8 Take Me to Your Leader

Chapter 8 Take Me to Your Leader I don't love Andrea! I don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! Boy, when you say the word "don't" over and over again, it really sounds weird. Dr. Brad took a shiny metal thing out of his desk drawer. It was attached to a string, and he dangled it in front of my face. He began swinging it back and forth. "A.J.," Dr. Brad said, "I vant you to look at zees very closely." "Why?" I asked. "Do you know vut hypnosis ees?" asked Dr. Brad. Sure I knew what hypnosis was. I saw it on TV once. This hypnotist guy had some lady stare at a shiny watch, and he put her

第八章带我去见你的首领我不爱安德里亚！我不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要，不要！天啊，当你一遍又一遍地说“不要”的时候，听起来真的很奇怪。 布拉德医生从抽屉里拿出一个闪亮的金属东西。 它被绑在一根绳子上，他在我面前晃来晃去。 他开始前后摇摆。 “a.j.，”布拉德博士说，“我想让你仔细看看眼睛。” “为什么?”我问。“你知道催眠是怎么回事吗？” 布莱德。我当然知道催眠是什么。 我在电视上看过一次。有个催眠师让一位女士盯着一块闪闪发光的手表，然后他让她

in a trance. Then he made her dance around like a chicken, and everybody laughed. "Are you gonna hypnotize me?" I asked. "Isn't zees shiny?" Dr. Brad said. "Stare at it as it svings back and forth. Your eyelids are feeling a leetle heavy, no?" "Heavy…" I mumbled. "Stare at zee shiny object as it svings back and forth… back and forth… back and forth," said Dr. Brad. "You are feeling sleepy, A.J., no?" "Sleepy…" I mumbled. "Stare at zee shiny object as it svings back and forth… back and forth… back and forth," said Dr. Brad. "Soon you vill be in a hypnotic trance."

恍惚中。然后他让她像只小鸡一样跳舞，大家都笑了。 “你要给我催眠吗？”我问。 “眼睛不是很亮吗？”布拉德博士说。 盯着它来回摆动。 你的眼皮有点沉，是不是？”“很重……”我喃喃地说。 “盯着这个闪亮的物体，它来回摆动……来回摆动……来回摆动。” 布莱德。“你觉得困了吧，aj ?”“困了……”我喃喃地说。 “盯着这个闪亮的物体，它来回摆动……来回摆动……来回摆动。” 布莱德。“很快你就会进入催眠状态。”

"Trance…" I mumbled. "You vill do everyzing I say," said Dr. Brad. "Everything you say…" I mumbled. "And ven I snap my fingers, you vill vake up," said Dr. Brad. "Wake up," I mumbled. The truth is, I was totally yanking Dr. Brad's chain. I wasn't in a trance. I wasn't hypnotized for a second. I was just playing

“恍惚……”我喃喃地说。“我说什么你就照做，”医生说。 布莱德。“你说的一切……”我咕哝着。 “即使我打个响指，你也会醒的。” 布莱德。“醒醒。”我咕哝着。 事实是，我完全是在骗。 布莱德的链。我没有出神。 我一秒钟都没有被催眠。 我只是在玩

along. "I am from the planet Zorg," I said in my best robot voice. "Take me to your leader." Then I got up off the couch and danced around like a chicken. "Most amusing, A.J.," said Dr. Brad. "I knew you vere not in a trance all along." "How did you know?" I asked. "Eet ees very hard to hypnotize geniuses," Dr. Brad said. "Oh no!" I said. "Does this mean I'm a genius? Are you gonna send me to Dork School?"

沿着。“我来自佐格星球，”我用自己最好的机器人声音说。 “带我去见你们的首领。”然后我从沙发上站起来，像只小鸡一样跳来跳去。 “真有趣，a.j.。” 布莱德。“我知道你不是一直在出神。” “你怎么知道的？”我问。 “要催眠天才似乎很难。” 布莱德说。“哦,不!”我说。 “这是否意味着我是个天才？” 你要送我去笨蛋学校吗？”

"Time vill tell," he replied. "I vill complete my report at zee end of zuh day. You vill know first zing in zee morning. You can go back to class now."

“时间会证明的，”他回答。 “我将在今天结束之前完成我的报告。 你会知道早晨的第一声巨响。 你现在可以回去上课了。”