5. Girls Are Weird

5 Girls Are Weird After lunch we went out to the playground for recess. Michael grabbed a football, and we started throwing it back and forth. "Hey, Pee Air!" yelled Ryan. "Wanna throw the football with us?" "Merci, but no," said Pee Air. "I don't know... how to play." "We can teach you," said Neil the nude kid.

"Play with us, Pee Air!" begged Andrea. "Ooooh, yes!" begged all the girls. "Play with us! Pleeeeeeze?" Pee Air ran over to the girls. They were playing hopscotch and jacks and jump rope and other girly games we refuse to play. I kept looking over at the girls while we threw the football back and forth.

"You are so much fun, Pee Air!" Andrea shouted as she hopscotched. "The boys never want to play with us." After we got tired of throwing the football around, me and the guys sat down on the grass to watch the girls playing with Pee Air. "Look at that guy," I said. "He actually looks like he's having fun playing with the girls." "And they're all making goo-goo eyes at him," said Ryan. We watched Pee Air and Andrea go over to the swings together. That's when the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. Pee Air took off his jacket! Well, that's not the amazing part. I'm sure Pee Air takes off his jacket all the time. The amazing part was what he did with his jacket. There was a puddle of water in front of

one of the swings. After Pee Air took off his jacket, he put it down on the ground over the puddle! Right in the water! Then he made a deep bow, and Andrea stepped on the jacket to get to the swing. WHAT?! Me and the guys couldn't believe our eyes! Andrea could have just walked around the puddle to get to the swing. But Pee Air ruined a perfectly good jacket so Andrea wouldn't have to walk a couple of feet. "Oh, Pee Air!" I heard Andrea say. "You are so gallant!" I'm not sure, but I guess "gallant" means a guy who throws his clothes into puddles of water.

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We all watched Andrea and Pee Air swing on the swings. They were talking to each other for a long time, but I couldn't hear what they were saying. BRING! BRING! BRING! Recess was over. We lined up to go back inside the school. All the girls ran over to Andrea. "You won't believe what happened!" Andrea told them. "Pee Air just told me I am his special valentine!" "Eeeeeek!" all the girls screamed. "Not only that," Andrea said, "but he asked me to go out for ice cream with him after school today!" "Eeeeeek!" "You are the luckiest girl in the whole world!" said Emily. "I wish Pee Air would invite me out for ice cream," said Alexia, who used to be cool