10. The Truth about Pee Air

10 The Truth about Pee Air Bummer in the summer! Pee Air had beaten me fair and square at thumb wrestling. I thought I was gonna die. Everybody was hooting and hollering. My hand hurt. This was the worst thing to happen since National Poetry Month! I wanted to run away to Antarctica and go live with the penguins. "Nice try, dude," said Ryan, putting his arm around me. "You gave it your best

关于夏天尿尿的真相！皮·艾尔在拇指摔跤比赛中光明正大地打败了我。 我以为我要死了。 每个人都在大喊大叫。 我的手疼。这是自全国诗歌月以来最糟糕的事情！我想逃到南极洲，和企鹅一起生活。 “好样的，伙计，”瑞安说着，用胳膊搂住了我。 “你已经尽力了

shot." Michael gave me a thumbs-up, but then he must have realized that was a dumb thing to do, considering that I had just lost the thumb war. "Hey, we should take A.J. out to the I Scream Shop," Michael said. "Maybe that will make him feel better." Ice cream! All right! Michael should be in the gifted and talented program for coming up with that idea. We walked a million hundred miles to the I Scream Shop. And when we opened the door, you'll never believe who we saw in there. I'm not going to tell you. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. It was Pee Air! But you'll never believe who was with him. I'm not going to tell you.

射。”迈克尔朝我竖了个大拇指，但他一定意识到这样做很愚蠢，因为我刚刚输掉了大拇指大战。 “嘿，我们应该带A.J.去‘尖叫商店’，”迈克尔说。 “也许这会让他感觉好一点。” 冰淇淋!好吧!迈克尔能想出这个主意，应该属于天才项目。 我们走了百万里路来到“尖叫商店”。 当我们打开门的时候，你绝对不会相信我们看到了谁。 我不会告诉你的。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 是Pee Air！但你绝对不会相信和他在一起的是谁。 我不会告诉你的。

Okay, okay, I'll tell you. It was Alexia! And they were both sitting at the same table! They had skateboards with them. That must have been how they got to the I Scream Shop before we did. "Alexia!" I said. "What are you doing here with Pee Air?" "Eating ice cream," she said. "What does it look like I'm doing here?" "I invited Alexia... to join me to celebrate... my thumb war victory," said Pee Air. Wow! So Andrea wasn't Pee Air's special valentine after all! Maybe Alexia was Pee Air's special valentine. Or maybe Andrea was Pee Air's special valentine, but he was secretly going out for ice cream with Alexia behind Andrea's back. Or maybe Alexia was Pee Air's special valentine, but he was secretly

好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 是亚历克西娅！他们俩坐在同一张桌子旁！他们带着滑板。 他们一定是这样比我们先到“尖叫店”的。 “失读症!”我说。“你在Pee Air做什么？”“吃冰淇淋，”她说。 “你看我在这儿干什么？”“我邀请了亚历克西娅…… 和我一起庆祝…… 我的拇指战争胜利了。” 哇!所以安德里亚并不是Pee Air的特别情人！也许阿丽克西娅是Pee Air的特别情人。 也可能是安德里亚是皮·艾尔的特别情人，但他背着安德里亚偷偷和亚历克西娅出去吃冰淇淋。 又或者阿丽克西娅是皮·艾尔的特别情人，但他是秘密的

going out for ice cream with Andrea behind Alexia's back. Valentine's Day was complicated. And it was about to get even more complicated. Because you'll never believe who came into the I Scream Shop at that moment.

背着亚历克西娅和安德里亚出去吃冰淇淋 情人节很复杂。 事情变得更加复杂了。 因为你绝对不会相信那一刻谁走进了“尖叫店”。

I'm not going to tell you. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. It was Andrea and Emily! Andrea was holding the special valentine that Pee Air had given her. Andrea looked at Pee Air. Pee Air looked at Andrea. "Pee Air!" shouted Andrea. "Andrea!" shouted Pee Air. "What are you doing here with Alexia?" asked Andrea. "Yeah," said Emily. "What are you doing here with Alexia?" "They're eating ice cream," I said. "What does it look like they're doing?" "I... I... I..." Pee Air didn't know what to say, at least not in English. "Pee Air!" said Andrea. "You said I was your special valentine!" "Yeah," said Emily. "You said Andrea

我不会告诉你的。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 是安德里亚和艾米丽！安德里亚手里拿着皮埃航空送给她的特别情人节礼物。 Andrea看着Pee Air。皮·艾尔看着安德里亚。 “尿空气！”安德烈喊道。 “安德烈！”皮·艾尔喊道。 “你和亚历克西娅在这里干什么？”安德烈问。 “是的，”艾米丽说。“你和亚历克西娅在这里干什么？”“他们在吃冰淇淋，”我说。 “他们看起来在做什么？”“我…… 我…我…”皮·艾尔不知道该说什么，至少用英语说不出来。 “Pee Air!”安德烈说。“你说过我是你特别的情人！”“是的，”艾米丽说。 你说安德里亚

was your special valentine!" Andrea looked like she was going to cry. Pee Air looked like he wanted to be anywhere else in the world. He didn't know what to say. He didn't know what to do. He had to think fast. "In France, all the girls are special on Valentine's Day," he finally told Andrea.

是你特别的情人！”安德里亚看起来要哭了。 皮·艾尔看起来想去世界上任何一个地方。 他不知道该说什么。 他不知道该怎么办。 他必须快速思考。“在法国，所有的女孩在情人节都很特别，”他最后告诉安德里亚。