were arguing about whether or not leprechauns were real. "Larry the Leprechaun is probably just one of the teachers in disguise," said Neil. "I bet he's Mrs. O'Roopy. She's always dressing up like other people." "I say leprechauns are real," said Ryan. "They wouldn't put them on cereal boxes if they weren't real." "Don't leprechauns make shoes or something?" asked Neil. "I thought they made cookies," said Alexia.

褐色土豆……”我想去南极洲和企鹅住在一起。 企鹅不需要吃绿色食物和土豆。 “…大蒜烤土豆、法式炸土豆、烤土豆、土豆皮、土豆汤、土豆煎饼、土豆沙拉……*“你们有不含土豆的食物吗？”我问她。 O 'Hall。“嗯，土豆汤里没有多少土豆，”她回答。 我拿了一些咸牛肉和卷心菜，和大家一起坐在一张长桌旁。 他们在争论小矮妖是不是真的。 “小妖精拉里可能只是其中一个乔装打扮的老师，”尼尔说。 “我敢打赌他是奥鲁比太太。她总是打扮得跟别人一样。” “我说小矮妖是真的，”瑞恩说。 “如果它们不是真的，他们就不会把它们印在麦片包装盒上。” “小矮妖不做鞋什么的吗？”尼尔问。 “我以为他们会做饼干呢，”亚历克西娅说。

"No, elves make cookies," said Michael. "Leprechauns make shoes." "How do you get a pot of gold by making shoes?" I asked. "I don't think shoemakers make a lot of money." "Yeah," added Emily, "and if leprechauns make shoes, how come there are no leprechaun shoe stores?" Good point. "If I got a pot of gold," said Alexia, "I would use the money to take a trip around the world." "I would buy a new video game system," said Michael. "I would put it in the bank," said Emily, "and use it to pay for college." "I would buy all the candy in the world," said Neil. "I would buy another pot of gold," I said. "So then I'd have two pots of gold." I should get another Nobel Prize for that idea.

“不，是精灵做的饼干。”迈克尔说。 “小矮妖是做鞋子的。”“你怎么能通过做鞋得到一罐金子呢？”我问。 “我觉得鞋匠赚不了多少钱。” “是啊，”爱米丽补充道，“如果小矮妖会做鞋，那为什么没有小矮妖鞋店呢？”好点。 “如果我有一罐金子，”亚历克西娅说，“我会用这些钱去环游世界。” “我会买一个新的视频游戏系统，”迈克尔说。 “我会把它存进银行，”艾米丽说，“用它来支付大学学费。” “我会买世界上所有的糖果，”尼尔说。 “我会再买一罐金子，”我说。 “这样我就有两罐金子了。” 我应该再拿一个诺贝尔奖。