7 Love and Hate

Chapter 7 Love and Hate Dr. Brad wasn't very happy with the results of his toy-swapping experiment. When he asked if we learned anything from it, I said, "Barbies would be a lot less lame if they came with weapons." So I knew I was in trouble when we were back in class and an announcement came over the loudspeaker. "Mr. Granite, please send A.J. to Room 104." "Oooooooooooooooooooooh!" everybody oooooohed. "He's probably gonna give you electric shocks," Michael whispered to me. "I saw that in a movie once. Some doctor held these paddles against a guy's head and shot a million volts of electricity through his

第七章爱与恨。 布拉德对他的玩具交换实验的结果不太满意。 当他问我们是否从中学到什么时，我说：“如果芭比娃娃带着武器，就不会那么差劲了。” 所以当我们回到教室时，我知道我有麻烦了，扩音器里传来了一个通知。 格拉尼特先生，请派A.J.来 到104房间去。”“呜——呜——呜——呜！”每个人都发出呜——呜的声音。 “他可能会电击你，”迈克尔低声对我说。 “我曾经在一部电影里看到过。 有个医生拿着这些电棒对着一个人的头然后从他的头上射出一百万伏特的电流

brain. It was cool." I walked really slowly down the hall to Room 104. I didn't want Dr. Brad to hold paddles against my head and give me electric shocks. Well, when I got to Room 104, you'll never believe in a million hundred years what Dr. Brad had on his desk. Paddles! "Are you going to give me electric shocks?" I said, trembling with fear. "No, no, no," he replied. "Mr. Klutz asked me to play Ping-Pong vis him. He says it's a great way to get rid of stress." Whew! Dr. Brad told me to lie on the couch. "Are you going to give me a monkey brain?" I asked. "No, no, no!" he said. "Vee are going to play a leetle game. I vant you to close your

大脑。太酷了。”我慢慢地穿过大厅来到104房间。 我不想让布拉德医生拿着电棒对着我的头电击我。 等我到了104号房，你绝对不会相信。 布拉德的桌子上。桨!“你要电击我吗？”我说，吓得浑身发抖。 “不，不，不，”他回答。“先生。 克鲁茨邀请我和他一起打乒乓球。 他说这是消除压力的好方法。” 唷!布拉德医生让我躺在沙发上。 “你要给我一个猴子大脑吗？”我问。 “不，不，不！”他说。“我们要玩一个小游戏。 我要你闭上你的

eyes, A.J. Ven I say a verd, I vant you to say zee first verd zat comes into your mind. Okay?" "Okay," I said, closing my eyes. Dr. Brad: "Fast" Me: "Slow" Dr. Brad: "Up" Me: "Down" Dr. Brad: "Skinny" Me: "Fat" Dr. Brad: "Bad" Me: "Good" Dr. Brad: "Hard" Me: "Soft" Dr. Brad: "Love" Me: "Andrea—I mean, hate" "Aha!" said Dr. Brad. "What?" I said, opening my eyes. "What did I do?" "You said 'Andrea'!"

当我说一个词时，我要你说出你想到的第一个词。 没事吧?”“好吧，”我闭上眼睛说。 布拉德医生：“快”我：“慢”医生。 布拉德：“上”的我：“下”的我：“瘦”的我：“胖”的我。 布拉德：“坏”我：“好”医生。 布拉德：“硬”我：“软”博士。 布拉德：“爱”我；“安德里亚——我是说，讨厌”。 布莱德。“什么?”我睁开眼睛说。 “我做了什么？”“你说的是‘安德烈’！”

"So?" I asked. "Before zat moment, you vere saying opposites to every verd, A.J. Zen, ven I said 'love,' you said 'Andrea.'" "Well," I explained, "that's because I hate Andrea. And hate is the opposite of love, so Andrea is the opposite of love." "If hate is zee opposite of love, vy didn't you just say 'hate' first?" asked Dr. Brad. "I don't know," I said. "It just came out." Dr. Brad leaned over and stuck his face close to mine. "A.J.," he said, "are you in love vis Andrea?" "No!" I said. "I already told you! I hate Andrea! That's why I said the word 'Andrea' when you said 'love'!" "Maybe you just say you hate Andrea to hide zee fact zat you really love Andrea. Hmmmmmm? Isn't zat possible, A.J.? Boys

“所以?”我问。“在那之前，你说的每句话都是相反的，aj 禅，即使我说“爱”，你说“安德里亚”。’”“嗯，”我解释说，“那是因为我讨厌安德烈。 恨是爱的对立面，所以安德里亚是爱的对立面。” “如果恨是爱的对立面，你为什么不先说‘恨’呢？” 布莱德。“我不知道，”我说。 “它就这么出来了。”布拉德医生凑过来，把脸贴在我的脸上。 “aj，”他说，“你爱上安德里亚了吗？”“不!”我说。 “我已经告诉过你了！我恨安德里亚！这就是为什么当你说‘爱’的时候，我说的是‘安德里亚’！”“也许你只是说你讨厌安德里亚，以掩盖你真的爱安德里亚的事实。 Hmmmmmm吗?这不可能吗，aj ？ 男孩

sometimes tease girls zay like. Perhaps if you vould simply admit zat you really deep down inside love Andrea, zee two of you could get along better. No?" "No!" I shouted. "It's not true! I don't love Andrea! Why are you asking me these questions? I thought you just wanted to find

有时候逗女孩说喜欢。 也许如果你能承认你内心深处真的爱安德里亚，你们俩会相处得更好。 没有?”“不!”我叫道。“这不是真的！”我不爱安德莉亚！你为什么问我这些问题？ 我以为你只是想找到

out if I was a genius." "A.J.," he said, leaning his face even closer to me, "I zink zat now vee are getting somevere."

看我是不是天才。”“aj，”他说，把脸更靠近我，“我觉得我们现在有进展了。”