11. DizzyLand

11 DizzyLand The Presidents' Day Challenge was such a success that our whole class got to go to DizzyLand. We went on all the rides. I almost threw up three or four times. It was awesome.

总统日挑战赛非常成功，我们全班都去了“眩晕乐园”。 我们玩了所有的游乐设施。我差点吐了三四次。 太棒了。

One of the coolest parts of DizzyLand is the Wall of Presidents. It's an exhibit with life-size statues of all the presidents. The coolest part is that they're robots. So they can nod their heads, wave their hands, and even give speeches. The president robots look really real. The Abraham Lincoln robot was giving his speech when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. Lincoln is Emily's favorite president, and I guess she got a little too close to him, because the statue started to topple over. It fell against President Truman. Truman bumped into President Nixon, and Nixon knocked over President Grant. The next thing we knew, the rest of the presidents were going down like dominoes. We got to see it live and in person. You should have been there!

“眩晕乐园”最酷的地方之一是总统墙。 这是一个展示所有总统真人大小雕像的展览。 最酷的是他们是机器人。 所以他们可以点头，挥手，甚至发表演讲。 总统机器人看起来真的很真实。 亚伯拉罕·林肯机器人正在发表演讲世界史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 林肯是艾米丽最喜欢的总统，我猜她离他太近了，因为雕像都要倒了。 它在杜鲁门总统面前失败了。 杜鲁门撞到了尼克松总统，尼克松又撞倒了格兰特总统。 接下来我们知道的是，其他总统都像多米诺骨牌一样倒下了。 我们得亲眼看看。 你应该去的！

"Watch out!" shouted Alexia. "Help! The presidents are attacking!" shouted Ryan. "Run for your lives!" shouted Neil. In the end, the president robot statues were all over the floor and we had to crawl out from under them. That was weird. Well, that's pretty much what happened. Maybe Millard Fillmore will flush his toilet. Maybe grown-ups will stop saying blah blah blah blah all the time. Maybe President Bush will stop throwing up on people. Maybe Porky's Pork Sausages will get a new jingle. Maybe President Obama will go back to scooping ice cream at Baskin-Robbins. Maybe President Taft will go on Weight Watchers. Maybe next year we'll figure out a way to knock February off the calendar. But it won't be easy! Oh, I almost forgot! We got another prize

“小心！”亚历克西娅喊道。 “救命!总统们在进攻！”瑞安喊道。 “逃命！”尼尔喊道。 最后，总统机器人雕像满地都是，我们不得不从它们下面爬出来。 这很奇怪。嗯，事情就是这样发生的。 也许米勒德·菲尔莫会冲他的马桶。 也许大人们会停止喋喋不休。 也许布什总统会停止向人们吐痰。 也许Porky's Pork sausage会有新的广告歌。 也许奥巴马总统会回到巴斯金-罗宾斯（Baskin-Robbins）去舀冰淇淋。 也许塔夫脱总统会去减肥中心。 也许明年我们会想办法把二月从日历上划掉。 但这并不容易！哦，我差点忘了！我们得到了另一个奖品

for winning the Presidents' Day Challenge. Besides bragging rights, a year's supply of Porky's Pork Sausages, and the trip to DizzyLand, there was that secret prize. But I'm not going to tell you what it was. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. It was cake.*

赢得总统日挑战赛 除了炫耀的权利，一年的猪肉香肠供应，以及前往DizzyLand的旅行，还有一个秘密奖品。 但我不会告诉你是什么。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 那是蛋糕