11 Ugh, Disgusting!

Chapter 11 Ugh, Disgusting! We all watched the TV. Some lady wearing a bathing suit came out carrying a plate. The camera zoomed in for a close-up, and you could see all these disgusting bugs slithering around on it. I thought I was gonna throw up. This had to be the saddest day in the history of the world. Miss Laney didn't win a million dollars. She didn't save the school. And now she would have to eat a plate full of bugs. Some of the first graders were crying. "Eat bugs! Eat bugs!" the studio audience chanted. "Before you eat the bugs," said Dickie Blinkbarker, "is there anything you'd like to say to the folks out there in TV land, Miss

第11章啊，恶心！我们都看了电视。 一个穿着泳衣的女士端着盘子走了出来。 摄像机放大了一个特写，你可以看到所有这些恶心的虫子在上面爬来爬去。 我以为我要吐了。 这一定是世界历史上最悲伤的一天。 兰尼小姐没有赢得一百万美元。 她没有拯救学校。 现在她得吃一盘子虫子了。 一些一年级的学生哭了。 “吃虫子!吃虫子！”演播室的观众高呼。 “小姐，在你吃虫子之前，”迪基·布林巴克说，“你有什么想对电视界的人说的吗

Laney?" "Yes, there is, Dickie," Miss Laney said. She turned to face the camera, and it moved in for a close-up. Hey kids! Do you have trouble saying the letter S? When you say the word 'lion,' does it come out like 'wion'? Do you stutter or lisp? Don't feel bad. You're not alone. Millions of kids just like you have the same problem. But you're in luck! With the help of Miss Laney's Amazing Zany Brainy No Painy Speech Fixer Upper, you'll be able to say hard words like 'February.' Words like 'refrigerator,' 'nuclear,' and 'duct tape.' You'll be able to say EVERY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! In a few short weeks, you'll be talking perfectly. It's simply amazing! But it's not available in stores. Go to

兰妮?”“是的，有，迪基，”兰尼小姐说。 她转身面对镜头，镜头移近了一个特写镜头。 嗨,孩子们!你读字母S有困难吗？ 当你说“lion”这个词的时候，它听起来像“wion”吗？ 你口吃或口齿不清吗？别难过。 你并不孤单。成千上万和你一样的孩子都有同样的问题。 但是你很幸运！有了兰尼小姐发明的神奇搞笑聪明无痛苦语言矫正器的帮助，你就能说像“二月”这样的难词了。像“冰箱”、“核”和“管道胶带”这样的词。你会说英语中的每一个单词！在短短的几周内，你就能流利地说英语了。 简直太神奇了！但是在商店里买不到。 去

www.misslaneyiszany.com and order now. Miss Laney's Amazing Zany Brainy No Painy Speech Fixer Upper is only $19.99. But wait, there's more! Miss Laney did her whole infomercial on national TV! "I'm going to go check Miss Laney's website!" Mrs. Patty yelled. She ran to the front office, which is next to the all-purpose

www.misslaneyiszany.com，现在订购。 兰尼小姐的神奇滑稽聪明无痛苦语言修复器只有9.99。 但是等等，还有更多！兰尼小姐在国家电视台做了整个电视广告！“我要去兰尼小姐的网站看看！”帕蒂太太喊道。 她跑到前台，就在万能柜旁边

room. On TV, Miss Laney finished her infomercial. Then she picked up a spider and ate it. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" we all screamed. "Orders are pouring in like crazy!" Mrs. Patty shouted from the front office. On TV, Miss Laney ate an ant. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" we all screamed. "So far there are twenty thousand dollars' worth of orders!" shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate some flies. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" we all screamed.

房间。在电视上，兰尼小姐完成了她的电视广告。 然后她捡起一只蜘蛛，把它吃了。 “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !”我们都尖叫起来。 “订单像疯了一样涌来！”帕蒂太太从前台喊道。 在电视上，兰尼小姐吃了一只蚂蚁。 “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !”我们都尖叫起来。 “到目前为止，已经有价值两万美元的订单了！”帕蒂太太喊道。 在电视上，兰尼小姐吃了一些苍蝇。 “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !”我们都尖叫起来。

"Fifty thousand dollars in orders so far!" shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate a beetle. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" we all screamed. "It's up to a hundred thousand dollars!" shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate a worm. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW we all screamed. "A half a million dollars!" shouted Mrs. Patty. On TV, Miss Laney ate a cockroach.

“到目前为止已经有5万美元的订单了！”帕蒂夫人喊道。 在电视上，兰尼小姐吃了一只甲虫。 “ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !”我们都尖叫起来。 “高达10万美元！”帕蒂太太喊道。 在电视上，兰尼小姐吃了一只虫子。 我们都尖叫起来。 “50万美元！”帕蒂太太喊道。 在电视上，兰尼小姐吃了一只蟑螂。

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" we all screamed. "A million dollars!" shouted Mrs. Patty. "She sold a million dollars' worth of her speech program!" "That means Ella Mentry School can stay

“ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !”我们都尖叫起来。 “一百万美元！”帕蒂太太喊道。 “她的演讲课程卖了一百万美元！”“这意味着艾拉门特里学校可以留下来