5 Rest Hour Is Boring

5 Rest Hour Is Boring Before we could leave the mess hall, the counselors made us scrape off our plates and put them on a long conveyor belt that went into the kitchen. Candyman told me there are a bunch of Oompa-Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate

休息时间很无聊在我们离开食堂之前，辅导员让我们刮掉盘子，把它们放在一条长长的传送带上，传送带进入厨房。 糖果人告诉我有一群《查理和巧克力》里的奥柏伦柏人

Factory back there who wash the dishes, but I'm not sure if he just made that up. "Follow me, Owls!" said Uncle Ray. We went back to our bunk and I opened my care package. And you'll never believe what was inside it. Candy! Yay! I have the best parents in the world. Too bad my stomach was upset from drinking Ryan's gross drink in the mess hall. I love candy, but just the thought of it now made me want to throw up. Uncle Ray said the candy would attract bugs, and I had to eat it right away or get rid of it. So I gave all the candy to my bunkmates. It wasn't fair! I had to drink that horrible drink and kiss a dead moose head, but I couldn't eat my own candy.* Bummer in the summer! Uncle Ray said it was rest hour. We had to stay on our beds the whole time. Yeah, like we were babies. "I'm not tired," I told him. "Too bad," he replied. Then he lay down on his bed and fell asleep. Rest hour is boring. There was nothing to do. Michael was playing solitaire. Ryan was eating

洗碗的工人，但我不确定这是不是他编的。 “跟我来，猫头鹰们！”雷叔叔说。 我们回到我们的铺位，我打开我的包裹。 你绝对不会相信里面是什么。 糖果!耶!我有世界上最好的父母。 可惜我的胃因为在食堂喝了瑞恩的恶心饮料而不舒服。 我喜欢吃糖果，但现在一想到它我就想吐。 雷叔叔说糖果会招来虫子，我必须马上吃掉它，否则就把它扔掉。 所以我把所有的糖果都给了我的室友。 这不公平！我不得不喝下那可怕的饮料，亲吻死驼鹿的头，但我不能吃自己的糖。*夏天的流浪者！雷叔叔说现在是休息时间。 我们不得不一直躺在床上。 是啊，就像我们是婴儿一样。 “我不累，”我告诉他。 “太糟糕了，”他回答。然后他躺在床上睡着了。 休息时间很无聊。没有什么可做的。 迈克尔在玩纸牌。 瑞安在吃东西

my candy. Neil was reading a book. Candyman found a little hole in the floorboard under his bed, and he was trying to dig a tunnel with a spoon. I started writing a letter... Dear Mom and Dad, This place is horrible. I have 39 mosquito bites. I mean 40. I just got another one. Ryan played connect the dots on my back, and it made a picture that looks like the Big Dipper. I had to drink a horrible drink with ketchup and mustard in it. Then I had to kiss a dead moose. And that's just the first day! I want to come home! Can you pick me up ASAP? If I have to spend another hour here, I'm— I didn't have the chance to finish my letter because the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened. "EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!" It was Neil, screaming. "What's the matter?" Ryan asked. "There's a daddy longlegs on my bed!" Neil shouted.

我的糖果。尼尔正在看书。 糖果男在床底下的地板上发现了一个小洞，他正试图用勺子挖一条隧道。 我开始写信…… 亲爱的爸爸妈妈，这地方太可怕了。 我被蚊子叮了39下。我是说40。 我刚得到另一个。瑞恩把我背上的点连起来，画出了一幅像北斗七星的画。 我不得不喝了一杯加了番茄酱和芥末的糟糕饮料。 然后我不得不亲吻一只死驼鹿。 这还只是第一天！我想回家！你能尽快来接我吗？ 如果我还要在这里多待一个小时，我就没机会写完这封信了因为世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 “EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK !”是尼尔在尖叫。 “怎么啦？”瑞恩问道。 “我床上有个长腿爸爸！”尼尔喊道。

Gross! Spiders are yucky. I'm glad it wasn't on my bed. Uncle Ray jumped up off his bed when he heard Neil scream. "What's going on?" he asked. "There's a daddy longlegs on my bed," said Neil. "I'm afraid." Uncle Ray just laughed. "Spiders are nothing to be afraid of," he told Neil. "They're part of nature. Tell you what. Let's give the spider a name. If we name any spiders we find in our bunk, it will make them less scary." Hmmmm. I had to admit it. That was pretty smart. "Let's call this one Henry," said Uncle Ray, flicking the spider off Neil's bed. "See, now he's not so scary." Neil calmed down. I went back to writing my letter home. I was almost finished when I felt a funny feeling on the back of my neck. I thought it was another mosquito bite. "Dude," said Ryan, "I think Henry is on you." "He's crawling up your head!" Michael shouted.

恶心!蜘蛛很讨厌。还好它没在我床上。 听到尼尔的尖叫，雷叔叔从床上跳了起来。 “发生了什么事？”他问。 “我床上有个长腿爸爸，”尼尔说。 “我害怕。”雷叔叔只是笑了。 “蜘蛛没什么可怕的，”他告诉尼尔。 “它们是大自然的一部分。告诉你吧。 让我们给蜘蛛起个名字。 如果我们给在床上发现的蜘蛛起个名字，它们就不会那么可怕了。” 嗯。我不得不承认。这很聪明。 “我们就叫它亨利吧，”雷叔叔说着，把蜘蛛从尼尔的床上拍了下来。 “看，现在他不那么可怕了。” 尼尔平静了下来。我继续写回家的信。 就在我快完成的时候，我感到脖子后面有一种奇怪的感觉。 我以为又被蚊子咬了。 “老兄，”瑞恩说，“我觉得亨利在追你。” “他在你头上爬！”迈克尔喊道。

"EEEEEEEEEK!" I screamed. "Kill him!" everybody was shouting. "Kill him!" So I whacked Henry with a sneaker. And that was the end of Henry.

“EEEEEEEEEK !”我尖叫起来。“杀了他！” “杀了他!”所以我用球鞋砸了亨利。 这就是亨利的结局。