5. Girls Are Weird

5 Girls Are Weird After lunch we went out to the playground for recess. Michael grabbed a football, and we started throwing it back and forth. "Hey, Pee Air!" yelled Ryan. "Wanna throw the football with us?" "Merci, but no," said Pee Air. "I don't know... how to play." "We can teach you," said Neil the nude kid.

5女孩很奇怪午饭后我们去操场休息。 迈克尔抓起一个足球，我们开始来回扔。 “嘿，Pee Air!” “想和我们一起扔足球吗？”“谢谢，但是不行。”皮·艾尔说。 “我不知道……怎么玩。” “我们可以教你，”裸体小孩尼尔说。

"Play with us, Pee Air!" begged Andrea. "Ooooh, yes!" begged all the girls. "Play with us! Pleeeeeeze?" Pee Air ran over to the girls. They were playing hopscotch and jacks and jump rope and other girly games we refuse to play. I kept looking over at the girls while we threw the football back and forth.

“和我们一起玩吧，Pee Air!”安德里亚恳求道。 “哦，是的！”所有的女孩哀求道。 “和我们一起玩吧！”Pleeeeeeze ?”皮·艾尔跑向女孩们。 他们在玩跳房子、杰克、跳绳和其他我们拒绝玩的女孩游戏。 当我们来回扔足球时，我一直在看那些女孩。

"You are so much fun, Pee Air!" Andrea shouted as she hopscotched. "The boys never want to play with us." After we got tired of throwing the football around, me and the guys sat down on the grass to watch the girls playing with Pee Air. "Look at that guy," I said. "He actually looks like he's having fun playing with the girls." "And they're all making goo-goo eyes at him," said Ryan. We watched Pee Air and Andrea go over to the swings together. That's when the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. Pee Air took off his jacket! Well, that's not the amazing part. I'm sure Pee Air takes off his jacket all the time. The amazing part was what he did with his jacket. There was a puddle of water in front of

“你真有趣，Pee Air!”安德烈边跳边喊。 “男孩们从来不想和我们一起玩。” 在我们玩腻了到处扔足球之后，我和男孩子们坐在草地上看女孩子们玩Pee Air。 “看那个家伙，”我说。 “实际上，他看起来和女孩们玩得很开心。” “他们都在向他抛媚眼，”瑞恩说。 我们看着Pee Air和Andrea一起去荡秋千。 就在那时，世界历史上最神奇的事情发生了。 Pee Air脱掉了他的外套！这还不是最神奇的地方。 我敢肯定Pee Air经常脱外套。 最神奇的是他对夹克的处理。 前面有一滩水

one of the swings. After Pee Air took off his jacket, he put it down on the ground over the puddle! Right in the water! Then he made a deep bow, and Andrea stepped on the jacket to get to the swing. WHAT?! Me and the guys couldn't believe our eyes! Andrea could have just walked around the puddle to get to the swing. But Pee Air ruined a perfectly good jacket so Andrea wouldn't have to walk a couple of feet. "Oh, Pee Air!" I heard Andrea say. "You are so gallant!" I'm not sure, but I guess "gallant" means a guy who throws his clothes into puddles of water.

其中一个秋千。皮·艾尔脱下夹克后，把它放在水坑上方的地上！就在水里！然后他深深地鞠了一躬，安德里亚踩在夹克上走向秋千。 什么? !我和其他人简直不敢相信自己的眼睛！安德里亚本可以绕着水坑走到秋千旁。 但是Pee Air毁了一件完美的夹克，这样Andrea就不用走几步路了。 “哦，尿空气！”我听到安德里亚说。 “你真勇敢！”我不确定，但我猜“gallant”的意思是把衣服扔进水坑里的人。

We all watched Andrea and Pee Air swing on the swings. They were talking to each other for a long time, but I couldn't hear what they were saying. BRING! BRING! BRING! Recess was over. We lined up to go back inside the school. All the girls ran over to Andrea. "You won't believe what happened!" Andrea told them. "Pee Air just told me I am his special valentine!" "Eeeeeek!" all the girls screamed. "Not only that," Andrea said, "but he asked me to go out for ice cream with him after school today!" "Eeeeeek!" "You are the luckiest girl in the whole world!" said Emily. "I wish Pee Air would invite me out for ice cream," said Alexia, who used to be cool

我们都看着安德里亚和皮·艾尔在荡秋千。 他们彼此交谈了很长时间，但我听不清他们在说什么。 把!把!把!休息结束了。 我们排着队回学校。 所有的女孩都跑向安德里亚。 “你不会相信发生了什么！”安德烈告诉他们。 “Pee Air刚刚告诉我，我是他的特别情人！”“Eeeeeek!”所有的女孩尖叫起来。 “不仅如此，”安德里亚说，“他还让我今天放学后和他一起出去吃冰淇淋！”“Eeeeeek !”“你是世界上最幸运的女孩！”艾米丽说。 “我希望Pee Air能请我出去吃冰淇淋，”曾经很酷的亚历克西亚说