8. Plenty of Cray-Z to Go Around

8 Plenty of Cray-Z to Go Around The famous Cray-Z was standing right next to me, live and in person! "I can't take it anymore!" Cray-Z moaned. "They're gonna tear me apart! I need somewhere to hide!" I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. So I did the first thing that came to my mind. I took off my pants. "Quick!" I said to Cray-Z. "Let's switch clothes! They'll never know the difference!" "Good idea!" Cray-Z said, taking off his pants.

著名的克雷- z就站在我旁边，现场直播，而且是真人！“我再也受不了了！”Cray-Z抱怨道。 “他们会把我撕碎的！”我需要找个地方躲起来！”我不知道该说什么。 我不知道该怎么办。我必须快速思考。 所以我做了我想到的第一件事。 我脱下了裤子。“快!”我对克雷- z说。 “我们换衣服吧！”他们永远不会知道其中的区别！”“好主意!”克雷兹脱下裤子说。

I tore off my itchy Christmas sweater and gave it to Cray-Z. He tore off his clothes and gave them to me. I put on his clothes and he put on mine. I looked pretty sharp with his hat and sunglasses. It was hilarious. "Do I look like you?" I asked him. "Yeah," he said. "Do I look like you?" "Yeah," I said. "You chill in here for a while. I'll take care of your fans for you." I pulled the hat down low over my face, strolled out of the men's room, and gave a big wave to the girls. They started screaming and pulling out cameras to take my picture.

我把我那件很痒的圣诞毛衣撕了下来，送给了克雷- z。 他脱下衣服给了我。 我穿上他的衣服，他穿上我的。 我戴着他的帽子和太阳镜看起来很帅。 太搞笑了。“我长得像你吗？”我问他。 “是的，”他说。“我长得像你吗？”“是的，”我说。 “你在这里冷静一会儿。 我会帮你照顾好你的粉丝的。” 我把帽子拉低遮住脸，走出男厕所，向女孩们挥了挥手。 他们开始尖叫，拿出相机给我拍照。

"Look, it's him! It's Cray-Z!" "I love you!" "Can I have your autograph?" Those girls were totally buying it! They really thought I was Cray-Z! "Sure you can have my autograph," I said. The girls started sticking pens and paper in my face. I wrote CRAY-Z as fast as my hand could move. "One at a time, girls," I said cheerfully. "One at a time. There's plenty of Cray-Z to go around." "EEEEEEK! I touched him!" a little girl screamed. "I'll never wash this hand again!" After they got my autograph, girls were fainting, crying, and freaking out all over the place. They didn't know that I was just a regular kid. They had no idea that the real Cray-Z was hiding in the bathroom.

“看，是他！”是Cray-Z !”“我爱你！”“能给我签个名吗？”那些女孩完全相信了！他们真的以为我是克雷- z ！“你当然可以要我的签名，”我说。 女孩们开始往我脸上粘笔和纸。 我以最快的速度写下了《疯狂z》。 “一个一个来，姑娘们，”我高兴地说。 “一次一个。有很多Cray-Z可供选择。” “EEEEEEK !我碰了他！”一个小女孩尖叫道。 “我再也不洗手了！”拿到我的签名后，女孩们都晕了，哭了，到处都吓坏了。 他们不知道我只是个普通的孩子。 他们不知道真正的克雷- z藏在浴室里。

It was cool to be a famous celebrity. This was the greatest day of my life! But you'll never believe who rolled over on his Segway at that moment. It was Officer Spence, the mall security guard! Uh-oh. The jig was up. I figured I was in big trouble. "I'm sorry, Mr. Z," said Officer Spence, "but it's time." "Time for what?" I asked.

成为名人是件很酷的事。 这是我一生中最棒的一天！但你绝对不会相信那一刻是谁骑着他的赛格威翻滚过来的。 是商场保安斯宾塞警官！哦。 一切都完了。我觉得我有大麻烦了。 “对不起，Z先生，”斯宾塞警官说，“但时间到了。” “什么时间？”我问。

"Time for you to sing." "Huh? What? M-me?" I stammered. "Nobody told me—" "Hurry up!" Officer Spence said. "They're all waiting for you." "Who all? Huh? Where?" Officer Spence grabbed my hand and pulled me up on his Segway. We rolled over to a stage that had been set up near the center of the mall. There were four

“你该唱歌了。”“嗯? 怎么啦？小小的我?”我结结巴巴地说。“没人告诉我——”“快点！”斯宾塞警官说。 “他们都在等你。” “谁?嗯?在哪里?”斯宾塞警官抓住我的手，把我拉上他的赛格威。 我们滚到商场中心附近搭建的舞台上。 有四个

musicians on the stage wearing Santa hats. "Get up there!" yelled Officer Spence. I climbed up on the stage. "Yo, Z," said the guitar player. "You the man." The girls started screaming. I looked out at the sea of faces. Some of these fans were younger than me. Some of them were older than me. A few of them looked like my grandma! That was weird. I gave a little wave, and they all started freaking out like they never saw a guy wave before. A guy in a jacket and tie climbed onto the stage and picked up the microphone. "Okay, boys and girls," he said. "This is the moment you've all been waiting for. Here's the latest pop sensation to sing 'The Christmas Klepto,' his new hit song... Craaaaaaaaaaay-Zeeeee!" The girls screamed even louder. The

舞台上的音乐家戴着圣诞老人的帽子。 “上去！”斯宾塞警官喊道。 我爬上了舞台。 “嘿，Z，”吉他手说。 “你就是那个男人。”女孩们开始尖叫。 我望着外面一片人山人海。 有些粉丝比我还年轻。 他们中有些人比我还大。 有几个长得像我奶奶！这很奇怪。 我轻轻挥了挥手，他们都吓了一跳就像从没见过男人挥手一样。 一个穿夹克打领带的人爬上舞台，拿起麦克风。 “好了，孩子们，”他说。 “这是你们一直在等待的时刻。 这位最新的流行歌手演唱了他的新歌《the Christmas Klepto》。 Craaaaaaaaaaay-Zeeeee !”女孩们尖叫得更大声了。 的