7 Spooch

Chapter 7 Spooch After recess we went back to Mr. Granite's class. He was talking about saving energy, like always. It was really boring. If you ask me, Mr. Granite should save energy by not talking so much about saving energy. I ripped a sheet of paper out of my notebook and wrote this on it… Ask if we can go see Miss Laney. I folded my note up until it was tiny and passed it to Ryan. He looked at it and raised his hand. "Mr. Granite," Ryan asked, "can I go to the girls' bathroom?"

课间休息后，我们回到格拉尼特先生的教室。 他一直在说节约能源。 真的很无聊。如果你问我，花岗岩先生应该节约能源，少说那么多节约能源的话。 我从笔记本上撕下一张纸，在上面写着：“问问我们能不能去见兰尼小姐。” 我把纸条折叠起来，直到它变得很小，然后递给瑞恩。 他看了看，举起了手。 “格拉尼特先生，”瑞安问，“我能去一下女厕所吗？”

Everybody laughed. "Miss Laney will call for you if she needs to see you, Ryan," said Mr. Granite. "Please? Please? Please? Please?" Ryan begged. Any time you want something really badly, just say "please" over and over again until grown-ups can't stand it anymore.

每个人都笑了。“如果兰尼小姐需要见你，她会叫你的，莱恩，”格拉尼特先生说。 “请吗?好吗?好吗?请?”瑞安乞求道。 每当你非常想要什么东西的时候，就一遍又一遍地说“请”，直到大人们再也无法忍受。

That's the first rule of being a kid. "No, I'm sorry, Ryan," Mr. Granite said. That's when I came up with the greatest idea in the history of the world. I raised my hand and Mr. Granite called on me. "I need to go to spooch," I said. "'Spooch'?" Mr. Granite asked. "What's 'spooch'?" "You know, spooch," I told him. "That thing Miss Laney teaches." "Do you mean 'speech,' A.J.?" Mr. Granite asked. "Yeah," I said, "spooch." "Why are you saying 'spooch,' A.J?" he asked. "I didn't say 'spooch,'" I told him. "I said 'spooch.'" "A.J. has a spooch in president," said Ryan. "You mean a speech impediment?"

这是当孩子的第一准则。 “不，对不起，瑞安，”格拉尼特说。 就在那时，我想到了世界历史上最伟大的想法。 我一举手，格拉尼特先生叫我。 “我得去洗个澡，”我说。 “‘Spooch’吗?”格拉尼特先生问。 “什么是‘spooch’吗?”“你知道，笨蛋，”我告诉他。 “兰尼小姐教的东西。” “你是说‘讲话’吗，A.J.?”格拉尼特先生问。 “是啊，”我说，“是骗人的。”“你为什么要说‘恶作剧’，a.j. ?”他问。 “我没说‘欺骗’，”我告诉他。 “我说的是‘恶作剧’。’”“A.J.在当总统方面有点古怪，”瑞安说。 “你是说语言障碍？”

asked Mr. Granite. "Yeah, that thing," Ryan said. Andrea raised her hand. "Mr. Granite," she said, "I think my tongue is broken. Glub glub glub glub." "Help!" yelled Emily. "I forgot how to talk!" "I think it's contagious!" Ryan hollered. "The whole class might catch it!" Mr. Granite looked like he was worried. I grabbed my throat and pretended to be choking. So did Ryan, Andrea, and Emily. "It's an epidermis!" I yelled. "You mean an epidemic?" asked Mr. Granite. "This sounds like an emergency to me! Okay, A.J., Andrea, Ryan, and Emily, I want you to go see Miss Laney right away! Hurry!" Ha-ha! What a scam. Grown-ups will fall for anything. I knew it would be way more

格拉尼特先生问。“是的，就是那件事，”瑞恩说。 安德烈举起了手。“先生。 “花岗岩，”她说，“我想我的舌头断了。 咕咕咕咕。”“救命！”爱米丽喊道。 “我忘了怎么说话了！”“我认为这是会传染的！”瑞安大声喊道。 “全班都会被传染的！”格拉尼特先生看起来很担心。 我掐住喉咙，假装窒息。 瑞安、安德里亚和艾米丽也是。 “这是表皮！”我喊道。 “你是说流行病？”格拉尼特先生问。 “这听起来像是紧急情况！”好了，a。j。安德里亚，瑞恩和艾米丽，我要你们马上去见兰尼小姐！快点!”哈哈!真是个骗局。 成年人什么都相信。 我就知道会比这多得多

fun to play cool games with Miss Laney than to sit in Mr. Granite's class and learn how to save energy. "A.J., you're a genius!" Ryan said as we walked down the hall to the girls' bathroom. "You should get the No Bell Prize for that one." That's a prize they give out to people who don't have bells.

和兰尼小姐玩酷游戏比坐在花岗岩先生的课上学习如何节约能源更有趣。 “aj，你真是个天才！”当我们穿过大厅走向女洗手间时，瑞安说。 “你应该拿‘无贝尔奖’。” 那是他们发给没有铃铛的人的奖品。