8 Crazy-Everything Day

Chapter 8 Crazy-Everything Day Friday was Crazy-Everything Day. I wore a bucket on my head and bounced to school on a pogo stick. Ryan wrapped himself in toilet paper. Michael attached bike horns all over his clothes and beeped them when he moved. Neil wore flip-flops and a hockey mask, and he carried a flyswatter in one hand and a banana in the other. This had to be the craziest day in the history of the world! Mr. Granite spent the whole morning trying to teach us stuff, but it was useless. Nobody could pay attention. Finally it was lunchtime and we got to go to the vomitorium. The guys and me sat at one table, and

第八章疯狂日星期五是疯狂日。 我头上顶着水桶，踩着弹簧高跷蹦蹦跳跳地去上学。 赖安把自己裹在卫生纸里。 迈克尔在他的衣服上贴满了自行车喇叭，移动时就会发出嘟嘟声。 尼尔穿着人字拖，戴着曲棍球面具，一只手拿着苍蝇拍，另一只手拿着香蕉。 这一定是世界历史上最疯狂的一天！格拉尼特先生花了一上午的时间想教我们一些东西，但毫无用处。 没人会注意。 终于到了午餐时间，我们要去体育馆了。 我们俩坐在一张桌子旁，然后

Andrea and her girly friends sat at the next one. We tried making armpit farts to get rid of them, but they wouldn't leave. Michael was eating a Lunchable. Ryan

安德里亚和她的女朋友们坐在下一个座位上。 我们试过用腋窝屁来赶走它们，但它们就是不走。 迈克尔正在吃便当。 瑞安

had soup in a thermos. I was eating a jelly and peanut butter sandwich. I used to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but my mom said I couldn't have the same lunch every single day, so I told her to make me a jelly and peanut butter sandwich instead.* "I wonder what Mrs. Lizzy is gonna teach us today," Michael said. "Something weird, that's for sure," said Ryan. "That lady has way too much time on her hands," said Neil the nude kid. "Maybe Mrs. Lizzy isn't our recess enrichment teacher at all," I told the guys. "Did you ever think of that?" "What do you mean, A.J.?" asked Michael. "Well, maybe she kidnapped our real recess enrichment teacher and has her tied up in a secret room in the basement of the

用保温瓶喝汤。我在吃果冻花生酱三明治。 我过去常吃花生酱和果冻三明治，但我妈妈说我不能每天都吃同样的午餐，所以我告诉她给我做一个果冻和花生酱三明治。“我不知道丽兹太太今天要教我们什么，”迈克尔说。 “很奇怪，这是肯定的，”瑞恩说。 “那位女士有太多的时间，”裸体小孩尼尔说。 “也许丽兹夫人根本就不是我们的课间充实老师，”我对同学们说。 “你想过吗？”“你是什么意思，A.J.?”迈克尔问。 "也许她绑架了我们真正的课间充实课老师把她绑在地下室的一个密室里

school. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know." "You say that about everybody, Arlo," said Andrea at the next table. "I do not." "Do too." We went back and forth like that for a while. But nobody wanted to hang around the vomitorium. We rushed through our lunch so we could see Mrs. Lizzy on the playground. She looked crazier than ever! She had a spaghetti strainer on her head and a Ping-Pong paddle hanging from her neck, and she was carrying a big box.

学校。你知道，这样的事情经常发生。” “你对谁都这么说，阿乐。”邻桌的安德烈说。 “我不知道。”“也是。”我们这样来来回回聊了一会儿。 但没人想在体育馆闲逛。 我们匆匆吃完午饭，以便能在操场上见到丽兹太太。 她看起来比以前更疯狂了！她头上顶着一个意大利面过滤器，脖子上挂着一个乒乓球拍，还拎着一个大箱子。

"Hi Mrs. Lizzy!" we all yelled. "What's in the box?" "Worms!" Mrs. Lizzy exclaimed as she opened the box to show us. "Worms?!" we all yelled.

“嗨，丽萃太太！” “盒子里装的是什么？”“虫子!”丽萃太太一边打开盒子给我们看，一边叫道。 “虫子？！”

"Ew, disgusting!" said Emily. "Are we going fishing today?" asked Andrea. "No, we're going worm composting!" Mrs. Lizzy said. Even Andrea didn't know what that meant. But Mrs. Lizzy told us that you can use worms to turn food scraps into this stuff called compost that can be added to soil to grow plants, flowers, fruits, and vegetables. "The worms eat your leftovers and turn it into worm poop," Mrs. Lizzy explained. "It helps things grow." "Ew, disgusting!" we all said. "We're supposed to put worm poop on our vegetables and then eat them?" Ryan asked. Ryan will eat anything. One time he ate a piece of the cushion on the school bus. But I don't think he would eat something that was grown in worm poop.

“呃，恶心！”爱米丽说。 “我们今天去钓鱼吗？”安德里亚问。 “不，我们要用蚯蚓堆肥！”丽萃太太说。 连安德莉亚都不知道那是什么意思。 但是丽兹夫人告诉我们，你可以用蠕虫把食物残渣变成一种叫做堆肥的东西，这种东西可以添加到土壤中种植植物、鲜花、水果和蔬菜。 “虫子会吃掉你的剩饭剩菜，然后把它们变成虫子的粪便，”利兹太太解释说。 “这有助于事情的发展。”“呃，恶心！”我们都说。 “我们应该把虫子的粪便放在蔬菜上，然后吃掉它们吗？”瑞恩问道。 瑞安什么都吃。有一次他在校车上吃了一块垫子。 但我觉得他不会吃蠕虫粪便里长出来的东西。