4 You Can’t Say It!

Chapter 4 You Can't Say It! That was weird. Miss Laney did an infomercial in the girls' bathroom! "How many of those things have you sold so far?" Ryan asked. "So far?" Miss Laney replied. "None." "You'd probably sell more if you did it on TV," I suggested, "instead of in the bathroom." "Good idea!" Miss Laney said. "Okay, welcome back to I Bet You Can't Say This! Our first category is tongue twisters. The winner will get a prize from the mystery treasure chest. Are you kids excited?" "Yes!" said Andrea and Emily. "No!" said me and Ryan. "Let's spin the magic spinner to see who goes first!" shouted Miss Laney.

第四章你说不出口！这很奇怪。 兰尼小姐在女厕所里做了个电视广告！“到目前为止，你卖了多少这样的东西？”瑞恩问道。 “到目前为止?”兰尼小姐回答。 “没有。”“如果你在电视上表演，”我建议道，“而不是在浴室里表演，可能会卖得更多。” “好主意!”兰尼小姐说。 “好了，欢迎回到《我打赌你不能这么说》！”我们的第一个类别是绕口令。 获胜者将从神秘的宝箱中获得奖品。 你们兴奋吗？”“是的！”安德里亚和爱米丽说。 “不！”我和瑞恩说。兰尼小姐喊道：“让我们旋转魔法转盘，看谁先走！”

She reached into the desk and took out one of those little spinners they use for board games. "And our first contestant is… A.J.!" Miss Laney said. "Okay, repeat after me—" "After me," I repeated. "No," Miss Laney said, "I mean, repeat what I'm about to say." "What I'm about to say," I repeated. "Aha-ha, very funny, A.J.," said Miss Laney. "Here's your tongue twister. 'A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk thought the stump stunk. What stunk? The skunk or the stump?'" I took a deep breath. "'A skunk sat on a thunk—'" BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Where did that come from? I didn't even see her hit a buzzer.

她把手伸进桌子，拿出一个他们用来玩棋盘游戏的小转轮。 “我们的第一位选手是……A.J.!”兰尼小姐说。 “好吧，跟我念——”“跟我念。”我重复道。 “不，”兰尼小姐说，“我的意思是，重复我要说的话。” “我要说的是，”我重复了一遍。 “啊哈，真有趣，a.j.，”兰尼小姐说。 “这是你的绕口令。 一只臭鼬坐在树桩上。树桩认为臭鼬很臭。 臭鼬认为树桩发臭。 讨厌什么?臭鼬还是树桩？’”我深吸了一口气。 “一只臭鼬坐在坦克上——”“咩咩咩咩！”这是怎么来的？ 我都没看到她按门铃。

"Sorry! Nice try, A.J.," Miss Laney said. "But YOU CAN'T SAY IT!" She took a kazoo out of her pocket and blew into it. "YOU CAN'T SAY IT!" shouted Ryan, Andrea, and Emily. "Let's spin the magic spinner to see who goes next!" said Miss Laney. "Our next contestant is… Emily! Repeat after me. 'A big black bug bit a big black bear. The big black bug made the big black bear bleed blood.'"

“对不起!想得美，a.j.，”兰尼小姐说。 “可是你不能说呀！”她从口袋里掏出一支卡祖笛吹了起来。 “你不能这么说！”瑞恩、安德里亚和艾米丽喊道。 兰尼小姐说：“让我们旋转魔法转盘，看看谁下一个去！” “我们的下一位选手是……艾米丽！跟我念。 “一只大黑虫咬了一只大黑熊。 大黑虫让大黑熊流血了。’”

"'A big back blug—,'" Emily began. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! "Sorry! Nice try, Emily!" said Miss Laney as she blew into the kazoo. "But YOU CAN'T SAY IT!" "YOU CAN'T SAY IT!" I shouted with Ryan and Andrea. "Let's spin the magic spinner!" Miss Laney said. "Our next contestant is… Ryan! Repeat after me. 'A noisy noise annoys an oyster.'" "'A noisy noise…'" BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! "Oh! You took too much time!" said Miss Laney, and she blew into the kazoo. "Sorry, Ryan!" "YOU CAN'T SAY IT!" I shouted with Andrea and Emily. "Our last contestant in this round is Andrea," said Miss Laney. "Repeat after me.

