11 Arurahruhmrah

Chapter 11 Arurahruhmrah "Quick!" Andrea shouted. "Take her legs, Arlo!" We picked up the sack with Mrs. Jafee in it and rushed back through the woods. "Help!" Mrs. Jafee shouted. "Put me down, doggone it! I'm your vice principal!" "No," I said, "you're a prisoner of war! And in the words of Abraham Lincoln, 'Nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you.'" "Arlo, I don't think Abraham Lincoln ever said that," Andrea told me. "Well, he should have." Andrea and I finally made it back to our side of the playground. We dumped the sack on the ground in front of Stonewall Jackson. "Great work!" Stonewall said. "Put a gag in her mouth to keep her quiet. I mean

第十一章阿鲁鲁姆拉“快！”安德里亚喊道。 “抓住她的腿，阿乐！”我们捡起装着杰菲太太的麻袋，冲回树林。 “救命!”杰菲太太喊道。 “放我下来，该死的！”我是你们的副校长！”“不，”我说，“你是战俘！用亚伯拉罕·林肯的话来说，“呸——呸——呸——呸——呸！”’”“阿乐，我想亚伯拉罕·林肯从来没说过这话，”安德里亚告诉我。 “嗯，他应该知道的。”安德里亚和我终于回到了我们这边的操场。 我们把麻袋扔在石墙杰克逊门前的地上。 “伟大的工作!”“石墙”表示。 在她嘴里塞个东西让她闭嘴。 我的意思是

him." Ryan and Michael wrapped a rag around Mrs. Jafee's mouth and tied it in the back. "What do we do now?" asked Neil the nude kid. "Tie her up with this rope!" Stonewall Jackson said. Neil tied up Mrs. Jafee. Everybody started yelling and cheering as word got around that our side had captured General Grant. "We won!" kids were shouting. "We won the war!" We were all yelling and screaming and celebrating when the strangest thing in the history of the world happened. A plane flew overhead.

他。”赖安和迈克尔用一块破布裹住杰菲太太的嘴，在背后系上。 “我们现在该怎么办？”裸体小孩尼尔问。 “用这根绳子把她绑起来！”石墙杰克逊说。 尼尔把杰菲太太绑了起来。当我们俘虏了格兰特将军的消息传开时，每个人都开始欢呼雀跃。 “我们赢了！”孩子们喊道。 “我们赢得了战争！”当世界历史上最奇怪的事情发生时，我们都在大喊大叫，庆祝。 一架飞机从头顶飞过。

Well, that wasn't the strange part, because planes fly overhead all the time. The strange part was that something was falling out of the plane. "What's that?" Emily yelled. "It's a parachute!" yelled Stonewall Jackson. "They didn't have parachutes during the Civil War," Andrea said. "They didn't have planes either."

这还不是最奇怪的部分，因为飞机总是从头顶飞过。 奇怪的是有什么东西从飞机上掉了下来。 “那是什么?”艾米丽喊道。 “这是降落伞！”石墙杰克逊喊道。 “内战期间没有降落伞，”安德里亚说。 “他们也没有飞机。”

It didn't matter what they had during the Civil War because the parachute was coming down right over our heads. "It's a man!" Ryan shouted. "It's a man with no hair!" Michael shouted. "It's Mr. Klutz!" Neil shouted. "Hooray for Mr. Klutz!" everybody started shouting. "He's back!" Everybody was happy to see Mr. Klutz again. But there was just one problem. His parachute was heading straight for the swimming pool at the side of the playground. SPLASH! It was a real Kodak moment. We saw it live and in person. Everybody ran over to the swimming pool. "Help!" Mr. Klutz yelled. "I can't swim! Glub glub glub glub!"

南北战争期间他们有什么并不重要，因为降落伞正好落在我们头上。 “是个男人！”瑞安喊道。 “是一个没有头发的人！”迈克尔喊道。 “是克鲁茨先生！”尼尔喊道。 “为克鲁茨先生欢呼！”每个人都开始大喊。 “他回来了!”大家都很高兴再次见到克鲁茨先生。 但只有一个问题。 他的降落伞正朝着操场边上的游泳池飞去。 飞溅!这是一个真正的柯达时刻。 我们亲眼看到了。 每个人都跑到游泳池。 “救命!”克鲁茨先生喊道。“我不会游泳！”咕咕咕咕！”

Stonewall Jackson jumped into the pool and fished out Mr. Klutz before he drowned. "Why didn't you go to the airport?" Ryan asked him. "Well," Mr. Klutz said, "I saw the school out the window of the plane; and since I learned parachuting at Principal Camp, I

石墙杰克逊跳进水池，在克鲁茨先生淹死之前把他捞了出来。 “你为什么不去机场？”瑞恩问他。 “嗯，”克鲁茨说，“我从飞机的窗户看到了学校；既然我在校长营学过跳伞，我

thought that jumping out of the plane would be a lot faster than going to the airport." Mr. Klutz is nuts. "We missed you so much!" said Andrea, the big brownnoser. "I missed you all too," Mr. Klutz said. "Where did this swimming pool come from?" "Rent-A-Pool," I said. "You can rent anything." "But why is it in the playground?" he asked. "I nearly drowned." "It was Mrs. Jafee's idea," Ryan said. "She said studies show kids learn better underwater." "Where is Mrs. Jafee?" asked Mr. Klutz. "She's, uh… tied up," I said. That's when Mrs. Jafee came hopping out of the woods. She was still tied up in the

我以为从飞机上跳下来会比去机场快得多。” 克鲁茨先生是个疯子。“我们非常想念你！”大马屁精安德里亚说。 “我也很想念你们，”克鲁茨说。 “这个游泳池是从哪儿来的？”“租一个游泳池，”我说。 “你可以租任何东西。”“但它为什么在操场上？”他问。 “我差点淹死。”“这是杰菲太太的主意，”瑞安说。 “她说，研究表明，孩子在水下学习效果更好。” “杰菲太太在哪儿？”克鲁兹先生问。 “她，呃……被绑起来了，”我说。 就在这时，杰菲太太从树林里跳了出来。 她还被绑在