8. This Means War

8 This Means War When Pee Air came back to class with Mr. Klutz, he looked really mad. "Do you have anything to say to the girls in the class, Pee Air?" asked Mr. Klutz. "I am sorry," Pee Air said, looking at the floor. He sat down in his seat. He looked at me and made a mean face. "Maybe children are allowed to say those kinds of things in France," said Mr. Granite, "but we don't talk like that here. Do you

当皮·艾尔和克鲁茨先生回到教室时，他看起来很生气。 “Pee Air，你有什么话要对班上的女生说吗？”克鲁茨先生问。 “对不起。”皮·艾尔看着地板说。 他在座位上坐了下来。他看着我，做了个刻薄的表情。 “也许在法国，孩子们可以这么说，”格拉尼特先生说，“但在这里，我们不这么说。 你

understand?" "Oui," said Pee Air. Ha-ha! In Pee Air's face! I guess I showed him. Maybe everybody will stop treating him like he's so perfect. Mr. Klutz left. It was time for our Valentine's Day class party. My mom had given me little valentines to hand out to everybody in the class. So did all the other moms, so we all got lots of valentines. A few kids brought in cookies from home. Pee Air brought in a big box of French chocolate. All right! It was about time we got some chocolate! "Sweets for the sweet!" Pee Air said as he handed out his chocolates to everybody. "I hope there's no snot in there," I whispered to Ryan. Actually, Pee Air's French chocolate was awesome. It was way better than our

明白了吗?”“是啊，”皮Air说。 哈哈!在Pee Air的脸上！我想我给他看了。 也许每个人都不会再把他当成完美的人了。 克鲁茨先生走了。到了我们的情人节班级聚会的时间了。 我妈妈给了我一些小情人节礼物，让我分发给班上的每个人。 其他妈妈也是，所以我们都收到了很多情人节礼物。 几个孩子从家里带了饼干来。 Pee Air带来了一大盒法国巧克力。 好吧!是我们买巧克力的时候了！“糖果给甜蜜的人！”皮·艾尔一边说一边把巧克力分发给大家。 “我希望里面没有鼻涕。”我低声对瑞恩说。 实际上，Pee Air的法国巧克力棒极了。 比我们的好太多了

chocolate. This was the best Valentine's Day ever. I had humiliated Pee Air, and I got to eat his chocolate, too. But that's when the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. Pee Air stood up. Well, that's not the weird part, because Pee Air stands up all the time. The weird part was what happened next. "I would like to recite a poem... I wrote in English," he said. "It is for my special valentine." Everybody looked at Andrea. "Go ahead, Pee Air," said Mr. Granite. "We would love to hear your poem." So Pee Air started reading.... Your face is like the sun, shining there so bright. Your smile is like the sunrise

巧克力。这是我度过的最棒的情人节。 我羞辱了Pee Air，还吃了他的巧克力。 但就在那时，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 皮·艾尔站了起来。这还不是最奇怪的部分，因为Pee Air总是站着的。 最奇怪的是接下来发生的事情。 “我想背诵一首诗…… 我是用英语写的，”他说。 “这是送给我特别的情人的。” 大家都看着安德里亚。 “说吧，Pee Air，”格拉尼特先生说。 “我们很想听听你的诗。” 所以Pee Air开始阅读.... 你的脸就像太阳，那么灿烂。 你的微笑就像日出

at the end of night. Your eyes are like the ocean, where fishes swim and play. Your heart and mine are one, on this, our Valentine's Day. Pee Air sat down. Everybody started clapping. Andrea looked like she was going to cry tears of happiness. All the other girls were making goo-goo eyes at Pee Air. "That was beautiful, Pee Air," said Mr. Granite. "I'm sorry I yelled at you." Oh man! Everybody liked Pee Air again! It was like he never said all that stuff about snot and vomit and underwear and head lice. Bummer in the summer!

在夜晚结束的时候。你的眼睛就像大海，鱼儿在那里游来游去。 在这，我们的情人节，你的心和我的心是一体的。 Pee Air坐了下来。每个人都开始鼓掌。 安德里亚似乎要高兴得流下眼泪来了。 其他女孩都在Pee Air抛媚眼。 “太美了，Pee Air，”格拉尼特说。 “对不起，我冲你吼了。” 哦,男人!每个人都喜欢Pee Air ！就好像他从没说过那些鼻涕，呕吐物，内衣，头虱之类的话。 夏天的流浪者！

At the end of the Valentine's Day party, while everybody was cleaning up, Pee Air pulled me aside. "Teaching me those words was mean, A.J.," Pee Air said. Well, he was right about that. It was mean. I didn't like Pee Air, and I didn't like

情人节派对快结束时，大家都在打扫卫生，Pee Air把我拉到一边。 “教我这些词太刻薄了，aj，”皮·艾尔说。 嗯，他是对的。 这是卑鄙的。我不喜欢Pee Air，我也不喜欢

him eating ice cream with Andrea. "So is your face," I said to Pee Air. If you don't know what to say to somebody, just say "So is your face." That's the first rule of being a kid. "That is... as you say, the last straw!" said Pee Air.*

他和安德里亚一起吃冰淇淋 “你的脸也是，”我对Pee Air说。 如果你不知道该对某人说什么，就说“你的脸也是”。 这是当孩子的第一准则。 “这是……就像你说的，我忍无可忍了！