3 Crazy-Hair Day

Chapter 3 Crazy-Hair Day Monday was Crazy-Hair Day. My mom put this stinky gel stuff on my hair and combed it all toward the middle to make a fake mohawk. She called it a "fohawk." It was cool. Michael sprayed green dye in his hair. Neil the nude kid had on a baldy wig. He looked just like Mr. Klutz! Ryan put some orange stuff in his hair but left thin, dark lines in it so his head looked like a basketball. Andrea and Emily put colored ribbons and bows all over their hair. Even Mr. Granite had crazy hair. He showed up with purple dreadlocks. It was hilarious. You should have been there!

星期一是疯狂发型日。 我妈在我头发上涂了这种发胶然后从中间梳了个假的莫霍克发型。 她称之为“fohawk”。很酷。 迈克尔在头发上喷了些绿色染料。 裸体小孩尼尔戴着一顶秃顶假发。 他看起来就像克鲁茨先生！瑞安在头发上涂了一些橙色的东西，但在头发上留下了细而暗的线条，所以他的头看起来像个篮球。 安德里亚和艾米丽在头发上系上了彩色的丝带和蝴蝶结。 就连格拉尼特先生的发型也很疯狂。 他梳着紫色脏辫出现了。 太搞笑了。你应该去的！

After we put our backpacks away and pledged the allegiance, Mr. Granite said it was time for math. I hate math. Why do we have to learn math when there are calculators in the world? That's like walking ten miles to a store when you can take a car. It's really hard to pay attention to math

我们把书包收起来，宣誓效忠后，格拉尼特先生说该做数学了。 我讨厌数学。当世界上有计算器的时候，我们为什么要学数学？ 这就像你可以开车却要走10英里去商店一样。 数学真的很难集中注意力

when your teacher has purple dreadlocks. In fact, it was hard to learn anything that morning because we were all looking at each other's crazy hair. My mohawk was itching, too. After a million hundred hours, it was time for lunch. And then, of course, it was the best time of the day. Recess! Recess rocks! It's the only thing I like about school. We get to go out on the playground and do whatever we want. My friend Billy who lives around the corner told me that when you go to heaven, it's like recess all the time. I went to play on the swings with Ryan, Michael, and Neil the nude kid. Andrea and her girly friends hung around so they could annoy us, like always. So there we were, minding our own

当你的老师留着紫色脏辫。 事实上，那天早上很难学到任何东西，因为我们都看着彼此疯狂的头发。 我的莫霍克发型也很痒。 过了无数个小时，该吃午饭了。 然后，当然，这是一天中最好的时光。 课间休息!休会岩石!这是我喜欢学校的唯一一点。 我们可以在操场上做任何我们想做的事。 我的朋友比利住在附近，他告诉我，当你去天堂时，就像一直在休息一样。 我和瑞恩，迈克尔，还有裸男尼尔一起去荡秋千了。 安德里亚和她的闺蜜们像往常一样，在我们周围闲逛，骚扰我们。 所以我们就这样，只顾自己的事

business on the swings, when this lady walked over from across the street with yellow hair. Well, her hair was yellow, not the street. It would be weird if streets were yellow.

生意如火如荼，这时一位黄头发的女士从街对面走过来。 她的头发是黄色的，不是街上的。 如果街道是黄色的，那就太奇怪了。

Anyway, the hair on both sides of her head was curled up into buns like Princess Leia from Star Wars. It looked like she was wearing earmuffs. Or maybe she taped dinner rolls to her head. She looked weird. "Hi kids!" she said. "My name is Elizabeth. But you can call me Mrs. Lizzy." We told Mrs. Lizzy our names. Andrea and Emily said they liked her hairstyle. "Are you Princess Leia?" asked Michael. "Are those dinner rolls taped to your head?" I asked. "Or are you wearing earmuffs?" "Goodness no!" Mrs. Lizzy said. "This is my real hair." "Did you do that for Crazy-Hair Day?" asked Ryan. "No, I wear my hair like this every day," said Mrs. Lizzy. If you ask me, she should cut her hair

不管怎么说，她头两边的头发卷成发髻，就像《星球大战》里的莱娅公主。 看起来她戴着耳罩。 或者她把晚餐卷粘在了头上。 她看起来很奇怪。“嗨，孩子们！”她说。 “我叫伊丽莎白。不过你可以叫我丽萃太太。” 我们告诉了丽萃太太我们的名字。 安德里亚和艾米丽说她们喜欢她的发型。 “你是莱娅公主吗？”迈克尔问。 “那些饭卷是粘在你头上的吗？”我问。 “还是你戴着耳罩？”“善不!”丽萃太太说。 “这是我的真头发。”“你是为疯狂发型日做的吗？”瑞恩问。 “不，我每天都把头发梳成这样，”丽萃太太说。 要我说，她应该把头发剪短

and get earmuffs instead. "Are you a new teacher?" asked Andrea, who never misses a chance to brownnose a teacher. "In a way, yes," Mrs. Lizzy told us. "The Board of Education decided that kids don't learn enough in school. So they started the 'Recess Enrichment Program.' That means you kids will get to learn new things during recess. Doesn't that sound like fun?" "Yes!" said the girls. "No!" said the boys. What?! We have to learn stuff during recess? What's the deal with that? Mrs. Lizzy told us boys to cheer up. She said that the Recess Enrichment Program will be fun and that she was going to teach us lots of cool things. Bummer in the summer! It wasn't fair, if you ask me. Recess is supposed to be for

戴上耳罩。“你是新老师吗？”安德里亚问，她从不放过任何一个拍老师马屁的机会。 “在某种程度上，是的，”丽萃太太告诉我们。 “教育委员会认为孩子们在学校学得不够。 所以他们开始了“课间充实计划”。这意味着你们的孩子可以在课间休息时学到新东西。 听起来是不是很有趣？”“是的！”女孩们说。 “不！”男孩们说。什么? !我们要在课间休息的时候学东西吗？ 这是怎么回事？ 丽萃太太叫我们男孩子们振作起来。 她说课间充实计划会很有趣，她会教我们很多很酷的东西。 夏天的流浪者！要我说，这不公平。 课间休息应该是