4 Dr. Brad Is Weird

Chapter 4 Dr. Brad Is Weird Dr. Brad gave me a little push into Room 104. There were signs on the walls: RESPECT OTHERS. BE CONSIDERATE. EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS. There were a lot of bookshelves, too, some weird-looking machines, and a couch. That's what you lie on when they remove your brain. Actually, I had been in this room before. One time our security guard, Officer Spence, went crazy and used Dr. Brad's lie detector machine to see if I stole my own peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That was weird. Officer Spence makes no sense. "Lie down on zee couch, A.J.," Dr. Brad told me. "Are you gonna take out my brain and give me a monkey brain?" I asked.

第4章布拉德医生很奇怪 布拉德把我推进了104房间。 墙上写着：尊重他人。 体贴。表达你的感受。 还有很多书架，一些奇怪的机器，还有一张沙发。 那就是你被移走大脑后躺在上面的东西。 事实上，我以前来过这个房间。 有一次我们的保安，斯宾塞警官，疯了，用了。 布拉德的测谎仪看看我是不是偷了自己的花生酱和果冻三明治。 这很奇怪。斯宾塞警官毫无道理。 “躺在沙发上吧，aj。” 布拉德告诉我的。“你要把我的大脑取出来，给我一个猴子的大脑吗？”我问。

"No, no, no," Dr. Brad said. "I just vant you to look at zeez pictures and tell me vut you see." I lay on the couch, but I was ready to jump up and run away in case he tried to cut open my skull. Dr. Brad held a piece of white cardboard in front of me. It looked like somebody spilled ink on it. "Vut do you see here, A.J.?" "It looks like somebody spilled some ink on that cardboard," I replied. "Ees zat all?" Dr. Brad asked. "Don't you see a giant spider who ees jumping on a pogo stick inside a volcano?" "Uh, no," I said, looking at the card more closely. Dr. Brad didn't look happy. He took out another card with a different ink blot on it and put it in front of my face.

“不，不，不，”布拉德博士说。 “我只是想让你看看这些照片，然后告诉我你看到了什么。” 我躺在沙发上，但我准备跳起来逃跑，以防他试图切开我的头骨。 布拉德医生在我面前拿着一张白色的硬纸板。 看起来像是有人把墨水洒在上面了。 “你看到了什么，A.J.?”“好像有人把墨水洒在纸板上了。”我回答。 “是吗？”布拉德医生问。 “你没看见一只大蜘蛛在火山里跳弹簧高跷吗？”“呃，没有，”我说，更仔细地看了看卡片。 布莱德医生看起来不高兴。 他拿出另一张卡片，上面有不同的墨迹，放在我面前。

"And vut do you see here?" "Looks like another ink blot," I told him. "Look very closely," Dr. Brad said. "Don't you see a hot dog chasing donuts through a tunnel? Or a big piece of cheese playing Scrabble with two unicorns? Or a man in a red coat eating pistachio nuts in a swimming pool?" Dr. Brad was getting all excited. His eyebrows were jumping up and down. I looked at the card again. "Nope," I said. "Looks like an ink blot to me." "Hmmm, interesting," Dr. Brad said as he shook his head and took out another card. "How about zis vun?" "I guess maybe it looks a little like a cloud," I said, trying to be helpful. "Don't you see zee umbrella being crushed by zuh hippopotamus? Zee bicycle

“你在这里看到了什么？”“看起来像又一个墨迹，”我告诉他。 “仔细看看，”布拉德博士说。 “你没看见热狗在隧道里追甜甜圈吗？” 或者一块大奶酪和两只独角兽玩拼字游戏？ 或者一个穿红色大衣的男人在游泳池里吃开心果？”博士。 布拉德非常兴奋。 他的眉毛上下跳动着。 我又看了看卡片。 “不，”我说。“我看像个墨渍。” “嗯，有意思，”布拉德博士说着，摇了摇头，拿出另一张卡片。 “这把枪怎么样？”“我想也许它看起来有点像云，”我说，试图帮上忙。 “你没看到伞被河马压扁了吗？” Zee自行车

in zuh sky vis no rider on it? Zee train zat ees being svallowed up by zuh giant boa constrictor?" "Nope," I said, "I don't see any of those things." "How can you not see zat?!" Dr. Brad yelled, waving his arms around. "Eet ees so obvious! Are you blind? Eet ees right zare! Can't you see zee big snake? Vy can't you see zat?" "I don't know!" I said. "I just don't see

天空中没有骑手吗？ 看到火车被蟒蛇吞掉了吗？”“没有，”我说，“我没有看到这些东西。” “你怎么能看不见呢？！”博士。 布拉德喊道，挥舞着双臂。 “这太明显了！”你瞎了吗？ 这是对的！你没看见那条大蛇吗？ 你怎么看不出来？”“我不知道！”我说。 “我就是不明白

it!" Dr. Brad ripped the last picture into a bunch of little pieces. "Go back to your class, A.J.," Dr. Brad said. "I vill have to do furzer tests." I made a dash for the door before he had the chance to change his mind and give me a monkey brain. As I ran down the hall, I could still hear him saying "Hmmmm, interesting" over and over again.

它!”布拉德医生把最后一张照片撕成了一堆小碎片。 “回你的课堂去吧，aj。” 布莱德说。“我得做皮毛测试。” 他还没来得及改变主意，给我来一顿猴脑，我就冲出门去了。 当我跑过大厅时，我仍然能听到他一遍又一遍地说“嗯，有意思”。