10. Miss Janey Is Brainy!

10 Miss Janey Is Brainy! Arlo was flat on his back with his eyes closed. "Somebody get the camp doctor!" Miss Janey shouted. "Do you want me to give Arlo mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?" I asked. "I took a CPR class last year—" "I don't think that will be necessary, Andrea" she said.

珍妮小姐很聪明！阿乐躺在地上，眼睛闭着。 “谁去把营地医生叫来！”詹尼小姐喊道。 “你想让我给阿乐做人工呼吸吗？”我问。 “我去年参加了一个心肺复苏术课程——”“我认为没有必要，安德里亚，”她说。

In a few seconds Arlo's eyes fluttered open. We all picked him up off the floor. "Dude, you were totally out!" said Alexia. "You looked like you were dead, A.J.," said Ryan. "It was cool!"

几秒钟后，阿乐睁开了眼睛。 我们都把他从地上扶起来。 “老兄，你完全昏过去了！” “你看起来像死了一样，aj，”瑞恩说。 “太酷了！”

"I was having a dream," Arlo mumbled. "There were these penguins. They wanted me to come with them to Antarctica." "You'll be fine," said Miss Janey. "We need to get back to work. There are only a few days left before school starts, and we have so much to accomplish." "Let me get this straight," Arlo said. "This camp is sort of like... school?" "Exactly!" said Miss Janey. "You're going to have so much fun when we do the Math Olympics, and Vocabulary Volleyball, and Science Challenge, and Social Studies—" "You gotta be kidding me," Arlo said. "I told you," said Michael. "They should call this place Torture Camp." "Well, I think back-to-school camp is a great idea!" I said. "I love learning new things. And you can never be too prepared for school."

“我在做一个梦。”阿乐咕哝道。 “有这些企鹅。 他们想让我和他们一起去南极洲。” “你会没事的，”詹尼小姐说。 “我们需要回去工作。 还有几天就要开学了，我们还有很多事情要做。” “让我把话说清楚。”阿乐说。 “这个营地有点像…… 学校?”“完全正确！”詹尼小姐说。 “当我们进行数学奥林匹克、词汇排球、科学挑战和社会研究时，你会玩得很开心的——”“你一定是在开玩笑吧，”阿乐说。 “我告诉过你，”迈克尔说。 “他们应该把这个地方叫做酷刑营。” “嗯，我觉得返校夏令营是个好主意！”我说。 “我喜欢学习新事物。 对学校的准备再充分也不为过。”

"I agree," said Emily. "That's the spirit!" said Miss Janey. "Let's get to work!" For the rest of the morning, Miss Janey gave us reading drills and spelling drills and math drills and history drills and just about every other kind of drill you could think up. It was fun! She knows so much about every subject in the world. Miss Janey is brainy! The next day at camp was Crazy Clothes Day, where everybody had to dress up in silly clothes. I wore a pink baseball cap that had a little propeller on the top. We spent a lot of time doing math drills. The day after that was Purple Day, where everybody had to wear something purple. I wore a purple scarf, and we spent the whole day learning about geography and volcanoes and neat things like that.

“我同意，”爱米丽说。“这就是精神！”詹尼小姐说。 “我们开始工作吧！”在上午剩下的时间里，詹尼老师给我们做了阅读练习、拼写练习、数学练习、历史练习以及几乎所有你能想到的练习。 很有趣！她对世界上的每一门学科都很了解。 珍妮小姐很聪明！第二天是疯狂服装日，每个人都要穿上愚蠢的衣服。 我戴了一顶粉红色的棒球帽，上面有一个小螺旋桨。 我们花了很多时间做数学练习。 之后的一天是紫色日，每个人都要穿紫色的衣服。 我围着一条紫色的围巾，我们花了一整天的时间学习地理、火山和诸如此类的知识。

I was sad that the next day was going to be the last day of camp. I had learned a lot of things that would help me get good grades in school and go to Harvard and get a good job someday. "Tomorrow is Opposite Day," Miss Janey told us before our parents came to pick us up. "So be sure to think backward and do everything opposite tomorrow." The next day everybody had on backward baseball caps, and they were

我很难过，因为第二天将是夏令营的最后一天。 我学到了很多东西，这些东西将帮助我在学校取得好成绩，进入哈佛大学，有朝一日找到一份好工作。 在父母来接我们之前，詹尼小姐对我们说：“明天是反日。” “所以一定要向后思考，明天做相反的事情。” 第二天，每个人都戴上了反着的棒球帽

walking backward and wearing their clothes inside out and stuff like that. We learned lots of new things from Miss Janey. When I grow up, I hope I will be as smart as she is. At lunch the other kids were complaining, as always. "I can't wait until the end of the day," Arlo said. "This place is horrible." "We work hard all year long," said Alexia. "I thought summer was our time to have fun." "We should bust out of this joint," said Michael. "We should get some spoons and use them to dig a tunnel to freedom. Then we could make a break for it. I saw that in a movie once." "Digging a tunnel would probably take all year," said Ryan. "Camp is over in a few hours." "What if we used serving spoons?" asked

倒着走，把衣服穿反了之类的。 我们从詹尼小姐那里学到了很多新东西。 当我长大了，我希望我能像她一样聪明。 午饭时，其他孩子又像往常一样抱怨起来。 “我等不及今天结束了。”阿乐说。 “这地方太可怕了。”“我们一整年都在努力工作，”亚历克西娅说。 “我以为夏天是我们玩乐的时候。” “我们应该冲出这个地方，”迈克尔说。 “我们应该找一些勺子，用它们挖一条通往自由的隧道。 然后我们就可以逃跑了。 我曾经在一部电影里看到过。” “挖一条隧道可能要花一整年的时间，”瑞恩说。 “再过几个小时夏令营就结束了。” “如果我们用餐勺呢？