11 A Very Dangerous Situation

Chapter 11 A Very Dangerous Situation Mr. Klutz and our vice principal, Mrs. Jafee, came running out onto the playground. They were followed by Dr. Brad, who was huffing and puffing. "Vut's going on?" Dr. Brad shouted. "Somebody pulled the fire alarm, by golly!" said Mrs. Jafee. "It was Andrea Young," Mr. Granite said. "Are you sure?" asked Mr. Klutz. "That's not the Andrea I know. I'm sure Dr. Brad will be able to calm her down." "Vere is Andrea?" asked Dr. Brad. "I must speak vis her." "We don't know where she is," I told them. "She ran out of the school. She could

克鲁茨先生和我们的副校长杰菲夫人跑到操场上。 他们后面跟着布拉德医生，他气喘吁吁。 “怎么回事？”布拉德医生喊道。 “天哪，有人拉响了火警！”杰菲太太说。 “是安德里亚·杨，”格拉尼特说。 “你确定吗？”克鲁茨问道。 “这不是我认识的安德烈。 我相信布拉德医生能让她平静下来。” “安德烈是谁？” 布莱德。“我必须和她谈谈。” “我们不知道她在哪里，”我告诉他们。 她跑出了学校。 她可以

be anywhere." At that moment, the strangest thing in the history of the world happened. We heard a voice from above our heads. "I'm up here, you dumbheads!" I looked up. And there, standing on the roof of the school, was Andrea! "WOW!" everybody said, which is "MOM" upside down. It was a real Kodak moment. Kids started pointing at Andrea and yelling. "She's crazy!" "She's nuts!" "She's loopy!" "She's bananas!" "She's off the wall!" "She's out of her mind!" "She's loony!" "She's bizarre!" "She's off her rocker!" "She's not normal!" "She's loco!" "She's bonkers!" "She's losing her marbles!" "She's screwy!" "She's out of control!" "How did you get up there, Andrea?" shouted Mr. Klutz.

任何地方。”就在那一刻，世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生了。 我们听到头顶上传来一个声音。 “我在上面呢，你们这些笨蛋！”我抬起头来。 站在学校屋顶上的，就是安德烈！“哇！”每个人都说，这是“妈妈”的上下颠倒。 这是一个真正的柯达时刻。 孩子们开始指着安德里亚大喊大叫。 “她疯了!”“她疯了!”“她是糊涂!”“她是香蕉!”“她从墙上掉下来了！”“她疯了！”“她是疯子!”“她是奇怪!”“她疯了！”“她不正常！”“她是疯子!”“她是疯狂!”“她疯了！”“她是疯颠的!”“她失控了！”“你是怎么上去的，安德里亚？”克鲁茨喊道。

"How do you think I got up here, you big doofus?" yelled Andrea. "I climbed." "Oooooooooooooooooooooh!" everybody oooooohed. I couldn't believe Andrea called the

“你以为我是怎么上来的，你这个大笨蛋？” “我爬。”“呜——呜——呜——呜！”每个人都发出呜——呜的声音。 我不敢相信安德里亚打电话给

principal a big doofus! "My feet smell like rotten cabbage!" Andrea yelled. I snapped my fingers to make Andrea come out of her trance. But she was too far away to hear. "What should we do, Dr. Brad?" asked Mr. Klutz. "You're the school counselor!" "Zees ees a very dangerous situation," Dr. Brad said. "I must talk to Andrea and show her kindness, caring, and understanding." "That won't do anything!" Michael said. "A.J. hypnotized her. She's only going to listen to him." "Ees zees true, A.J.?" asked Dr. Brad. "You hypnotized Andrea?" I didn't have the chance to answer his question, because at that moment a bunch of fire engines and police cars pulled up to

校长是个大笨蛋！“我的脚闻起来像腐烂的卷心菜！”安德里亚喊道。 我打了个响指，让安德里亚从恍惚中清醒过来。 但她离得太远，听不见。 “我们该怎么办，布拉德博士？”克鲁茨先生问。 “你是学校的辅导员！”“泽斯看到了一个非常危险的情况，”他说。 布莱德说。“我必须和安德里亚谈谈，表现出她的善良、关心和理解。” “那没有用！”迈克尔说。 A.J.催眠了她。她只会听他的。” “这是真的吗，A.J.?” 布莱德。“你催眠了安德里亚？”我没有机会回答他的问题，因为在那一刻，一堆消防车和警车停了下来

the school with their sirens screaming. Somebody must have called 911! A policeman with a bullhorn got out of one of the cars. "Get down from there, young lady!" he shouted. "Come and get me, coppers!" yelled Andrea. "We don't want you to get hurt," another policeman shouted. "You'll never take me alive!" yelled Andrea. She picked up a tennis ball off the roof and threw it at the police car. "Let's get her, men!" the cop with the bullhorn shouted. The cops started moving toward the wall. "Vait!" Dr. Brad shouted. "Zees ees a very dangerous situation! Do not go up on zee roof. Zare ees only vun person here who can rescue zees girl."

学校的警笛在尖叫。 一定有人打了911！一个拿着扩音器的警察从其中一辆车里走了出来。 “从那儿下来，小姐！”他喊道。 “来抓我，警察！”安德里亚喊道。 “我们不希望你受伤，”另一名警察喊道。 “你休想活捉我！”安德里亚喊道。 她从屋顶上捡起一个网球，朝警车扔去。 “伙计们，我们去抓她！”拿着扩音器的警察喊道。 警察开始向墙边移动。 “Vait !”布拉德医生喊道。“泽斯看到了非常危险的情况！”不要上屋顶。 这里只有一个人能救这个女孩。”

Dr. Brad looked at me. Mr. Klutz looked at me. Mrs. Jafee looked at me. The cops looked at me. Everybody was looking at me! I was faced with the hardest decision of my life. If I didn't save Andrea, something horrible might happen. And if I did save Andrea, the guys would say I was in love with her. I was thinking so hard that my brain hurt. I didn't know what to say. I didn't know what to do. I had to think fast. "I'm going up," I said. Everybody cheered as I dug my sneaker into the little space between the bricks. There were a few windowsills I could step on, too. It was hard, but soon I reached the top of the school. I was a few feet from Andrea. "Get out of my face, A.J.!" she yelled. I took Andrea's necklace out of my

布拉德医生看着我。克鲁茨先生看着我。 杰菲太太看着我。警察看着我。 每个人都在看着我！我面临着一生中最艰难的决定。 如果我不救安德莉亚，可能会发生可怕的事。 如果我真的救了安德里亚，他们会说我爱上她了。 我想得太认真了，脑子都疼了。 我不知道该说什么。 我不知道该怎么办。我必须快速思考。 “我要上去，”我说。当我把运动鞋挖进砖间的小空间时，每个人都欢呼起来。 也有一些我可以踩上去的窗台。 这很艰难，但很快我就到达了学校的顶端。 我离安德里亚只有几英尺。 “从我面前消失，A.J.!”她喊道。 我把安德莉亚的项链从我的