1 Noooooooooooo!

There's a Skunk in My Bunk!

我的床上有一只臭鼬！

1 Noooooooooooo! My name is A.J., and I know what you're thinking. You're thinking about cars with toilets. I know because that's what I'm thinking about. Why don't they put toilets in cars? If they put a toilet in every car, you wouldn't have to drive

1 Noooooooooooo !我叫aj，我知道你在想什么。 你想的是带厕所的汽车。 我知道，因为我就是这么想的。 他们为什么不在车里装厕所？ 如果他们在每辆车上都装上厕所，你就不用开车了

around searching for a bathroom every time you need to go. That's a genius idea! No wonder I'm in the gifted and talented program. My point is, it was Friday, and it was the last day of school. Or as I call it, THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! I couldn't stop smiling as I cleaned out my desk and got ready for the dismissal bell. Brrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg! "YAY!" That's also "YAY" backward. My friends Ryan and Michael and I started singing that old song "School's... out... for... summer!" YouTube it. But as soon as I got home, my parents dropped the hammer on me. "We have great news, A.J.," they said. Uh-oh. Any time your parents say they have great news, you know something horrible is about to happen. That's the first rule of grown-ups. "You're having a baby?" I asked. My parents laughed even though I didn't say anything funny.

每次你想去厕所的时候都要到处找。 真是个天才的主意！难怪我在天才项目里。 我想说的是，那天是周五，是学校的最后一天。 或者用我的话说，这是世界历史上最伟大的一天！当我清理桌子，准备下课铃声时，我忍不住笑了。 Brrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg !“耶!”这也是“耶”的倒退。 我的朋友瑞安、迈克尔和我开始唱那首老歌“学校……” 出……为…夏天!”YouTube。 但我一到家，父母就狠狠地训斥了我一顿。 “我们有个好消息，aj，”他们说。 哦。每当你的父母说他们有好消息时，你就知道可怕的事情要发生了。 这是大人的第一准则。 “你要生孩子了？”我问。 尽管我没说什么好笑的话，我父母还是笑了。

"No," said my dad. "This summer, we're sending you to sleepaway camp." What?! Noooooooooooo! Back in ancient times when dinosaurs roamed the earth, both of my parents went to sleepaway camp. They're always talking about how much they loved going to camp during the summer.

“不，”爸爸说。“今年夏天，我们要送你去露营。” 什么? !Noooooooooooo !在恐龙漫游地球的远古时代，我的父母都去露营过夜。 他们总是谈论他们有多喜欢在夏天去露营。

Mom: Remember making s'mores around the campfire, honey? Dad: And hiking in the woods! Mom: And swimming! And playing sports! Dad: The great outdoors! Mom: And making friendships that last a lifetime! Dad: And learning survival skills. Such great memories! Mom: And these days they probably have pickleball! "Summer camp was where we first met and fell in love," said my dad. "Remember, dear?" "Of course I do!" Then they started smooching and getting all lovey-dovey. Gross. Smooching should be illegal. "I don't want to go to sleepaway camp," I insisted. "Well," my dad said, "what do you want to do over summer vacation?" "I want to play video games and watch TV," I replied. "You do that every day, A.J.," said my mom. "You spend way too much time staring at screens as it is. You need to be outside, in the fresh air."

妈妈：还记得围着营火做果子饼吗，亲爱的？ 爸爸：还有在树林里远足！妈妈：还有游泳！还有运动！爸爸：伟大的户外！妈妈：还能交到一辈子的友谊！爸爸：还有学习生存技能。 多么美好的回忆！妈妈：这些天他们可能有匹克球！“夏令营是我们第一次相遇并坠入爱河的地方，”爸爸说。 “记住,亲爱的?”“我当然知道！”然后他们开始接吻，卿卿我我。 恶心。接吻应该是违法的。 “我不想去露营，”我坚持说。 “嗯，”爸爸说，“暑假你想做什么？”“我想玩电子游戏和看电视，”我回答。 “你每天都这样，aj，”我妈妈说。 “你花了太多时间盯着屏幕。 你需要到外面去，呼吸新鲜空气。”