7. Pee Air Is Out of Control

7 Pee Air Is Out of Control When I got to school the next morning, there were red and pink flowers and hearts all over the hallways. Ugh, disgusting! I have bad news for you. A real heart doesn't look anything like those hearts they have on valentines. I saw a picture of a real heart once on TV. It was gross. Mr. Granite wasn't in class yet. All the girls were giggling around Andrea, who was telling them about her big ice cream date

第二天早上我到学校时，走廊上到处都是红色和粉红色的花和爱心。 啊,真恶心!我有坏消息要告诉你。 真正的心和情人节上的心完全不一样。 我曾经在电视上看到过一颗心的图片。 太恶心了。格拉尼特先生还没来上课。 所有的女孩都在安德里亚身边咯咯地笑，安德里亚正在告诉她们她的重要的冰淇淋约会

with Pee Air. "When we grow up," she said, "Pee Air and I will probably get married." "Eeeeeek!" all the girls screamed. "We're going to move to Paris and eat baguettes all day," said Andrea. Pee Air walked in the doorway. He was wearing one of those weird beret thingies that people in France wear on their heads all the time. Nobody knows why. The girls

与Pee Air合作。“等我们长大了，”她说，“我和皮埃可能会结婚。” “Eeeeeek!”所有的女孩尖叫起来。 “我们要搬到巴黎，整天吃法棍面包，”安德里亚说。 Pee Air走到门口。 他戴着一种奇怪的贝雷帽，法国人总是把它戴在头上。 没人知道为什么。女孩们

lined up to get their hands kissed by Pee Air. "Happy Valentine's Day, Pee Air!" said Andrea, holding her hand out. "Andrea, my special valentine," said Pee Air. "I would like to give you a box full of snot... for Valentine's Day." "What?!" Andrea said. "I want to share my snot with you," Pee Air said. "I have some very fine snot... that I brought from France." Andrea took a step backward. It looked like she was going to faint. "You brought snot from France?" she asked. "Yes, the best snot in the world... is French snot," said Pee Air.

排着队让Pee Air亲他们的手。 “情人节快乐，Pee Air!”安德烈伸出手说。 “安德里亚，我特别的情人。” “我想送你一盒鼻涕…… 情人节的礼物。”“什么? !”安德里亚说。 “我想和你分享我的鼻涕，”Pee Air说。 “我有一些非常好的鼻涕…… 我从法国带来的。” 安德烈向后退了一步。 看起来她要晕倒了。 “你从法国带鼻涕来了？”她问。 “是的，世界上最好的鼻涕虫…… 是法国人的鼻涕。”

"They sell snot in stores there?" she asked. "Oh yes, it is very expensive... and my family buys many boxes of snot. We store them in the... pantry."

“那里的商店卖鼻涕吗？”她问。 “哦，是的，它很贵…… 我的家人买了很多盒鼻涕。 我们把它们储存在…储藏室。”

Andrea sat down. She looked like she was going to be sick. Emily held out her hand for Pee Air to kiss. "Your eyes look like... giant toilets in the moonlight," said Pee Air as he kissed Emily's hand. "Your feet smell like... cabbages that have been left out in the sun too long. If I pick my nose... may I also pick yours? Your hair is so beautiful. Do you have head lice?" Emily started crying and went running out of the room. What a crybaby! That's when Mr. Granite arrived. "Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!" he said cheerfully. Pee Air went over to Alexia and took her hand. "Every snowflake is different... just like every piece of your dandruff. Your body odor

安德烈坐了下来。她看起来好像要生病了。 艾米丽伸出手让皮·艾尔吻。 “你的眼睛看起来像……月光下的巨型厕所。”皮·艾尔吻着艾米丽的手说。 “你的脚闻起来……在太阳下晒太久的卷心菜。 如果我挖鼻孔…我也可以挑你的吗？ 你的头发真漂亮。 你有头虱吗？”艾米丽哭了起来，跑出了房间。 真是个爱哭鬼！这时格拉尼特先生来了。 “大家情人节快乐！”他高兴地说。 皮·艾尔走到亚历克西娅跟前，握着她的手。 “每一片雪花都不一样…… 就像你的头皮屑一样。 你的体味

is so pungent. Do you have fleas? Cockroaches must be happy... to live in your underwear." "Pee Air!" said Mr. Granite. "What's gotten into you?" Pee Air went over to Annette and took her hand. "I apologize," he said. "May I taste your earwax? The perfume you are wearing... smells like elephant poop. Looking at your

太刺鼻了。你身上有跳蚤吗？ 蟑螂一定很高兴…… 穿着内衣生活。” “尿空气！”格拉尼特先生说。 “你怎么了？”皮·艾尔走到安妮特身边，握着她的手。 “我道歉，”他说。“我可以尝尝你的耳垢吗？” 你身上的香水…… 闻起来像大象的便便。 看着你的