2 Crazy Week

Chapter 2 Crazy Week The person who walked through the doorway was Officer Spence, our school security guard! Officer Spence acts like he's a real policeman. But security guards aren't allowed to carry guns or beat up bad guys or do anything cool.

第二章疯狂的一周从门口走来的人是斯宾塞警官，我们学校的保安！斯宾塞警官表现得像个真正的警察。 但是保安不允许携带枪支，不允许殴打坏人，也不允许做任何酷的事情。

"It's all clear," Officer Spence announced. "The lockdown is over." "Yay!" everybody shouted. "Thank you, Officer Spence," said Mr. Granite. "Just doing my duty, sir." We all giggled because Officer Spence said the word "duty," which sounds just like "doody." It's okay to say "duty" in school,

“一切安全，”斯宾塞警官宣布。 “封锁结束了。”“耶！”每个人都喊道。 “谢谢你，斯宾塞警官，”格拉尼特先生说。 “这是我的职责，先生。” 我们都咯咯地笑，因为斯宾塞警官说了“职责”这个词，听起来就像“便便”。 在学校说“职责”是可以的，

but you're not allowed to say "doody." Grown-ups get really mad. Nobody knows why. "Did they find the crazy person who escaped from the loony bin?" I asked Officer Spence. "No," he replied. "That person is still at large." "If they didn't find him, how do they know how big he is?" I asked. Andrea rolled her eyes. "At large means 'missing,' Arlo!" she said. "Your face is missing," I told Andrea. "Oh, snap!" said Ryan. "Don't worry," Officer Spence told us. "I've got my eyes open." I hope so. It would be weird to walk around trying to find crazy people with your eyes closed. You'd bump into stuff. Officer

但你不能说“便便” 大人们真的很生气。没人知道为什么。 “他们找到那个从疯人院逃出来的疯子了吗？”我问斯宾塞警官。 “不，”他回答。“那个人仍然在逃。” “如果他们没有找到他，他们怎么知道他有多大？”我问。 安德烈翻了个白眼。“‘在逃’的意思是‘失踪’，阿乐！” “你的脸不见了，”我告诉安德里亚。 “哦，糟了！”瑞恩说。“别担心，”斯宾塞警官告诉我们。 “我睁大了眼睛。”我希望如此。 闭着眼睛到处找疯子会很奇怪。 你会撞到东西。官

Spence makes no sense. Mr. Granite went back to teaching us about recycling plastic, but a few minutes later there was a knock on the door. "Who is it now?" Mr. Granite looked annoyed. It was our principal, Mr. Klutz, and our vice principal, Mrs. Jafee. Mr. Klutz has no hair at all. I mean none. But when he poked his head in the doorway, he was wearing a long blond wig! Mrs. Jafee had one on too. It was hilarious. "To what do we owe the pleasure of your company?"* asked Mr. Granite. "And what's with the crazy hair?"

斯宾塞没道理。格拉尼特先生继续教我们回收塑料，但几分钟后，有人敲门。 “现在是谁？”格拉尼特先生显得很恼火。 是我们的校长克鲁茨先生和副校长杰菲夫人。 克鲁茨先生根本没有头发。 我是说没有。但是当他从门口探出头来时，发现他戴着一顶长长的金色假发！杰菲太太也戴了一顶。 太搞笑了。“什么风把您吹来了？”格拉尼特先生问。 “你那疯狂的头发是怎么回事？”

"Next week will be Crazy Week at Ella Mentry School," announced Mr. Klutz. "Monday will be Crazy-Hair Day, so everybody should come to school with crazy hair. Doesn't that sound like fun?" "Yes!" said all the girls. "No!" said all the boys. "And Tuesday will be Crazy-Clothes Day," said Mrs. Jafee. "Everybody should dress up crazy, you betcha!"

“下周将是艾拉门特里学校的疯狂周，”克鲁茨先生宣布。 “周一是疯狂发型日，所以每个人都应该带着疯狂的发型来学校。 听起来是不是很有趣？”“是的！”所有的女孩都说。 “不！”所有的男孩都说。“星期二是疯狂服装日，”杰菲太太说。 “每个人都应该打扮得疯狂一点，你说对了！”

"Wednesday will be Crazy-Hat Day," said Mr. Klutz. "Thursday will be Crazy-Shoes Day," said Mrs. Jafee. "And Friday will be Crazy-Everything Day!" "We'll send a note home for your parents in your backpacks," said Mr. Klutz.* "But we wanted you kids to get excited about Crazy Week at Ella Mentry School." "It's going to be one crazy week, by golly!" said Mrs. Jafee. Like our school wasn't crazy enough already!

“周三是疯狂帽子日，”克鲁茨说。 “星期四是疯狂鞋日，”杰菲太太说。 “星期五将是疯狂日！”“我们会在你们的背包里给你们的父母寄张便条，”克鲁茨说。“但是我们想让孩子们为艾拉门特里学校的疯狂周感到兴奋。” “这将是疯狂的一周，天哪！”杰菲太太说。 好像我们的学校还不够疯狂似的！