9 Every Week Is Crazy Week

Chapter 9 Every Week Is Crazy Week I thought that would be the end of Crazy Week. But something even crazier happened the next Monday. We were at recess swinging on the swings when you'll never guess in a million hundred years who showed up on the playground. No, it wasn't Mrs. Lizzy. I told you that you wouldn't be able to guess. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you. Just for that, I'm not gonna tell you who it was. Okay, okay, I'll tell you. It was Pootie the goat! There we were, minding our own business, when out of nowhere Pootie

第九章每周都是疯狂的一周我原以为疯狂的一周就要结束了。 但接下来的周一发生了更疯狂的事情。 我们在课间荡秋千，你永远也猜不到谁出现在操场上。 不，不是丽萃太太。我告诉过你，你猜不出来。 所以不，不，不，不。 就因为这个，我不会告诉你是谁。 好吧，好吧，我告诉你。 是山羊Pootie ！我们就在那儿，忙着自己的事，突然不知从哪儿冒出来普蒂

wandered over! It was the most amazing thing in the history of the world! "Naaaaaaayyyyy," said Pootie the goat. "What's that goat doing here?" asked Ryan. "She must have escaped from Rent-A-Goat," I said. Pootie the goat was making weird noises.

在结束了!这是世界历史上最令人惊奇的事情！“啊——啊——啊——”山羊Pootie说。 “那只山羊在这里做什么？”瑞恩问。 “她一定是从羊租店逃出来的，”我说。 山羊Pootie发出奇怪的声音。

"I think something's wrong with Pootie," Andrea said. "Maybe she's sick," said Emily. "Maybe she just needs to be milked," said Neil the nude kid. "Well, I'm not milking her," Andrea said. "I'm not milking her," said Ryan. "I'm not milking her," said Michael. Nobody wanted to milk Pootie the goat. "I say Arlo should milk her," said Andrea. "Why?" I asked. "I milked her last time." "That's exactly why you should milk her this time, Arlo," Andrea said. "You know how to milk a goat. We don't know what to do." "Milk the goat! Milk the goat!" everybody started chanting. I was faced with the hardest decision of my life. If I milked Pootie, everybody would

“我觉得Pootie有点不对劲，”Andrea说。 “也许她病了，”艾米丽说。 “也许她只是需要挤奶，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “好吧，我没有挤她的奶，”安德里亚说。 “我没有挤她的奶，”瑞恩说。 “我没有挤她的奶，”迈克尔说。 没人想给山羊Pootie挤奶。 “我说阿乐应该给她挤奶，”安德烈说。 “为什么?”我问。“我上次给她挤奶了。” “这正是你这次应该给她挤奶的原因，阿乐，”安德烈说。 “你知道怎么给山羊挤奶。 我们不知道该怎么办。” “给山羊挤奶！”给山羊挤奶！”每个人都开始高喊。 我面临着一生中最艰难的决定。 如果我给Pootie挤奶，每个人都会这么做

make fun of me for sure. And if I didn't milk Pootie, well, I was afraid that she might explode and there would be milky pieces of goat all over the place. I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. I was concentrating so hard that my brain hurt. Finally, I decided that I would rather be made fun of than be covered by milky pieces of exploded goat. So I got down on my knees and did what Mrs. Lizzy told me to do. I thought I was gonna die. But Pootie calmed down as soon as I started milking her. "Naaaaaaayyyyy," said Pootie. "You're good at that, A.J.," said Neil. "When you grow up, you should milk goats for a living." "Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. is milking

一定要取笑我。如果我不给Pootie挤奶，我担心她会爆炸，然后到处都是羊奶。 我不知道该说什么。 我不知道该怎么办。我必须快速思考。 我太专注了，以至于大脑受伤了。 最后，我决定，我宁愿被取笑，也不愿被乳白色的山羊爆炸碎片覆盖。 于是我双膝跪地，按照丽兹太太的吩咐去做。 我以为我要死了。 但我一开始给Pootie挤奶，她就平静下来了。 “不——不——不——”Pootie说。 “你很擅长这个，aj，”尼尔说。 “等你长大了，你应该以挤山羊为生。” “嗡嗡!”瑞恩说。“A.J. 是挤奶

Pootie the goat. They must be in love!" "Hey A.J., when are you and Pootie gonna get married?" asked Michael. If those guys weren't my best friends, I would hate them. Well, that's pretty much what happened during Crazy Week at Ella Mentry School. I'm gonna miss Mrs. Lizzy. She may have been crazy, but she was cool. None of our

Pootie山羊。他们一定是相爱了！”“嘿，aj，你和Pootie打算什么时候结婚？”Michael问。 如果他们不是我最好的朋友，我会讨厌他们的。 这就是艾拉门特里学校疯狂周期间发生的事情。 我会想念莉兹太太的。 她可能有点疯狂，但她很酷。 我们的

real teachers ever showed us how to do cool stuff like yodel or do fart noises with our armpits. And she made great balloon animals. My mom really liked her Mother's Day present. Mrs. Lizzy was right about one thing. You never know when you might have to milk a goat. Maybe the Board of Education will cancel the Recess Enrichment Program and just let us have fun again. Maybe we'll have another lockdown. Maybe Mrs. Lizzy will cut her hair and get earmuffs. Maybe Officer Spence will stop saying the word "duty." Maybe a zombie cannibal psycho who eats kids for breakfast will escape from the loony bin. Maybe Emily's mom will use a plate instead of eating breakfast in her pajamas. Maybe they'll let Mrs. Lizzy out of the loony bin so she can finish telling us about worm

真正的老师曾经教过我们如何做一些很酷的事情，比如用腋窝模仿约德尔或放屁的声音。 她还做了很棒的气球动物。 我妈妈非常喜欢她的母亲节礼物。 丽萃太太说对了一件事。 你永远不知道什么时候要给山羊挤奶。 也许教育委员会会取消课间充实计划，让我们再玩一次。 也许我们会再次封锁 也许丽兹太太会剪掉头发，戴上耳套。 也许斯宾塞警官不会再提“职责”了 也许一个吃小孩当早餐的僵尸食人狂会从疯人院逃出来。 也许艾米丽的妈妈会用盘子而不是穿着睡衣吃早餐。 也许他们会把丽兹太太从疯人院放出来好让她把虫子的事讲完