2. The Underwearwolf

2 The Underwearwolf

2 .内衣狼

I was fast asleep, which makes no sense at all because you can't be slow asleep, can you? You don't sleep slow or fast. You just sleep at one speed. There was an empty silence. I opened my eyes. It was dark and spooky outside my bedroom window. I heard the sound of rattling chains. And then, suddenly, there was a light shining through the fog outside. It was a flashlight, I think. That's when the window opened, all by itself. And then... somebody climbed into my bedroom! "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed. It was a boy. He was wearing white underwear and no pants. That was weird. But everything about him was weird. He was weighted down by heavy chains. I saw it with my own eyes!* You should have been there!

我睡得很熟，这完全说不通因为你不可能睡得很慢，对吧？ 你不会睡得慢或快。 你只是以一种速度睡觉。 一阵空洞的沉默。 我睁开眼睛。我卧室的窗外又黑又吓人。 我听到了铁链的嘎嘎声。 然后，突然间，外面的雾中有一道光在闪烁。 我想是手电筒。 就在那时，窗户自动打开了。 然后……有人爬进了我的卧室！“Ahhhhhhhhhhh !”我尖叫起来。 是个男孩。他穿着白色内衣，没穿裤子。 这很奇怪。但他的一切都很奇怪。 他被沉重的铁链压着。 我亲眼所见！你应该去的！

My eyes had to adjust to the light. It was hard to see. Finally, I figured out who the boy was. It was my friend Billy, who lives around the corner!

我的眼睛必须适应光线。 很难看清。终于，我知道了那个男孩是谁。 是我的朋友比利，他就住在街角！

"I am the Underwearwolf!" Billy announced. And then he let out an eerie cackling laugh that totally freaked me out. I was trembling with fear. I thought I was gonna die! "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" I remembered that Billy dressed up for Halloween last year as the Underwearwolf. He's basically a werewolf who wears underwear, so he has the perfect name. Billy is weird. I was sure my mom and dad were going to come running into my room to find out what was going on. But they didn't. I guess they didn't hear anything. "Billy, you scared me!" I told him. "What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night. Shouldn't you be home, asleep?" "I come with a warning, A.J.," Billy said in a spooky voice. "You have been a bad

“我是内衣狼！”比利宣布。 然后他发出一声奇怪的咯咯笑，把我吓坏了。 我吓得浑身发抖。 我以为我要死了！“Ahhhhhhhhhhh !”我记得比利去年万圣节打扮成内衣狼。 他基本上就是个穿内裤的狼人，所以他有个完美的名字。 比利很奇怪。我确信爸爸妈妈一定会跑进我的房间，看看发生了什么事。 但他们没有。我猜他们什么也没听到。 “比利，你吓到我了！”我告诉了他。 “你在这儿干什么？”现在是半夜。 你不是应该在家睡觉吗？”“我是带着警告来的，a.j.。”比利用一种诡异的声音说。 “你真是个坏蛋

boy. A very bad boy." "Wait," I said. "You just broke into my house in the middle of the night dressed up like a monster, and I've been a bad boy?" "That's right," Billy replied. "What did I do?" I asked. "I'm not going to tell you," Billy replied. "But you will be haunted by spirits who will come to visit you. You must listen to them, or else." "Or else what?" I asked. "You'll find out," he replied mysteriously. "Oh, come on," I told Billy. "That's just crazy." It was. And to prove it, Billy let out another eerie cackling laugh that sent shivers down my spine. You know somebody's crazy when they let out an eerie cackling laugh for no reason. "You must believe me, A.J.," Billy said.

男孩。一个非常坏的孩子。”“等等，”我说。 “你大半夜的闯进我家，打扮得像个怪物，而我却一直是个坏孩子？”“没错，”比利回答。 “我做了什么？”我问。“我不会告诉你的，”比利回答。 “但你会被前来拜访你的鬼魂缠住。 你必须听他们的，否则。” “不然呢？”我问。“你会知道的。”他神秘地回答。 “哦，别这样，”我告诉比利。 “这太疯狂了。”这是。 为了证明这一点，比利又发出了一声诡异的咯咯笑，让我脊背发冷。 当一个人无缘无故地发出一声奇怪的咯咯笑时，你就知道他疯了。 “你必须相信我，a.j.，”比利说。

"The spirits are coming." "When?" I asked. "When will they be here?" "Very soon," he replied. "The first one will come... in the next chapter!" "That will be on the next page!" I shouted. Suddenly the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. Billy jumped out the window! He made another eerie cackling laugh on his way down. That was it. He was gone. I guess it was just a bad dream.

“幽灵来了。”“什么时候?”我问。 “他们什么时候到？”“很快，”他回答。 “第一个会来的…… 下一章！”“那将在下一页！”我叫道。 突然间，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 比利从窗户跳出去了！他下楼的时候又发出了一阵诡异的咯咯笑。 就是这样。他走了。我想那只是个噩梦。