“‘一个大屁股——’”爱米丽开始说。 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !“对不起!干得漂亮，爱米丽！”兰尼小姐一边吹卡祖笛一边说。 “可是你不能说呀！”“你不能这么说！”我和瑞恩、安德里亚一起喊道。 “让我们旋转魔法转盘吧！”兰尼小姐说。 “我们的下一位选手是……瑞恩！”跟我念。 吵闹的噪音会惹恼牡蛎。“嘈杂的噪音……”“bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !”“哦!你花了太多时间！”兰尼小姐说着，吹起卡祖笛。 “对不起,瑞恩!”“你不能这么说！”我和安德里亚、艾米丽一起喊道。 兰尼小姐说：“这一轮的最后一位选手是安德里亚。” “跟我念。

'If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?'" "'If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?'" Andrea repeated. "Very good, Andrea!" said Miss Laney. "You win round one." That was totally not fair. Anybody could say that thing about Stu's shoes. It's a lot harder to say my thing about the skunk. Miss Laney said Andrea could have a smelly sticker because she won round one. There were grape, cool mint, tutti-frutti, and root beer stickers. Andrea chose grape. "I love smelly stickers!" Andrea said. I hate her. We moved on to round two. I had to say "I saw a saw in Arkansas that could out saw any other saw I ever saw." Andrea had to say "Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread." Ryan had to say "If two witches

“如果斯图咀嚼鞋子，斯图应该选择他咀嚼的鞋子吗？”如果斯图咀嚼鞋子，斯图应该选择他咀嚼的鞋子吗？’”安德烈重复道。 “很好，安德烈！”兰尼小姐说。 “你赢了第一回合。”这完全不公平。 谁都可以这么说斯图的鞋。 要说出我对臭鼬的看法要困难得多。 兰尼小姐说安德里亚可以有个臭贴纸，因为她赢了第一回合。 有葡萄贴纸、凉薄荷贴纸、水果贴纸和沙士贴纸。 安德里亚选择了葡萄。“我喜欢有味道的贴纸！”安德里亚说。 我恨她。我们进入第二轮。 我不得不说：“我在阿肯色州看到一个锯子，比我见过的任何锯子都要锯得快。” 安德里亚不得不说：“弗雷德喂泰德面包，泰德喂弗雷德面包。” 瑞恩不得不说，如果两个女巫

were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?" Emily had to say "I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish." After three rounds I thought my tongue was gonna fall out. Miss Laney gave us water so our mouths wouldn't catch on fire. "The judges are almost finished tabulating their results," said Miss Laney. "Today's winner is… Andrea!" "Yay!" yelled Andrea. "Congratulations," Miss Laney said. "You can take any prize you want from the mystery treasure chest." Miss Laney opened up one of the stall doors, and there was a treasure chest inside. Andrea chose a solar-powered calculator. The rest of us were allowed to take a

我们看两只表，哪个女巫会看哪只表？”艾米丽不得不说：“我希望实现你的愿望，但如果你实现女巫的愿望，我就不会实现你的愿望。” 打了三个回合我都觉得舌头都要掉出来了。 兰尼小姐给了我们水，免得我们的嘴着火。 兰尼小姐说：“评委们快要把他们的结果制成表格了。” “今天的获胜者是……安德里亚！”“耶！”安德烈喊道。 “恭喜你，”兰尼小姐说。 “你可以从神秘的宝箱里拿任何你想要的奖品。” 兰尼小姐打开隔间的一扇门，里面有一个宝箱。 安德里亚选择了一个太阳能计算器。 我们剩下的人被允许