9 Officer Spence Is Getting Weirder

9 Officer Spence Is Getting Weirder BRING! BRING! BRING! BRING! Fire alarm bells always go BRING! BRING! BRING! BRING! Nobody knows why. It was really loud! We had to hold our hands over our ears. Everybody was freaking out. It was cool. "Get outside!" people were screaming in the hallways. "Fire! Everybody outside!" When we got out to the playground, it was like a war zone. Officer Spence had put barbed wire on top of the fence. There was a helicopter hovering over the school. Officer Spence was wearing a camouflage suit, and he was running around with a weird helmet over his face.

斯宾塞警官越来越奇怪了！把!把!把!火警警铃总是响！把!把!把!没人知道为什么。 真的很吵！我们不得不用手捂着耳朵。 每个人都吓坏了。 很酷。“出去！”人们在走廊里尖叫。 “火!每个人都外面!”当我们来到操场时，那里就像战场一样。 斯宾塞警官在栅栏上装了铁丝网。 有一架直升飞机在学校上空盘旋。 斯宾塞警官穿着迷彩服，脸上戴着一个奇怪的头盔跑来跑去。

"What's that he's wearing?" Ryan asked. "Night vision goggles," Michael told us. "They let you see in the dark. I saw them in a movie once." "Night vision goggles are cool," I said. "But why is he wearing night vision goggles in the middle of the day?" asked Neil. "Because he's crazy!" Andrea said. Officer Spence was running around, arresting every grown-up he could find. First he ran over to our science teacher, Mr. Docker.

“他穿的是什么？”瑞恩问道。 “夜视镜，”迈克尔告诉我们。 “它们能让你在黑暗中看见东西。 我曾经在一部电影里看过他们。” “夜视镜很酷，”我说。 尼尔问道：“但他为什么要在大白天戴夜视镜呢？” “因为他疯了！”安德里亚说。 斯宾塞警官四处奔走，逮捕他能找到的每一个成年人。 首先他跑去找我们的科学老师，多克先生。

"Freeze, dirtbag!" he yelled. "What did I do?" asked Mr. Docker. "You're conducting bizarre experiments in the science lab," Officer Spence said. "You're under arrest." He put handcuffs on Mr. Docker. Then he

“别动，混蛋！” “我做了什么？”多克先生问。 “你在科学实验室里做奇怪的实验，”斯宾塞警官说。 “你被捕了。”他给多克先生戴上了手铐。 然后他

ran over to our bus driver, Mrs. Kormel. "Freeze, dirtbag!" "What did I do?" she asked. "I saw you drinking and driving," accused Officer Spence. "It was coffee!" said Mrs. Kormel. "Yes, and you were drinking it," Officer Spence said as he handcuffed her. "Drinking and driving is against the law, so you're under arrest!" Then he ran over to our crossing guard, Mr. Louie. He was holding his guitar that looks like a stop sign. "Freeze, dirtbag!" "Hey man, like, y'know?" said Mr. Louie, making a peace sign. "Can't we all learn to love one another and live in peace and harmony?"

跑到我们的巴士司机科梅尔太太那里 “冻结,垃圾袋(失败者)!”“我做了什么？”她问。 “我看到你酒后驾车，”斯宾塞警官指责道。 “是咖啡！”科尔梅尔太太说。 “是的，你当时正在喝，”斯宾塞警官边说边给她戴上手铐。 “酒后驾车是违法的，所以你被捕了！”然后他跑向我们的交警路易先生。 他拿着吉他，看起来像个停车标志。 “冻结,垃圾袋(失败者)!”“嘿，伙计，你知道吗？”路易先生说着，做了一个和平的手势。 “难道我们就不能学会彼此相爱，和平和谐地生活吗？”

"No!" Officer Spence barked. "You're under arrest!" "Hey, I'm just chillin', dude," Mr. Louie said. "Doin' my thing. Like, can you dig it? Why are you hassling me, bro?" "Because you stand out in the middle of the street before and after school," Officer Spence said. "Yeah, that's my job, man," Mr. Louie said. "Like, I'm a crossing guard? I gotta help the kids cross the street. It's what I do.

“不!”斯宾塞警官吼道。 “你被捕了！”“嘿，我只是在放松，伙计，”路易说。 “做我该做的事。你懂吗？ 你为什么要找我麻烦，兄弟？”斯宾塞警官说：“因为你在上学前和放学后都会站在街道中央。” “是的，那是我的工作，伙计，”路易说。 “比如，我是交警？” 我得帮孩子们过马路。 这就是我的工作。

Can you dig where I'm comin' from?" "You're a jaywalker!" Officer Spence yelled. "And you're going to jail!" "Oh, man!" Mr. Louie said as he was handcuffed. "Lighten up, dude! Like, y'know? You're giving off bad vibes and bumming everybody out." "You have the right to remain silent," said Officer Spence. "So shut up!" "No! Like, help! Let me gooooooooooo!"

你能明白我从哪里来吗？”“你是个乱穿马路的人！”斯宾塞警官喊道。 “你要进监狱了！”“哦,男人!”路易被戴上手铐时说。 “放轻松，伙计！”喜欢,你知道吗? 你散发出不好的氛围，让每个人都感到厌烦。” “你有权保持沉默，”斯宾塞警官说。 “所以闭嘴！”“不!喜欢,帮助!让我走——走——走！”