4. Lunch with Pee Air

4 Lunch with Pee Air We walked in single file to the vomitorium. It used to be called the cafetorium, but then some first grader threw up in there and it's been the vomitorium ever since. "Ooooh, sit next to me, Pee Air!" begged Andrea. "No, sit next to me!" begged Alexia. "Can I sit next to you, Pee Air?" begged Emily.

我们排成纵队向体育馆走去。 它以前叫cafetorium，但后来有个一年级的学生在里面吐了，从那以后就叫vomitorium了。 “噢，坐到我旁边来，Pee Air!”安德里亚恳求道。 “不，坐我旁边吧！”阿列克谢央求道。 “我能坐在你旁边吗，Pee Air?”艾米丽恳求道。

"I asked him first!" said Andrea. All the girls were fighting over who would get to sit next to Pee Air. That's good. They wouldn't be bothering us at our table for a change. "I will sit next to all of you... lovely ladies," said Pee Air. "Maybe you can... teach me some English." "And maybe you can teach us some French," said Andrea, giggling. The guys and I sat down at our table. The girls crowded around Pee Air at the next table. "I hope I get to visit Paris someday," said Andrea, who was all goo-goo eyes. "It's so romantic!" "Maybe I will... take you there someday, Andrea," said Pee Air. "Oooooooooooo!" went all the girls. Andrea was all giggly and red faced.

“我先问他的！”安德烈说。 所有的女孩都在争谁能坐在Pee Air旁边。 这很好。他们也不会来打扰我们吃饭了。 “我会坐在你们所有人旁边…… 可爱的女士们。” “也许你可以……教我一些英语。” “也许你可以教我们一些法语，”安德烈咯咯地笑着说。 我和伙计们坐在我们的桌子旁。 女孩们围在邻桌的Pee Air周围。 “我希望有一天能去巴黎旅游，”安德烈说，她的眼睛里满是暧昧。 “太浪漫了！”“也许我会…… 总有一天会带你去的，安德里亚。” “呜——呜——呜！”所有的女孩都叫了起来。 安德烈笑得满脸通红。

We took out our lunches. We all watched as Pee Air opened his backpack. I was sure he was going to pull out a bunch of frogs' legs and snails and French onion soup and other stinky, gross stuff they eat in France. "I have a baguette," Pee Air said. "What's that?" I asked. "A little bag?" But Pee Air pulled out this giant bread thing. It was like two feet long! I bet that thing is the longest bread in the history of the world. You could have a sword fight with that bread. "WOW," everybody said, which is "MOM" upside down. Pee Air also took out some more of his stinky cheese. He never runs out of that stuff. Pee Air broke off pieces of bread and cheese and handed them around to the girls. The guys and I ate our lunch without saying anything. We were trying to listen to

我们拿出午餐。我们都看着皮·艾尔打开他的背包。 我确信他会拿出一堆青蛙腿、蜗牛、法式洋葱汤和其他法国人吃的又臭又恶心的东西。 “我有一个法棍面包，”皮·艾尔说。 “那是什么?”我问。“一个小袋子？”但是Pee Air拿出了这个巨大的面包。 它有两英尺长！我打赌那是世界历史上最长的面包。 你可以用那面包来一场剑战。 “哇，”每个人都说，这是“妈妈”的颠倒。 Pee Air也拿出了更多的臭奶酪。 那东西他永远用不完。 皮埃尔掰下几片面包和奶酪，递给姑娘们。 我们几个人一言不发地吃着午饭。 我们试着去听

what they were saying at the next table. "Pee Air, what is this called in French?" Andrea asked as she held up a piece of cheese. "That is fromage," Pee Air replied. "'Fromage' is the French word for 'cheese.'" "How do you say 'napkin'?" Emily asked, holding up her napkin. "'Serviette,'" said Pee Air. "How do you say 'fish'?" asked Alexia.

隔壁桌的人在说什么。 “Pee Air，这个在法语里叫什么？”安德烈举起一块奶酪问道。 “那是奶酪，”皮·艾尔回答。 “‘Fromage’在法语中是‘奶酪’的意思。“‘napkin’这个词怎么说？”爱米丽举起餐巾问。 “‘塞尔维特’，”皮·艾尔说。 “‘鱼’这个词怎么说？”阿列克谢亚问。

"'Fish' is 'poisson,'" said Pee Air. "That sounds like 'poison'!" all the girls said, giggling uncontrollably. "Oh, Pee Air, you are simply adorable!" said Andrea. The girls were all laughing their heads off even though Pee Air didn't say anything funny. "I don't like Pee Air," I finally whispered to the guys. "Me neither," said Michael. "I think you're jealous of him, A.J.," whispered Neil the nude kid. "Me? Jealous?" I said. "I'm not jealous of him." Well, maybe I was a little jealous of Pee Air. He was really handsome and he had a cool French accent and the girls were giving him all the attention. "You're jealous that Andrea likes Pee

“‘鱼’就是‘泊松’，”皮·艾尔说。 “听起来像‘毒药’！”所有的女孩都忍不住咯咯地笑了起来。 “哦，Pee Air，你太可爱了！”Andrea说。 女孩们都笑得前俯后仰，尽管Pee Air并没有说什么好笑的话。 “我不喜欢Pee Air，”我终于小声对他们说。 “我也是。”迈克尔说。 “我觉得你是在嫉妒他，aj，”裸体小孩尼尔小声说。 “我?嫉妒吗?”我说。“我不嫉妒他。” 也许我是有点嫉妒Pee Air。 他真的很帅，他有一个很酷的法国口音，女孩们把所有的注意力都集中在他身上。 “你嫉妒Andrea喜欢Pee

Air," said Neil. "I am not!" I said. "I can't stand Andrea." "Ooooo!" Ryan said. "A.J. says he can't stand Andrea. They must be in LOVE!" "When are you and Andrea gonna get married?" asked Michael. If those guys weren't my best friends, I would hate them.

空气，”尼尔说。“我没有！”我说。 “我受不了安德烈。”“哎呀!”瑞恩说。 A.J.说他受不了安德里亚。 他们一定是相爱了！”“你和安德里亚什么时候结婚？”迈克尔问。 如果他们不是我最好的朋友，我会讨厌他们的。